Heather Graham attacked by dinosaur

June 9th, 2009 // 66 Comments

Heather Graham attended the Dublin premiere of The Hangover last night and apparently wanted to look like she just got out of a knife fight with Hayden Panettiere. I say this because the slash marks stop just short of Heather’s chest, and I have a healthy imagination. Ladies? I mean, myself?

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. swine fly

    Meh.

  2. Grasshopper Rope

    I’d hit that hard with a boy scout knotted rope.

  3. Now THERE’S a woman who knows how to wear a little black dress, slash marks and all. It would a treat just to watch her sit. But who’s the arm candy (photos 4 & 5)?

  4. Now THERE’S a woman who knows how to wear a little black dress, slash marks and all. It would be a treat just to watch her sit. But who’s the arm candy (photos 4 & 5)?

  5. Now THERE’S a woman who knows how to wear a little black dress, slash marks and all. It would be a treat just to watch her sit. But who’s the arm candy (photos 4 & 5)?

  6. Erica

    Where are her panties?

  7. sonny

    She’s looking a little weird lately.
    That said, I’d still eat her poop, I think.
    The dress is stupid, but I love skanky, so, “Good Job!”

  8. havoc

    Very nice. No panties. Easy access.

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  9. Deacon Jones

    Ohhhh, you dirty girl!

    And what’s Larry Byrd (pic 10) doing attending movie premieres?

  10. sonny

    @8, Erica, you read my mind! Now what number am I thinking of?
    JK, but seriously, she is a little bit old (39) to be ho’ed up like that. Not that she doesn’t look pork-able; she does.
    And isn’t that Jim from ‘The Office’ with her in pic 3-5?

  11. First impression of # 5 was, shes a lezbo! then she made a 360 degrees, now the only thing im sure of, shes a serial clicka!

  12. romul

    Why is Larry Bird hanging out at these movie openings?

  13. Valerie

    AGAIN with the Herve Leger dresses!!! Geezus fucking tits, Max Azria is one rich MoFo!!!

  14. romul

    Or is it Larry and Paul McCartney’s love child?
    pic #10

  15. i love it

    im the assman

  16. Lipster

    Still got it!

  17. spice

    the dress is not cut-out, you shat-heads. it’s got flesh-colored material covering her. so she is probably wearing panties

  18. Camel Toad

    I saw that dress in a Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog when I was taking a dump at the porn shop.

  19. I wish the dress would shift so the cut-outs were right down the middle of the front and back.
    That would be a bolder look.
    Can you answer the Leisurist’s questions?? Click the link…

  20. her dress is like the handle of a japanese kitana sword. let me grip it

  21. bahlzach

    Wow. I think I leaked a little.

  22. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere

    my jaw just hit the floor and cracked the earth in two.

  23. Valerie

    19 No you didn’t. Dress number 29: http://www.herveleger.com/spring2009/index.php

    That dress is $1900.

  24. Mr. Jones

    This girl just turned 40, folks.

    And these pictures haven’t been through 80 hours of airbrushing and photoshop.

    It’s one thing to be hot when you’re 20. Double that?

    40, people.

  25. Mr. Jones

    Whoops. She is actually 39.

    BUT STILL…

    Imagine Hohan at 39. If she even makes it to that..

  26. Mac

    Nice whore dress.

  27. Steve

    TRASHY dress and she has had so much botox it’s scary. Her face is like a robot, it doesn’t move at all. She may be 40 (or almost) but that mug of hers screams the work of a doctor. Oh and get a tan you robot.

  28. Camel Toad

    Why would anyone pay 1900.00 for a dress you can look just as slutty in for 49.99?

  29. Gabi

    I was there last night (and at the after-party) and Heather Graham is FLAWLESS in person. I could not believe that she’s 39, it’s RIDICULOUS. She must bathe in the blood of virgins or something..

  30. duh

    #30 it’s not blood of the virgins, it’s an injectable she gets from her doctor.

    You women crack me up.

  31. Rasputins Liver

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    Hmm…

    …………….well………..

    ……………………………at least she’s not Twatney.

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  32. Rasputins Liver

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    Hmm…

    …………….well………..

    ……………………………at least she’s not Twatney.

    .

  33. Adam Cutter

    No other comment other than I just pleasured myself to these pics.

  34. Rasputins Liver

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    Hmm…

    …………….well………..

    ……………………………at least she’s not Twatney.

    .

  35. Rasputins Liver

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    Hmm…

    …………….well………..

    ……………………………at least she’s not Twatney.

    .

  36. Mr. Jones

    Gimme a break.

    You can tell if a broad is getting botox and lip injections. Their faces never appear the same as they did when they were young. In fact, they look ridiculous.

    Graham may be getting some sort of treatment. But what we’re seeing here is genes. No doubt about it.

  37. Tad Bit Tipsy

    I hit it….. would hit it again now, 12 years later….

  38. Tad Bit Tipsy

    I hit it….. would hit it again now, 12 years later….

  39. Adam Cutter

    No other comment other than I just pleasured myself to these pics.

  40. Adam Cutter

    No other comment other than I just pleasured myself to these pics.

  41. Funeral Guy

    Heather Graham is 39 folks. Now this is a girl that is aging well. Still smokin’ and material for the spank bank.

  42. pericles

    Hot Hot Hot !

  43. sin

    In the 10th picture, is that Tonya Harding behind her? It looks like it. Someone better watch out for their knees.

  44. Kelley

    And all-natural except for the Botox …

  45. Parker

    The thing I like about girls like Heather is you can stick your dick in her ass and when she tenses up and says, “what are you doing?” you can say, “just banging your pussy” cause she’ll believe this so she’ll relax and you’ll be free to pound her up the ass all night.

  46. Venom

    One of the absolutely hottest women ever.
    Rollergirl was one of the hottest movie chick roles ever.

  47. Valerie

    47 it doesn’t quite work that way, child : }

  48. sean de lap

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