Heather Locklear not pleased with Denise Richards
April 26th, 2006 // 118 Comments
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MeganHarris | April 26, 2006 at 6:00 pm
first biathes deal with it!!
MeganHarris | April 26, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Biatches!
mrs.t | April 26, 2006 at 6:02 pm
way to go, meganharris! You Rock!
chanel_bear | April 26, 2006 at 6:05 pm
yyeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh fourth!
I knoe how too spel | April 26, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Well, I’m not first. I’m still awesome. Oh, and does anyone care about Heather Locklear anymore? I mean, once that David Spade thing came out, I looked over at Heather and said: “Well, I think you’ve answered the question. I never want to see you again. You no longer exist to me. It’s like you’ve died.”
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 26, 2006 at 6:09 pm
Maybe she’s not so pleased with looking like a less-mustachioed-David Crosby rather than looking like a tasty little dish like Denise Richards. Oh, well. I’m sure David Spade has plenty of see through shirts and tubes of Dumb Blonde Hair Repair to console her back into dick-suckin’ mood.
LilJenny | April 26, 2006 at 6:09 pm
She’s more disappointed that her Spin City liplock with Denise lacked passion and there was not enough tongue
BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2006 at 6:10 pm
HOLY SHIT!! break out the the oil let’s see some hasbeen skank on neverwas ho’ action. I’ll bring my boy buttah.
BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Hmmm, looks like ol’ Heather is hitting the wall…haaaard.
Chrystal03 | April 26, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Oh hell yeah, I will definitely like to see these two wrestle, with their tops off, soaked in whip cream in the 69 position…yummy!!
Gerald Tarrant | April 26, 2006 at 6:19 pm
This is typical case of anger transfer. Heather realized that she got the “short” end of the Spade/Sambuca trade and now she is really mad at herself. But in classic fashion, she is getting mad at Denise instead.
Gerald Tarrant | April 26, 2006 at 6:20 pm
And just to reiterate, none of this would have happened if Tom Cruise didn’t love the cock.
mamacita | April 26, 2006 at 6:20 pm
I like that she’s comfortable enough in her sexuality and beauty that she feels ok about wearing a black bra under a wife beater. OK, not really. I think that looks terrible and she deserves to be stabbed repeatedly with a broken beer bottle for attempting it.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 26, 2006 at 6:21 pm
11 – Classic Fashion I think is the name of the store where she buys her wife beaters – or perhaps it’s Dress Barn, I can’t remember.
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 6:22 pm
I think Heather Locklear has been replaced by an alien that knows nothing…and it’s only hope was too latch on to the closest thing related to it…David Spade. Denise Richards will soon join in as she is due to be taken over by ALiens…any second now
Gerald Tarrant | April 26, 2006 at 6:25 pm
Well you certainly expect a celebrity of her fame and noteriety to buy wife beaters from Wal-Mart.
Gerald Tarrant | April 26, 2006 at 6:26 pm
And just for my masochistic side, I think her fashion statement would have been better served without the bra.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 26, 2006 at 6:29 pm
17 – Enjoying nipples is so Sexist, you chauvinist pig! How dare you enjoy nipples.
REPORTED!
Gerald Tarrant | April 26, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Don’t judge me, I’m just doing my thing.
And I wasn’t talking about her nips only, I am an equal opportunity breast lover. I enjoy all parts of boobs (even the hairy mole). Well, man boobs not so much…
Praz | April 26, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Since no one’s said it yet I’D HIT IT thank you.
Italian Stallion | April 26, 2006 at 6:38 pm
I kind of like the black bra under the wife beater, all she needs now is an Urban Sombrero………
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 26, 2006 at 6:40 pm
I think she needs a strawberry milkshake and a big glass of donkey punch.
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 6:42 pm
All she really needs is a parrot on her shoulder, or a ugly litlle creature to follow her…HUH!!! thats why shes got david spade!!
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 6:43 pm
My typing is getting increasingly crap-In my defence it is nearly midnight!
St.Minutia | April 26, 2006 at 6:46 pm
Soooo, Gerald Tarrant? Is this you?
http://www.flowerstorm.net/disa/Gallery/anti-tarrant.html
You turn me on.
radio4play | April 26, 2006 at 6:49 pm
Ah man almost first
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 6:55 pm
EDNA!!!She left the same way she came…silently and agressively…my butt still hurts!!
Gerald Tarrant | April 26, 2006 at 6:59 pm
St.Minutia, my google hero. You have unearthed the origins of where I stole the name. Personas matched, so it was only natural.
shankyouverymuch | April 26, 2006 at 7:01 pm
As appealing as the hollyweird set looks physically on the outside, they are just as rotten to the core on the inside… heather helped Dopy-Denise a lot when she was having problems with
stillstandingby | April 26, 2006 at 7:01 pm
the bitch does have nice hair, i’ll give her that
Unabashed Liar | April 26, 2006 at 7:04 pm
Ten years ago she was one of the hottest things on television. Now she tosses Joe Dirt’s salad. No wonder she is pissed. The whole thing is almost as sad as Spade’s attempt to stay relevant.
That said, I’d still hit it. Only without any of that respect or admiration junk getting in the way, and probably with a pair of rubber surgicals.
radio3play | April 26, 2006 at 7:06 pm
oh am i being reported?
ellaminnowpea | April 26, 2006 at 7:11 pm
HLLHL almost as much as TCLTC! That’s how it always is….I don’t want it–but I don’t want anyone else to have it either….Heather is a narcissist!
I could overlook the Tommy Lee thing…she was young and dumb…and I purposely looked the other way for the Sambora thing…but no more…I can’t forgive the David Spade thing…I can’t
cibby | April 26, 2006 at 7:12 pm
#31 – tosses Joe Dirt’s salad?
hilarious!
Ah, David Spade, none of us can even imagine you having a sexual escapade. You’re asexual, my friend.
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 7:16 pm
Whats HLLHL and TCLTC?
radio4play | April 26, 2006 at 7:18 pm
tom cruise loves the cock
ellaminnowpea | April 26, 2006 at 7:20 pm
..and heather locklear loves heather locklear….she only has eyes for herself!
stillstandingby | April 26, 2006 at 7:21 pm
i shook tommy lee’s hand last year at darien lake……hes damn sexy in person
ellaminnowpea | April 26, 2006 at 7:22 pm
>> I only ever shook Sting’s hand
ellaminnowpea | April 26, 2006 at 7:23 pm
He’s got BIG hands……hard working type of hands…….nice
radio3play | April 26, 2006 at 7:23 pm
shake them things
them things
them things
radio3play | April 26, 2006 at 7:24 pm
does anyone know who sings that song?
radio4play | April 26, 2006 at 7:28 pm
dem thingz
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 7:29 pm
I met David Schwimmer in the summer- hes got lovely big puppy dog eyes….
radio3play | April 26, 2006 at 7:31 pm
i met chris martin and he has nice hands, and he smells good
radio4play | April 26, 2006 at 7:34 pm
I met Karishma Kapoor..she stinks
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 7:39 pm
I also met Richard Hammon- don’t know if u know him, he presents Top Gear and Brainiac over here in England
ellaminnowpea | April 26, 2006 at 7:47 pm
Jammy? Isn’t it past your bed time?
JammyDodger | April 26, 2006 at 7:49 pm
#48 Not sure if that was sarcasm or just plain mean! Yeah it is a little late over here, but oh well…Im hardcore :-S
Tracy | April 26, 2006 at 7:55 pm
I met Arnold Schwarznegger. Big hands. Big everything! Well… I didn’t see everything…