Heather Graham in a Bikini.. Yay?

July 12th, 2010 // 66 Comments

Not unlike sex with me, Ass Monday is about to end as soon as it started in a whimper of questionable enjoyment. On that note, here’s Heather Graham in Ischia, Italy today where she may or may not be attempting to discreetly bang her boyfriend under a beach towel which, in my book, is adequate compensation for whatever the hell’s happening to her ass. Seriously, it’s nice to see a woman who’s honest about her body and attempts to make up for it with doing it. “Look, gravity’s got the upper hand here, so let’s pick out curtains. In my vagina.” Downright commendable.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Photoshop Police
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    It looks like she’s just got a badly fitting suit on. Maybe go a half or full size smaller next time, Miss Shagwell. :-)

  2. Gravity's a bitch...
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    …but seeing as to how she’s 40, I’d say she’s doing all right. Even RollerGirl can’t evade gravity forever.

  3. Hemmingway

    Mmmmmm…

  4. CuntyChops
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    Would still do her

  5. G
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    She’s still hot.

  6. its me fuckers

    Heather is actually fucking hot. This is a baaaaaad picture of her from behind. I’d much rather see Heather then Coco. Coco is just a freak. I wonder what she will look like at 70. Lol, I wonder if she will have the ass implants and the tit implants at that age.

  7. Duke

    Sure the back end is questionable, but the last I checked she was known for her boobies and potential fire crotch…

  8. Waldo Jeffers

    Considering she’s 40 the ass isn’t so bad… and the rest of her looks great

    • CARLO

      Agreed…AS I age myself, I don’t see the things I used to. She’s always been gorgeous and has always had a great figure. Still WOULD!!! pay.

  9. absinthe
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    the pics of her with her legs in the air really gross me out

  10. HA!
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    Really? Trying to “bang her boyfriend?”

    That would be the most awkward position to try discreet sex.

    This is like when you star something that isn’t a boob or a vagina.

  11. Hugh Gentry
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    what happened????

  12. oooaaahhh

    this is more like “Hard-up Monday”. Give us some shots of some hotties!

  13. TetterkeT

    No — no, I don’t think so. Definitely not “yay.”

  14. HA!

    It’d be pretty fucking hard to have sex discreetly back to back like that.

    But I’m sure the Superficial Writer has only has sex with his boyfriend on double ended dildoes.

    ASS to ASS!!!!!

  15. Rossi

    Yeah, I like to bone back to back, too.

    In a napping position, with my knees sticking up at an angle that screams “NOT POSSIBLY SEX”.

  16. Cat

    She looks incredible. Full stop. And didn’t realise she was 40, that just impressive!

  17. The Matador

    I’d prefer a Kardashian but Heather Graham is beautiful.

  18. PhillyB
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    Just goes to show, some (maybe most) women look better with their clothes on!

  19. Photoshop Police

    Hot body. Badly-fitting bikini. If only it had accidentally fallen off. Oh well. A person can dream.

  20. Bernie

    Still #1 on my ‘to do’ list.

  21. taz

    She just does not work out. That is a diet only ass.

  22. NotphillyB
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    Sadly, this photo set is about 10 yrs too late

  23. NotphillyB
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    Oh yeah, second!

  24. first
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    first! indeed.

  25. HackSaw
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    I’d hit it.

  26. dude
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    id totally still do her.

  27. Parker
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    Ass Monday doesn’t have to be perfect. This will do fine. Coco was sort of taking it to the limit–I don’t think it would be physically possible to navigate that ass even with hydraulic assistance–but Heather’s ass would happily welcome my weiner. I think Kim’s would too but it would require a lot of preparation and a Jaws of Life. Let’s let every Monday be Ass Monday.

  28. Lisa Beth
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    At least she’s by the ocean where no one will notice the smell.

  29. joe
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    Nothing sadder than a former smoking hot actress who is suffering the ravages of time.

  30. Sardonic

    I’d nibble on that for days.

  31. Commented on this photo:

    This woman is 40 years old, you know how much is that? Two more than Sofia Vergara, that’s how much.

  32. barkerman
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    She’s not airbrushed for once… but she’s still hotter than most women her age.

  33. Mike Iksard
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    yup

  34. Mike Iksard
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    me too

  35. Almost

    bitch is 40. “what happened?”.. pshh

  36. Looks like a stack of pancakes with NO butter…

  37. jay

    wait, roller girl is farking 40????? I LOVE HER.

  38. jay
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    dont ferget either, she fucks non celebs. yaaaaay meeeeeeeee.

  39. Schmuppes
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    She was so freakin hot in that Austin Powers movie….

  40. Mel V
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    Hey Hugh, she’s FORTY years old. AGE is what happened. She looks damn good for 40 if you ask me.

  41. Turgid Member
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    I’d still hit it until my pathetic cock fell off.

  42. captain america

    why the hell not?
    …………………..IT’S A WOMAN, isn’t she?

  43. LC
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    Wow…she looks fantastic. 99% of the world’s population has a dimple or some form of cellulite on their @ss. The only time I’ve ever seen a smooth one is on someone 30 and under. Anyone over 30 without dimples has paid for it to be removed. I’d like to see the @ss of the person who wrote this article.

  44. Hugh Gentry
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    the rest of her looks great, but her ass belongs on an out of shape old lady.

  45. Commentator
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    I’ll train her (mm-hmm).

    Also, she not that young lady from Boogie Nights anymore, but also the skin acts differently sometimes, too. Especially where water is involved. But … yeah … there is that window of hotness, especially for ladies.

  46. Commented on this photo:

    I’d pass. Rollergirl is worn out. I throw up in my mouth a little bit every time I look at her baggy bikini bottoms.

  47. jess
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    My ass looks like that and I’m only 19. You’re really rude.

  48. Cardinal Fang

    The bathing suit is shit. Her body is way better than it looks here

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