Conan Found Heather Locklear’s Old Exercise Video

June 26th, 2013 // 14 Comments
Heather Locklear Exercise Video
WATCH: Conan Found Heather Locklear's Exercise Video

Here’s Conan O’Brien surprising Heather Locklear with an old exercise video from the 90s his staff dug up. And if you’re wondering why I’m even bothering to post this, and more importantly the full version below, it’s to teach you mama’s teatsuckers a lesson about the times before there the Internet. Hard times. Times when a man had nothing but an exercise video or Victoria’s Secret catalog if he was lucky, but mostly scavenged like a rat, forwarding old VHS copies of Road House, The Terminator and one time Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. (Was not what I thought.) And you know what? It made us strong. Strong enough to dare step outside in the sun before getting really hot and seeing a bee. A feat I’ve done m’self this very afternoon and can still hear its buzzing when I shut me eyes. Try that, ya babies.

h/t Uproxx


  1. Smapdi

    How about posting a link to Alyssa Milano’s early exercise tape? I’d mention the title but I’m pretty sure Chris Matthews will pop out from behind a door if I do.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      never really knew Alyssa made one. but then again so many of them did. pretty much these were high intensity advanced workouts. so for women buying them it would be a waste to use as about 99% of them would not be able to keep up with them. the only one of those that was actually useful was the Jeanie Garth one. otherwise they were nothing but porn videos where the only thing that got shot on their face was sweat and water.offhand besides Garth, Cindy Crawford,Claudia Schiffer and Elle MacPherson made these videos.

      • Oh, she did. And if I recall correctly, it was entitled “Teen Steam,” since re-released under its new title, “Why Don’t You Have a Seat Over There?”

  2. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    You mean, she really isn’t Ginger Lynn, or any of the Lynn porn stars of the 80s and 90s? She always confused us.

    Now, if Conan could find one of her porn tapes….

  3. Chris Hansen

    Smapdi, why don’t you have a seat over here.

  4. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? I was significantly more disappointed with Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

  5. Batu Khan

    Victoria’s Secret catalogs. Ahh, the times when I thought they were just a step on my way to real women and not the final destination… Imagine my surprise when I learned women have standards. Damn it.

  6. That Bastard Tony

    You forget Denise Austin Fish. The only reason why I didn’t have Lifetime permanently blocked.

  7. Love the porn music on the workout video.

  8. Paul


  9. tlmck

    She is hotter now.

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