Heather Graham bends things for learning and other news

- Lady GaGa and Sarah Palin are our most influential people. Cue Canadian invasion in 3… 2… [PopEater]

- Chelsea Handler might have a sex tape. Or a smart publicist. [Dlisted]

- Emma Stone is what Lindsay Lohan could’ve been if she didn’t fall out of Dina’s money-hole. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jessica Simpson just gave Ellen a boner. [HollywoodTuna]

- Ryan Cabrera is back in wonk-boob country. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna hate each other. [Hollywood Life]

- George Clooney almost got exploded. [StarPulse]

- Kendra and Kourtney Kardashian’s babies’ arranged marriage is already set/contractually obligated by E! [TheFABlife]

- The Naomi Campbell Survival Guide [Bossip]

- Kim Kardashian’s ass combines both form and function. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Kate Hudson is hiding her new implants BABY. I’m still right. [ICYDK]

- Jessica Alba can’t cook? Next you’ll tell me she’ll get less attractive over time. Women… [Socialite Life]

- Lindsay Lohan’s cracked out tweets suddenly make sense now. [Huffington Post]

- Steve Carrell is bailing on The Office. [Betty Confidential]

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