first biathes deal with it!!
way to go, meganharris! You Rock!
Well, I’m not first. I’m still awesome. Oh, and does anyone care about Heather Locklear anymore? I mean, once that David Spade thing came out, I looked over at Heather and said: “Well, I think you’ve answered the question. I never want to see you again. You no longer exist to me. It’s like you’ve died.”
Maybe she’s not so pleased with looking like a less-mustachioed-David Crosby rather than looking like a tasty little dish like Denise Richards. Oh, well. I’m sure David Spade has plenty of see through shirts and tubes of Dumb Blonde Hair Repair to console her back into dick-suckin’ mood.
She’s more disappointed that her Spin City liplock with Denise lacked passion and there was not enough tongue
HOLY SHIT!! break out the the oil let’s see some hasbeen skank on neverwas ho’ action. I’ll bring my boy buttah.
Hmmm, looks like ol’ Heather is hitting the wall…haaaard.
Oh hell yeah, I will definitely like to see these two wrestle, with their tops off, soaked in whip cream in the 69 position…yummy!!
This is typical case of anger transfer. Heather realized that she got the “short” end of the Spade/Sambuca trade and now she is really mad at herself. But in classic fashion, she is getting mad at Denise instead.
And just to reiterate, none of this would have happened if Tom Cruise didn’t love the cock.
I like that she’s comfortable enough in her sexuality and beauty that she feels ok about wearing a black bra under a wife beater. OK, not really. I think that looks terrible and she deserves to be stabbed repeatedly with a broken beer bottle for attempting it.
11 – Classic Fashion I think is the name of the store where she buys her wife beaters – or perhaps it’s Dress Barn, I can’t remember.
I think Heather Locklear has been replaced by an alien that knows nothing…and it’s only hope was too latch on to the closest thing related to it…David Spade. Denise Richards will soon join in as she is due to be taken over by ALiens…any second now
Well you certainly expect a celebrity of her fame and noteriety to buy wife beaters from Wal-Mart.
And just for my masochistic side, I think her fashion statement would have been better served without the bra.
17 – Enjoying nipples is so Sexist, you chauvinist pig! How dare you enjoy nipples.
Don’t judge me, I’m just doing my thing.
And I wasn’t talking about her nips only, I am an equal opportunity breast lover. I enjoy all parts of boobs (even the hairy mole). Well, man boobs not so much…
Since no one’s said it yet I’D HIT IT thank you.
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