Us Weekly is making the pretty outrageous claim that Heather Locklear has hooked up with David Spade after divorcing from Richie Sambora. They share the same manager and have been friends for some time, and were reportedly seen kissing while hanging out with some friends in West Hollywood. David recently declined to comment during the April 2 premiere of his new movie The Benchwarmers.
There are a few problems I have with this story, the first being that David refused to comment on their relationship. I’ve never even met Heather Locklear but that doesn’t stop me from telling everybody I know I made out with her twice. Secondly, he’s David Spade. His idea for a first date is probably dressing up as Legolas and running around the room breaking things with his toy sword.
David is a dude and that’s why he get all the girls.
He looks like Ellen.
Is she really gonna bang this guy?! She’s break him in half! I know chihuahuas bigger than this guy…
Chicks dig funny guys. Case it point – all these girls always throwing themselves at PapaHotNutz and for all they know he could be a triple amputee who has to jerk off with the same foot he uses to pick his nose.
And guys dig women who spend a lot of money on their looks because they look good. That’s right ladies, time to get rich.
Case “in” point. Pardon me. My word. Good Heavens.
Dude must be hung like a horse.
@ #30
Krisdylee, if you invoke he-who-must-not-be named, his little scrawny ass is bound to pop up. Kind of like Beetlejuice. And I don’t have the proper exorcism spell.
They can share a wardrobe.
I’m willing to bet that they wear the same size jeans.
I cannot WAIT to watch The Showbiz Show with David Spade to see what sort of demeaning and insulting comments he is going to make about Heather Locklear’s latest conquest. Oh wait….
I wouldn’t be to sure about “girls” throwing themselves at the ‘nutzter. 99.9 of the people here are fat unemployed males, the rest are all sorts trannies, midgets and assorted weirdos, maybe ONE of them is a chick….a fat one with a limp.
I’ve seen David Spade twice in public. Both times he was accompanied by girls that were a 10+. Not “wow, that’s pretty good for David Spade”, or “yeah, famous guy with a hot chick, big deal”, I’m talking a 10+ period.
Locklear seems like a step back compared to those.
Good for her, he looks like a cross between Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora, if they mated. lol.
LMAO at anyone that thinks Spade is hung like a horse! He has the finest wee bones and tiniest little girl hands…hung like a mouse is the more likely scenario.
Heather was hot in the TJ Hooker days…before she got the worst downward-pointing implants and got old.
Mice are hot.
#60
DAMN YOU, BARBADO!! you found me out! okay, so which leg am i limping on!!
and y’all have it all wrong. the short, ferret-faced funny guys are a good lay… they TRY harder!!
heh-heh.
and papa is kewl…
#60
DAMN YOU, BARBADO!! you found me out! okay, so which leg am i limping on?
and y’all have it all wrong. the short, ferret-faced funny guys are a good lay… they TRY harder!!
heh-heh.
and papa is kewl…
change that to CLUMSY fat girl with a limp…
damn double posts
change that to CLUMSY fat girl with a limp…
damn double posts
That seals the deal. David Spade has a deal with the devil
This world is so wacky. I actually believe it’s at least *possible* that the two could be dating. Of course, the only time I’ve seen a chick as hot as Heather Locklear with a short shlub like David Spade was here in Korea.
#63 – pixel killya;
Heather was exceptionally hot, when the world first laid eyes on her crawling across a bed on “Dynasty” and she’s held-up very well.
BTW: I didn’t see Leno tonight, but in the monologue and in advance of Spade’s appearance, he seemed to confirm the relationship.
Doesn’t look like she was too sorry to see hubby get the boot. I’m sure his getting that naughty e-mail from that woman was just too convenient for dumping him without a backward glance.
Now she’s with David Spade. Too typical — a Hollywood thing. She’ll sleep with him for a week, milk it for a little publicity, make sure hubby sees the pix and feels like a sorry loser, then declare that she and Spade were just friends and Spade will be seen at the local hotel bar stool, disshelved and wondering what happened :::yawn:::
Maybe she was swimming and he asked her “Uh which way to the wieght room”
David is HOT. He is in my top 4….
1) Rivers Cuomo
2) Kurt Cobain (dead guys rule)
3) Steve Buscemi
4) David Spade
DUH! has anyone considered the fact that David Spade might be hording around a huge trouser trout?, OR the obvious.. “hey, he really is a f#@!ing hilarious guy” especially compared to (and i quote “RICHIE” unquote) Sambora. I mean REALLY of the 2 dudes which one sounds more like a little kid? well consider this.. it’s DAVID not DAVIE Spade. it’s RICHIE not RICH or RICHARD Sambora (although I’d prefer if he called himself by the OTHER “RICH” “RICHARD” variable… “DICK”, it suits him) SHIT! can’t we be happy for Mr. Spade? and Heather too? (if this story is even true??) but as for you ms. denise richards… hoping you’ll read this (if you can read)RE: all the accusations & mud slinging you’ve been throwing to public about your hubby this past week isn’t NEWS to anyone of us here on planet earth. (i mean DUH he did testify at hiedi fliess trial, uhhh… rumor has it that he likes women and partying, but shhh.. keep it on the downlow, no one knows, shhh!) Karma is a bitch as you’re finding out ms. sneaky. NOT looking to “ms innocent” NOW… lol! you’re a joke, a skank, selfish LYING BACKSTABBING CHEATING SCREW EVERYONE OVER EVEN YOUR “BEST” FRIEND LOSER.. (i’d rather be known for my “partying” like your hubby does/did/? than what you are now known for..) you make me sick
(WOW, i apologize to all reading this comment i just went OFF, i needed to vent, thank you all for allowing me to do so. i finally feel the need of carrying a gun to my postoffice subsiding. thank you again)
one more thing! ! !
sambora IS a FAG with no personality… lose the feathered hair FAG!
oh and to the person who is comment no. 2…. THAT COMMENT IS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS
kudos!
okay, now i’m done!
David Spade is cute! He is funny and quirky and has a great personality. Why is everyone dogging on him? I think your all just jealous that he is making more money then you. P.S. I’d be his woman and I’m considered hot!