Heather Graham Is Immortal

December 13th, 2013 // 24 Comments

I don’t care what you may have seen or heard or downloaded from iTunes this morning, but Heather Graham not aging a fucking day is the most important thing happening on the Internet right now, if not in the lives of every man, woman and child on the planet. For God’s sake, vampires are real! Sexy, sexy vampires. I’m not even looking at her in person, and already I’m tilting my neck to the side while reaching out my groping hand. I’ll literally be here like this all day, Heather. Heather Graham. (Call me.)

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  1. Joe

    I dunno.

    She has old-lady kneecaps.

    • tod

      Yea!!! Thats what I was thinking Too???
      Ur an idiot

    • Slash

      Yeah, the kneecaps are what you should be looking at in that picture.

      Straight men love kneecaps, everybody knows that.

    • You, sir, are an idiot.

    • Jawbreaker

      She might look good for her age, but compare to older pictures and you can see that she has lost her baby face.. it’s just thinner now, so she does age. You aren’t funny, you aren’t witty, you aren’t sarcastically cool and edgy, and vampires aren’t real, Superficial. Try again.

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    Roller Girl 4EVA!

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    She’s another one on my list of physically perfect women. I’d wreck this chick.

  4. Tom Cruise's Magical Penis

    She’s going to be a recurring guest star on the next (last) season of Californication. Having her, Natascha McElhone and Peggy Adlon on the same show is bonerrific.

  5. Her, “So, are we going to fuck now!” moment in Boogie Nights still ranks as the most purely sexual moment I can think of in a mainstream film, and would be ideal were it not for The Bandit being four feet away, absorbing it all like a sex vampire.


  7. Convex

    Girlfriend looks damned good. No denying it.

  8. Weeblo

    Aging gracefully while keeping men hard around the world

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    Good lord, woman.

  10. A motorboat classic.

  11. crb

    And LO, on the 7th day The Lord looked down and sayeth, “Alright, alright, dammit. One more perfect one…”

  12. dreamcrusher

    She is a perfect specimen. Her eggs should be harvested and cultivated to be implanted in nameless pigs so they can spawn a super race of leggy, blue eyed blondes that have terrific racks that are not bound to the earthly process known as aging.

  13. Mick

    Please, what do I have to do to just have 5 seconds with her???????????????

  14. vicky

    HOLY SHIT .. her plastic surgeon deserves the nobel prize..

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