first biathes deal with it!!
way to go, meganharris! You Rock!
Well, I’m not first. I’m still awesome. Oh, and does anyone care about Heather Locklear anymore? I mean, once that David Spade thing came out, I looked over at Heather and said: “Well, I think you’ve answered the question. I never want to see you again. You no longer exist to me. It’s like you’ve died.”
Maybe she’s not so pleased with looking like a less-mustachioed-David Crosby rather than looking like a tasty little dish like Denise Richards. Oh, well. I’m sure David Spade has plenty of see through shirts and tubes of Dumb Blonde Hair Repair to console her back into dick-suckin’ mood.
She’s more disappointed that her Spin City liplock with Denise lacked passion and there was not enough tongue
HOLY SHIT!! break out the the oil let’s see some hasbeen skank on neverwas ho’ action. I’ll bring my boy buttah.
Hmmm, looks like ol’ Heather is hitting the wall…haaaard.
Oh hell yeah, I will definitely like to see these two wrestle, with their tops off, soaked in whip cream in the 69 position…yummy!!
This is typical case of anger transfer. Heather realized that she got the “short” end of the Spade/Sambuca trade and now she is really mad at herself. But in classic fashion, she is getting mad at Denise instead.
And just to reiterate, none of this would have happened if Tom Cruise didn’t love the cock.
I like that she’s comfortable enough in her sexuality and beauty that she feels ok about wearing a black bra under a wife beater. OK, not really. I think that looks terrible and she deserves to be stabbed repeatedly with a broken beer bottle for attempting it.
11 – Classic Fashion I think is the name of the store where she buys her wife beaters – or perhaps it’s Dress Barn, I can’t remember.
I think Heather Locklear has been replaced by an alien that knows nothing…and it’s only hope was too latch on to the closest thing related to it…David Spade. Denise Richards will soon join in as she is due to be taken over by ALiens…any second now
Well you certainly expect a celebrity of her fame and noteriety to buy wife beaters from Wal-Mart.
And just for my masochistic side, I think her fashion statement would have been better served without the bra.
17 – Enjoying nipples is so Sexist, you chauvinist pig! How dare you enjoy nipples.
Don’t judge me, I’m just doing my thing.
And I wasn’t talking about her nips only, I am an equal opportunity breast lover. I enjoy all parts of boobs (even the hairy mole). Well, man boobs not so much…
Since no one’s said it yet I’D HIT IT thank you.
I kind of like the black bra under the wife beater, all she needs now is an Urban Sombrero………
I think she needs a strawberry milkshake and a big glass of donkey punch.
All she really needs is a parrot on her shoulder, or a ugly litlle creature to follow her…HUH!!! thats why shes got david spade!!
My typing is getting increasingly crap-In my defence it is nearly midnight!
Soooo, Gerald Tarrant? Is this you?
You turn me on.
Ah man almost first
EDNA!!!She left the same way she came…silently and agressively…my butt still hurts!!
St.Minutia, my google hero. You have unearthed the origins of where I stole the name. Personas matched, so it was only natural.
As appealing as the hollyweird set looks physically on the outside, they are just as rotten to the core on the inside… heather helped Dopy-Denise a lot when she was having problems with
the bitch does have nice hair, i’ll give her that
Ten years ago she was one of the hottest things on television. Now she tosses Joe Dirt’s salad. No wonder she is pissed. The whole thing is almost as sad as Spade’s attempt to stay relevant.
That said, I’d still hit it. Only without any of that respect or admiration junk getting in the way, and probably with a pair of rubber surgicals.
oh am i being reported?
HLLHL almost as much as TCLTC! That’s how it always is….I don’t want it–but I don’t want anyone else to have it either….Heather is a narcissist!
I could overlook the Tommy Lee thing…she was young and dumb…and I purposely looked the other way for the Sambora thing…but no more…I can’t forgive the David Spade thing…I can’t
#31 – tosses Joe Dirt’s salad?
Ah, David Spade, none of us can even imagine you having a sexual escapade. You’re asexual, my friend.
Whats HLLHL and TCLTC?
tom cruise loves the cock
..and heather locklear loves heather locklear….she only has eyes for herself!
i shook tommy lee’s hand last year at darien lake……hes damn sexy in person
>> I only ever shook Sting’s hand
He’s got BIG hands……hard working type of hands…….nice
shake them things
does anyone know who sings that song?
I met David Schwimmer in the summer- hes got lovely big puppy dog eyes….
i met chris martin and he has nice hands, and he smells good
I met Karishma Kapoor..she stinks
I also met Richard Hammon- don’t know if u know him, he presents Top Gear and Brainiac over here in England
Jammy? Isn’t it past your bed time?
#48 Not sure if that was sarcasm or just plain mean! Yeah it is a little late over here, but oh well…Im hardcore :-S
I met Arnold Schwarznegger. Big hands. Big everything! Well… I didn’t see everything…
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