Not unlike sex with me, Ass Monday is about to end as soon as it started in a whimper of questionable enjoyment. On that note, here’s Heather Graham in Ischia, Italy today where she may or may not be attempting to discreetly bang her boyfriend under a beach towel which, in my book, is adequate compensation for whatever the hell’s happening to her ass. Seriously, it’s nice to see a woman who’s honest about her body and attempts to make up for it with doing it. “Look, gravity’s got the upper hand here, so let’s pick out curtains. In my vagina.” Downright commendable.
Photos: Splash News
It looks like she’s just got a badly fitting suit on. Maybe go a half or full size smaller next time, Miss Shagwell. :-)
Mom?
She is off the Chart Sexy.
Who? Heather or my Mom?
Why not both?
huh?
…but seeing as to how she’s 40, I’d say she’s doing all right. Even RollerGirl can’t evade gravity forever.
Mmmmmm…
Would still do her
She’s still hot.
Heather is actually fucking hot. This is a baaaaaad picture of her from behind. I’d much rather see Heather then Coco. Coco is just a freak. I wonder what she will look like at 70. Lol, I wonder if she will have the ass implants and the tit implants at that age.
Sure the back end is questionable, but the last I checked she was known for her boobies and potential fire crotch…
Considering she’s 40 the ass isn’t so bad… and the rest of her looks great
Agreed…AS I age myself, I don’t see the things I used to. She’s always been gorgeous and has always had a great figure. Still WOULD!!! pay.
the pics of her with her legs in the air really gross me out
Really? Trying to “bang her boyfriend?”
That would be the most awkward position to try discreet sex.
This is like when you star something that isn’t a boob or a vagina.
what happened????
this is more like “Hard-up Monday”. Give us some shots of some hotties!
No — no, I don’t think so. Definitely not “yay.”
It’d be pretty fucking hard to have sex discreetly back to back like that.
But I’m sure the Superficial Writer has only has sex with his boyfriend on double ended dildoes.
ASS to ASS!!!!!
Yeah, I like to bone back to back, too.
In a napping position, with my knees sticking up at an angle that screams “NOT POSSIBLY SEX”.
She looks incredible. Full stop. And didn’t realise she was 40, that just impressive!
I’d prefer a Kardashian but Heather Graham is beautiful.
Just goes to show, some (maybe most) women look better with their clothes on!
My boner begs to differ!
Hot body. Badly-fitting bikini. If only it had accidentally fallen off. Oh well. A person can dream.
Still #1 on my ‘to do’ list.
She just does not work out. That is a diet only ass.
Sadly, this photo set is about 10 yrs too late
Oh yeah, second!
FAIL!
first! indeed.
I’d hit it.
id totally still do her.
Ass Monday doesn’t have to be perfect. This will do fine. Coco was sort of taking it to the limit–I don’t think it would be physically possible to navigate that ass even with hydraulic assistance–but Heather’s ass would happily welcome my weiner. I think Kim’s would too but it would require a lot of preparation and a Jaws of Life. Let’s let every Monday be Ass Monday.
At least she’s by the ocean where no one will notice the smell.
Nothing sadder than a former smoking hot actress who is suffering the ravages of time.
I’d nibble on that for days.
This woman is 40 years old, you know how much is that? Two more than Sofia Vergara, that’s how much.
Heather wishes she was only 40!
She’s not airbrushed for once… but she’s still hotter than most women her age.
yup
me too
me three
bitch is 40. “what happened?”.. pshh
Looks like a stack of pancakes with NO butter…
wait, roller girl is farking 40????? I LOVE HER.
dont ferget either, she fucks non celebs. yaaaaay meeeeeeeee.
She was so freakin hot in that Austin Powers movie….
Hey Hugh, she’s FORTY years old. AGE is what happened. She looks damn good for 40 if you ask me.
I’d still hit it until my pathetic cock fell off.
why the hell not?
…………………..IT’S A WOMAN, isn’t she?
Wow…she looks fantastic. 99% of the world’s population has a dimple or some form of cellulite on their @ss. The only time I’ve ever seen a smooth one is on someone 30 and under. Anyone over 30 without dimples has paid for it to be removed. I’d like to see the @ss of the person who wrote this article.
the rest of her looks great, but her ass belongs on an out of shape old lady.
I’ll train her (mm-hmm).
Also, she not that young lady from Boogie Nights anymore, but also the skin acts differently sometimes, too. Especially where water is involved. But … yeah … there is that window of hotness, especially for ladies.
I’d pass. Rollergirl is worn out. I throw up in my mouth a little bit every time I look at her baggy bikini bottoms.
My ass looks like that and I’m only 19. You’re really rude.
The bathing suit is shit. Her body is way better than it looks here