Heather Graham: Alive and cleavagey

June 3rd, 2009 // 63 Comments

Here’s Heather Graham at the premiere of The Hangover last night, and I completely forgot she even existed and had ridiculous breasts. On that note, I’ll never forget how she got me fired for what I’m about to do in the men’s room. (Read: Build a giant toilet-paper-roll periscope into the ladies room. I see you.)

Photos: Flynet, Getty, Splash News

  1. Does that dress double as her agent?

  2. cracka ass

    Adam Ant hit that shit before he went psycho. Or maybe that’s what caused it, who knows.

  3. MM

    HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #21 I can’t believe such a thing exists for celebrities, but you seem to be a Megan Fox fanboi. LOL or is that just a fantasizing virgin???
    Graham doesn’t look anything like Fox, doesn’t have a fake orange tan, and can do the sexy look NATRUALLY, without pouting and staring everyone down and exuding desperation, unlike Fox who just tries too hard and actually had to copy her entire image from a well established sex symbol (jolie) to get ANY attention.

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  5. MEH

    my lord this woman is boring! next…

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  7. Gando

    She’s a fine looking girl for her age.

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  9. she's a cat lady

    She may look good here, the hair is awful and she clearly is filled with botox and has titis that sag like crazy without that bra, but put all that aside the most important thing is that she is FORTY and NEVER MARRIED. She’s dated and had engagements and they all fell through. Ed Bruns left her for his ex Christy Turlington. Ed and Heather were dating for like 2 years and they worked on a movie he directed and were very serious, then at the screening premiere he let Heather know that they were over by bringing his ex (a supermodel) as his date to the event he later married supermodel Christy turlington and they have two kids together and are still married.

    So the big question is WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER??? A forty year old never married woman is like a 40 year old male virgin, it raises some pretty huge red flags.

  10. eh?

    Megan Fox is a piece of shit. She was made as a consolation prize for poor guys.

    Heather Graham on the other hand, is sex on legs.

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  12. snackmix

    She’s such a goofy-looking girl.

  13. Choc Donut

    To whoever wants to defend her, in the best movie she was in, she played a supporting role. She was always about being the tall hot blonde, and now its over. There’s no talent to fall back on, and how many real actresses are there really?

    Maybe she’s nice, maybe she’s not, but her face can’t cash the check her outfit and makeup wrote. She should get out of the too-old-for-it Marily Monroe glamour garb and the stupid hair, tone it down, and she would look great in a sweater and a tight skirt. If she wore what Jessica Biel wears on other pages, she would look good. Practically noone looks good in this outfit, certainly anyone over 30. She comes out of this looking like a clown. These looks consultants in Hwood should be fired.

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