Heather Graham Is Immortal

I don’t care what you may have seen or heard or downloaded from iTunes this morning, but Heather Graham not aging a fucking day is the most important thing happening on the Internet right now, if not in the lives of every man, woman and child on the planet. For God’s sake, vampires are real! Sexy, sexy vampires. I’m not even looking at her in person, and already I’m tilting my neck to the side while reaching out my groping hand. I’ll literally be here like this all day, Heather. Heather Graham. (Call me.)

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