Heather Locklear is photographed here filming her new movie Flirting with 40. According to IMDB: “A divorced mother approaching her 40th birthday falls for a younger man while on vacation.” That’s funny because Heather Locklear is pushing 50 in real life. So Heather not only flirted with 40, it had its way with her then, ironically, ditched her for Denise Richards. True story that I’m willing to ignore to have sweet granny sex with Heather. Afterwards, we’ll snuggle up for some Matlock. See? I’m romantic.
Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
I’m pretty sure there is not one single person that posted here that looks better…
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#51 – Like all commenters who say stuff like that (accusing the entire online site visitor crowd of being unattractive) you have no way of knowing, so shut it.
Somewhere along the line Heather and Denise lost their implants. That is a real shame. They balanced out their figures and made them a lot hotter. Pity.
Good for her!!!
she looks good
She looks aright, for a granny. What’s up with the back to back to back old hags? Get cracking on some fine young mamas like Bijou Phillips or Emmy the Harry Potter chick.
PS: Hayden Pantierre’s overdue she’s gotta step up to this!
She looks great!!
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Her hair is stringy and fried
there strings everywhere string bikini, stringy hair
Just think…all of you haters are going to be OLD someday and your NEVER going to look as good as her!!!! Go ahead, laugh at “old people” (AKA anyone over 15 to your pea brains)….you’ll never look this good!!!
I want my tongue in her asshole.
She is so hot. It’s said she is dating a billionaire on ” M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M ” where the rich & celebrity gather! There are some hotter photos of her also!
@ 49
Actually it looks like her vagina area is decomposing already! You know make-up and spray tanning can do so much to cover up her gangrene and unused private parts. And from my very extensive (doctoral) observation it looks like it’s spreading… kind of like impetigo.
So if The Superficial writer wants to hit that… by all means, bro. You just better have a condom that’s drenched in penicillin, protects from maggots, and that has lamb skin. You know… for the environment and stuff.
“Just think…all of you haters are going to be OLD someday and your NEVER going to look as good as her!!!! Go ahead, laugh at “old people” (AKA anyone over 15 to your pea brains)….you’ll never look this good!!!”
Really? There are chicks her age who look way better, like Monica Bellucci. Besides, you don’t know what we look like now, much less what we’ll look like later. All you’re doing is blindly kissing celebrity butt. Pathetic.
It’s really weird how misogynistic the comments are on here. The site itself is quite witty, and I like gossip; but the comments are so filled with rage against women who eat/age/do anything independent. I mean, really, that comment back there – we’re glad Marilyn died because at least she didn’t get fat?? ??
Does it occur to any of you guys that we’re just like you? Individuals genetically gifted a body that does its own thing; big, small, thin, voluptuous; attractive to some people, not to others…? Perhaps interesting for our achievements, and not our body type?
No-one’s allowed to be fat, but then no-one’s allowed to have a skinny flat ass, either. Why is it satisfying to destroy people on the basis of a weird, constructed ideal? – which seems to involve spending one’s life weightlifting (but not too much)/being sick (but not too much)/injected with fat or botullism (but not too much)?
Do you realise that this attitude creates another generation of anorexic, self-hating, surgery-fixated bimbo girls?
Or is that what you WANT?
Because then they are too busy hating themselves to get scarily eminent and successful?
Did you ever actually fall in love with someone because she had obviously consecrated her life to making herself accord to your physical ideal?
And if you DID – was she interesting? at all?
Or do you get this stuff out on here in order to vent your poison and thus be nicer in real life?
I am honestly curious. Because I’m starting to think, from this site and others, that the United States is a prehistoric gender relations backwater.
Hello, lisabeller #66 and #61 who keeps spamming us with that lame dating site you can STFU now. Pay us and guarantee your clients provide a full body massage with a happy ending. Also, they must submit to a thorough ass fisting by Budweiser chugging inbreds. If you guarantee both, then we’ll visit your crap guzzling site.
PS: Post stuff on young hot Hollywood babes who aren’t Brit, Linds or Paris pronto these old hags are killing us!
Give it a rest! Heather looks awsome for 50! My mom had a pot belly when she was only 30! Oh yeah, I forgot, MY mother figgered she didn’t have to exercise anymore once she got her claws in a man! Heather, you rock!
I wonder again:
Why is it that celebs don’t want to see their own limitations?
TIME HAS PASSED FOR A BIKINI!!!!
i bet a black guys nailing that.
Even a 50 year old man can look like that with enough surgery, stylists, nutritionists, lyposuctionists, and money. I’d still slap her with my meat twenty or thirty times, but still…..
She looks alot like this New York woman that operated herself to a cat (what her name? there was an articel about her from the fish) in this picture: http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-heather_locklear_has_milflike.php?bfm_index=2
I doubt seriously she gave the mirror a close look?
Goodness gracious, oh my! I couldn’t possible dip into THAT old thing. A studly young guy like myself, with an awesome body from sitting all day in front of this computer could do a heck of a lot better than that, especially now that I’ve got a job with benefits. I want a woman with a hot body, and I want her YOUNG, and preferably famous. Because I’m worth it!
She is only 46, she’s not 50. 46 is not old, wait until you get close to that age, you will laugh at how it is not old. I personally think she should lay off the botox and age gracefully but for being 46 years old she is in great shape. People are damned if they do and damned if they don’t in this world. I would love love love to see any of the negative commentors here in a bikini or trunks. Now or when you are 46 and see if you still “have it” then. It’s too bad that people seem to think that once you are over 30 years old that you are not worth anything. Boy you have a lot to learn about life.
what’s that big spot on her lower stomach? Did she get a tattoo removed or something?
I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Not flattering shots of her. She used to be soo cute and sweet looking. Now just haggish.
meh…..I was more of a Heather Thomas guy and dont get me started on the whole Motley Crue/Bonblowme connection…..yeccchh
You scrotum people are NUTS.
Heather Locklear looks DAMN fine, droolicious in fact.
Husband stealer Richards no longer carries the looks to steal the postman even. She has turned into BackFat Betty. Heather has ALWAYS maintained her health while Richards is obviously going to fat, those thighs and hips were made for birthin and holding up a broom skirt. Blech. I am so glad that photo of Richards was published. Free bellyfat sammiches on Denise,literally! LOL
Heather looks good for 46, and the patch is to cover up her Richie tattoo, enough with the speculation….
I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body
I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body
I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body
I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body
I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body
I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body
I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body
I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body
did not mean to post multiple comments!
did not mean to post multiple comments!
did not mean to post multiple comments!
I wonder if Heather might be interested in some free sperm?
She looks lovely!There should be a doll created with her figures.She looks like a barbie or something!I try to become like her with my make up.Let’s see if I’ll make it!
Let’s see if I ever make it look like Heather Locklear.In the meanwhile I look like Charlize Theron.I find her pretty creepy, u guyw, but I still look like her!I have almost the same face with Charlize!Kind a give me the chills!What should I do tell me?Kill myshelf or drown perhaps?..,ha,ha, ha we are both so ugly!
I would still like to lick her navel
I would still like to lick her navel
Over the years, she has had one of the most overexposed navels of any female celibrity, I have enjoyed gazing at it, and she still looks pretty good for her age