Heather Graham attacked by dinosaur

June 9th, 2009 // 66 Comments

Heather Graham attended the Dublin premiere of The Hangover last night and apparently wanted to look like she just got out of a knife fight with Hayden Panettiere. I say this because the slash marks stop just short of Heather’s chest, and I have a healthy imagination. Ladies? I mean, myself?

Photos: Splash News, WENN

  1. sean de lap

    I live in Dublin…wish i had been there…wud love to make her my love slave

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  3. Parker

    @49 I’m so confident it would work with Heather Graham I’m willing to try it.

  4. she's a cat lady

    Meh she’s hot, but she’s old and although she has that lanky natural look she’s botoxed and nip /tucked from head to toe and those boobs are sag city sans push up bra.

    The woman is 40 YEARS OLD and never married. A 40 year old unmarried woman is like a 40 year old male virgin. That’s a huge red flags my friends and there is ALWAYS a reason for it. You have to ask yourself why no man has ever nailed that down, probably because she has the personaity of a screw driver. Why has no man bought this cow, is her milk that bland or does she give it away too easily? It ain’t good.

    Actor/director Ed Burns dumped her after 2 years for his ex, Supermodel Christy Turlington, so that should tell you what kind of personality she has if a guy woud rather deal wth the gaping vacuum that is a supermodel’s non existant personality. Burns married the supermodel and they have two kids, while roller girl here keeps skating from one boyfriend to the next.

    Cue the Jennifer Anniston’s of the world defending Heather’s cat ladyness.

    P.S. It wsn’t a dinosaur that rpped her dess it was her 50 cats.

  5. she's a cat lady

    * it wasn’t a dinosaur that ripped her dress it was her 50 cats. That’ll teach her to hide the catnip up her snatch just to get some oral spinster cat pleasure.

  6. Darth

    I agree with her,this allows a better ventilation.

  7. CakeSnifferer

    Always been a fan. I see no reason to stop now.

  8. dolliee

    omg. whoever wrote this post, clearly doesnt know fashion. that dress is a herve leger masterpiece dumbass.

  9. Mama Pinkus

    unfortunate choice of outfit yet she somehow manages to pull it off……..I hate her

    note to “54. she’s a cat lady ” – not all gals want to be married and it doesn’t mean we’re seriously screwed up – I myself have never felt the need to inflict that kind of torment on a man

  10. Mama Pinkus

    unfortunate choice of outfit yet she somehow manages to pull it off……..I hate her

    note to “54. she’s a cat lady ” – not all gals want to be married and it doesn’t mean we’re seriously screwed up – I myself have never felt the need to inflict that kind of torment on a man

  11. getinline

    This broad is 38 years hold.

    Take note ladies. This is how good you can look if you stop eating all the damn cupcakes, get your fat lazy asses off the couch, and put some actual effort into it.

    Next time I hear some fat, droopy-assed, doughnut-eater claiming fat woman are natural and normal, I’m pointing them to these pics.

    This is a woman. Not you fried-dough eating cows demanding men still you sexy while you power-load the processed-sugar carbs and drip icing from your bloated, multiple chins.

  12. NVG

    KILLING ME SOFTLY!
    FTW!

  13. yes the dress is too expensive but it looks fit on her.

  14. yep, NO SWEATH.
    THIS GIRL NEED TO BE FUCKED, folks!!

  15. friendlyfires

    … and that’s how you attract an unhinged rapist with Jack the Ripper delusions, your honor. Your witness, counselor …!

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