Not unlike sex with me, Ass Monday is about to end as soon as it started in a whimper of questionable enjoyment. On that note, here’s Heather Graham in Ischia, Italy today where she may or may not be attempting to discreetly bang her boyfriend under a beach towel which, in my book, is adequate compensation for whatever the hell’s happening to her ass. Seriously, it’s nice to see a woman who’s honest about her body and attempts to make up for it with doing it. “Look, gravity’s got the upper hand here, so let’s pick out curtains. In my vagina.” Downright commendable.
Photos: Splash News
oh fish you’re such a trickster. he’s too upside down for sex!
Damn Heather has really let herself go! She’s still pretty but her body needs some serious exercise.
98% of women can only hope to look this good by the time they turn 40. Heather haters can GTFO.
my mom is 50 and she looks better than she does…
Not the most flattering pic. Saggy and lumpy.
Never heard of her.
Coco and her should switch bathing suits heather would look better on that tiny red thong
SEEIN AS HOW I’M FORTY FUCKIN TWO NOW (ALMOST 43) AND LOOK WORSE THAN THAT I’D HAVE TO SAY I WOULD BOW DOWN IN FRONT OF HER.