Heather Locklear’s Still Got It And Other News

August 2nd, 2012 // 31 Comments

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- Redheads Who Also Have One Other Giant Boobish Thing In Common [theCHIVE]

- Disney is about to start pimping their new toy on primetime television. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nick Offerman got his big break from John Travolta is the only explanation here. [BuzzFeed]

- Tan Mom got paid not to tan. Enjoy that info while you’re working. [Dlisted]

- You’d never guess the Drive director did this Gucci commercial with Blake Lively. (You would.) [Popoholic]

- That movie where Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron has a trailer. [FilmDrunk]

- Sara Jean Underwood sucking off down a frappuccino. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jenny McCarthy‘s new bikini line goes great with zombie eyes. [TooFab]

- Emma Watson tanning in her underwear. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Vince Vaughn is rebooting The Brady Bun– Sweet Christ, when does this shit end?! [Starpulse]

- Steve Carell feels a little bad about all those times he made stupid assholes look like stupid assholes on The Daily Show. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Wow, Heather’s face looks completely natural. Not a filler to be seen. ***SARCASM***

  2. Heather Locklear Cleavage Tennis Skirt
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    she certainly does still have it! she looks amazing, what a MILF!

  3. Re the Brady Buch thing: why are they inflicting the crappiest aspects of MY childhood on a helpless generation who deserves its own crappy crap to look back upon and shudder? Why won’t these lazy fuckers give something new — even in terms of unmitigated crap — a chance?

    They risk running out of burnt-out half-talents to write tell-all pulp books and populate the Reality shows of the future.

  4. Schmidtler

    By “It” you must mean a haggard old face and venereal disease, right?

  5. Basement Jack

    Pillow face and she used to be married to Tommy Lee. Ewww.

    • I thought she was married to some other gross rocker with 47 STI’s, not Tommy Lee. Eh, they’re all kind of the same.

      • Basement Jack

        She married Tommy Lee in the 80s before he was with Pamela Anderson. And then Heather married that tall grumpy guy from Bon Jovi. I don’t remember his name.

  6. Would take her and her daughter at the same time.

  7. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Ladies, pigtails are fine up to the age of 12. After that, it’s kinda creepy. (See above photo as a guide.) Thank you.

  8. Heather Locklear Cleavage Tennis Skirt
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    Her cheeks are so pumped up that her eyes are almost shut. Don’t understand how this look is prettier then having a slimmer more angled face. She looks ridiculous! Another 5 years of this and she will look like the cat woman lady.

  9. Henry

    Oh– this isn’t for movie? She’s not on the set of something?

    Okay then.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    Valtrex clears “It” right up.

  11. Heather Locklear Cleavage Tennis Skirt
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    She has always been gross…it’s Bret Michaels in a skirt, people!

  12. Heather Locklear Cleavage Tennis Skirt
    Clarence Beeks
    Commented on this photo:

    Great legs! I have always thought she was gorgeous…

  13. Heather Locklear Cleavage Tennis Skirt
    talking sense
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    surgery alert

  14. tom

    Please Heather, stop dressing like a teenager, this is embarrassing.

  15. Heather Locklear Cleavage Tennis Skirt
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    ok that outfit is cute…BUT ONLY wear it if IF IF you are under the age of 35…and not fat, or ugly…35 and older NO NO NO.

  16. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Now that Dallas is a success, she’s gotta be praying for a Dynasty reboot. And by praying, I mean sucking off CBS execs.

  17. Heather Locklear Cleavage Tennis Skirt
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    hahah…….. oh
    shit. my face hurts. Can’t laugh anymore

  18. anonym

    you know who else has this face ?
    Nikki Cox.

    It’s funny to look at, but the plastic surgeons who do this shit should have their license revoked.

  19. Heather Locklear Cleavage Tennis Skirt
    barancy peloma
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    nope. she never had it. her legs are not good.

  20. Heather Locklear Cleavage Tennis Skirt
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    Oh, gust of wind. You’re such a goddamn tease.

  21. Heather Locklear Cleavage Tennis Skirt
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    Good for her…she’s still got the body she had when she was “Sammi Jo ” back in the 80′s.

  22. Heather Locklear Cleavage Tennis Skirt
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    Wow, are you people looking at the same pics? I think Heather looks very cute and sexy at the same time here. Hope she keeps it up!

  23. Heather Locklear Cleavage Tennis Skirt
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    “I just called…to say…I love you” – My 80′s boner

  24. Pillow face in a pillow fight.

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