Us Weekly is making the pretty outrageous claim that Heather Locklear has hooked up with David Spade after divorcing from Richie Sambora. They share the same manager and have been friends for some time, and were reportedly seen kissing while hanging out with some friends in West Hollywood. David recently declined to comment during the April 2 premiere of his new movie The Benchwarmers.
There are a few problems I have with this story, the first being that David refused to comment on their relationship. I’ve never even met Heather Locklear but that doesn’t stop me from telling everybody I know I made out with her twice. Secondly, he’s David Spade. His idea for a first date is probably dressing up as Legolas and running around the room breaking things with his toy sword.