Heather Graham in a Bikini.. Yay?

Not unlike sex with me, Ass Monday is about to end as soon as it started in a whimper of questionable enjoyment. On that note, here’s Heather Graham in Ischia, Italy today where she may or may not be attempting to discreetly bang her boyfriend under a beach towel which, in my book, is adequate compensation for whatever the hell’s happening to her ass. Seriously, it’s nice to see a woman who’s honest about her body and attempts to make up for it with doing it. “Look, gravity’s got the upper hand here, so let’s pick out curtains. In my vagina.” Downright commendable.

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