Heath Ledger has apologized to Howard Stern after he and Michelle Williams snubbed Stern and his girlfriend at Nobu last week. According to Stern, Heath called him up and said, “Michelle and I were in a very deep conversation about something in our personal life. I was admittedly a little out of it. I apologize if we came off horribly.”
Apologizing to Howard Stern for being rude is like apologizing to George W. Bush for mispronouncing a word. Unless Heath took a crap in Stern’s drink the apology probably wasn’t necessary.
griffmills | June 15, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Girlfriend? He likes girls ?
Pepe Roni | June 15, 2006 at 2:06 pm
He should apologize for that scruffy facial hair in this photo. He looks like a broke-ass Johnny Depp.
superstar26 | June 15, 2006 at 2:06 pm
STERN PROBABLY COULD CARE LESS
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 15, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Howard needs to apologize to me for making me wear that balogna thong that was eaten off by a donkey while a midget spanked my tits with a ferret. I mean, he didn’t have to spank so damn hard.
okiedoke | June 15, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Please. Nobody should apologize to Howard Stern.
krwlng54 | June 15, 2006 at 2:19 pm
HAHAHA Howard Stern OFFENDED???…Right Mr. Joe Dirt has some sort of standards to how people should be treated?
chelsea_423 | June 15, 2006 at 2:19 pm
That’s so nice to hear someone famous actually has some manners.
Although I wonder what he and Michelle were so deep in conversation about. He was probably like, “I slept with Jake on the Brokeback set” and she was like, “That’s ok dear, so did I.”
jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 2:20 pm
…after which, Heath blurted, “So can we f*ck now?”
‘Cuz he’s gay. We all know it from watching his home movie of Cowboy Camp.
sharkbite | June 15, 2006 at 2:21 pm
And yet… it is news.
Ledger looks a little less like a monkey in that picture than he usually does. Must be the goatee, it’s distracting.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 2:21 pm
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Good one.
chacha13 | June 15, 2006 at 2:22 pm
her father is being prosecuted for tax evasion.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-05-23-williams-arrest_x.htm?csp=34
Color me stoked | June 15, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Not to mess up the Heath-is-a-gay-pussy vibe, but honestly I think he’s straight, talented, apparently polite, and that they are adorable. Kudos for Heath for not being a dick like everyone else in hollywood.
jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 2:36 pm
And Heath LOVES the Gay Ass Fuck series—->
jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Sorry, I messed up, that’s QUEER Ass Fuck. Silly me.
jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Because being called “strange; odd”, is much better than being called gay.
Benny | June 15, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Heath loves the cowboy cock!
monofonik | June 15, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Why does everyone act like Howard Stern is some kind of horrible person who doesn’t deserve any respect? Someone acted dicky to him, so he talked about it on his radio show.
jFp | June 15, 2006 at 2:43 pm
apologizing for anything is gay.
real men are never sorry about anything.
jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 2:46 pm
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At least that’s what your dad told you when he was sodomizing you.
jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 2:52 pm
No offense, I just thought that was funny.
Judge Smails | June 15, 2006 at 2:52 pm
jFp,
I apologize all the time. Like “I’m sorry you can’t keep up, Gisele.” or “I’m sorry you’re bleeding, Gisele, but I have needs, too.” or, more often than not, “I’m sorry, jFp, I just don’t really have time for any more friends, how ’bout a Fresca!”
Sign,
Judge Smails.
Praz | June 15, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Duckface looks really good in this pic.
Camusa | June 15, 2006 at 3:06 pm
I agree with Color me stoked.
Mr. Ledger is obviously a gent.
As for Howard Stern, a few points:
1. If you think his on air persona is the same as his off air being then you don’t get it.
2. There are a lot of people that were brought to this site by listening to the Stern show, myself included! He has quoted it several times.
The thing is, from what I understand about Stern, he actually does care. He has even noted that he hyper-sensitive to how people perceive him as a “person”. The Howard Stern “persona” could care less.
My 14 cents + some
tsarinaamanda | June 15, 2006 at 3:09 pm
@22-
Yeah, it’s the best I’ve ever seen her ugly ass look. Damn, Heath could do SO much better than that mess. And he should be cock-punched for allowing the name “Matilda” for his child. Poor kid, I hope it doesn’t look like it’s mom.
Howard Stern is a GOD. I bought Sirius just for his show, I laughed so hard at the George Takei prank call yesterday I almost pissed myself and nearly wrecked the car. NOBODY even comes close to Howard for sheer entertainment. I love that man.
NYCriminal | June 15, 2006 at 3:15 pm
stern rules bitches
James Norton | June 15, 2006 at 3:18 pm
My friend Ramone and I saw the whole snub go down at Nobu. We work in the kitchen. Ramone has AIDS and accidentaly cut his hand and bled on Howard’s food. Did you guys know Howard invented sushi? Tell ‘em Fred… Beth-O had a plate of hay for dinner, by the way.
dominocat | June 15, 2006 at 3:18 pm
it’s occurred to me that I read the ‘fish at the wrong time of day.
TOPAZ21 | June 15, 2006 at 3:25 pm
i can’t believe he left naomi watts for that thing …
Spindoc | June 15, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Man Howard has really gone hollywood. So they are supposed to drop everything and kiss his ass? Got news for ya Howard, you’re on satilite now….get used to being C list.
Oh, and Tom Cruise likes C list cock too.
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 15, 2006 at 3:40 pm
He probably apologized out of fear, not manners. He had visions of Stern and his crew tearing him apart mercilessly for weeks on end, Brokeback this and Brokeback that. The conversation that was so absorbing probably involved him trying to convince Michelle that there was nothing to him and Jake going fishing once a month. Or that there was nothing to the fact that the next three movies he has lined up concern a gay pirate, a gay soldier, and a gay astronaut.
Jacq | June 15, 2006 at 3:54 pm
When am I going to get MY apology for the pure and simple fact that he’s alive?
BigJim | June 15, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Well, I’ve only seen (yes, seen) Stern’s show a few times, but one stuck out in my mind as very impressive. He had three dweebs in to battle for the affections of mega hot porn star Sunset Thomas. After a battery of challenges, one of the dorks won a date with Sunset.
The date was a trip to a hotel room. Ron Jeremy was the chaperone. Ron politely waited outside the room while Sunset fucked the nerd’s brains out.
That’s funny shit.
fruit-salad-head | June 15, 2006 at 3:59 pm
id pay large sums of money to see heath ledger in a gay pirate movie. can orlando bloom play his swashbuckling lover? can it be a musical?
kandyk0119 | June 15, 2006 at 4:04 pm
He could do me while getting it in the ass from Jake….we’d have to work on getting the thrusts in rhythm, I guess we could put on the Brokeback Soundtrack..
alaskanchicsickle | June 15, 2006 at 4:10 pm
She’s a duck, he’s a monkey…interesting combo, but they are kind of cute together.
Finally saw Brokeback last week. Got a little turned on. So does that mean I’m a gay man in a woman’s body?
joaker | June 15, 2006 at 4:13 pm
he was just being a nice guy, doesn’t matter who it was to. But I guess it doesn’t matter what is posted on this site, ALL CELEBRITIES ARE EVIL. Jackasses.
Phoenix | June 15, 2006 at 4:15 pm
#35
No, it just means you’re a woman.
HollyJ | June 15, 2006 at 4:19 pm
“Apologizing to Howard Stern for being rude is like apologizing to George W. Bush for mispronouncing a word.”
HA HA HA!!! HA HA!! I think I juice spewed some of my icy refreshing beverage through two nares and an eye socket on that one.
I love you superdude.
Craig & "em" | June 15, 2006 at 4:55 pm
While everyone’s in the spirit of apologizing…
I would like to send a personal apology to Heath. I told him that his hair wouldn’t fall out til he was set to film Brokeback Mountain Pt. 2.
OH Well…mistakes happen!
Isn’t that right Britney Spears baby(s)!!
Otto | June 15, 2006 at 4:57 pm
Heath Ledger took a crap in my drink once and I didn’t get an apology…I got a blowjob, but absolutely no apology. And as I sat there finishing my crappy drink, Heath (I get to call him Heath) slobbering all over my knob, I thought “What a pompous celebrity, asshole.”…and then I came in his eye. (ouch)
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 5:26 pm
Yeah, didn’t they co star in Brokeback together? How cute…
“Mommy, Daddy… how did you meet?,” 6 year old Heath Jr. says.
“Well, we met on the gay cowboy movie, champ,” Heath replies.
“Can I see it?”, the child asks again.
“No.” Says Michelle.
redsonja1313 | June 15, 2006 at 7:27 pm
He actually just wanted to tell him how much he enjoyed him in Brokeback Mountain and he got the brush off. Heath took it upon himself to make the apology. Pissing of the King of All Media is never the wisest career move, no matter what your feelings are about the radio show. He has more influnce than most would care to admit
Captain Awesome | June 15, 2006 at 8:04 pm
^ Pretty much what redsonja1313 said.
86 | June 16, 2006 at 11:15 am
I don’t blame him for apologizing. Stern is fucking brutal, and Heath is still sore from all of the Brokeback jabs.
Ha.
EveryCuntHasaWebsite | June 16, 2006 at 12:27 pm
This article makes me sick. What he SHOULD be apologizing for is his heinous face
ILikeBukkake | June 17, 2006 at 5:32 am
She is so elegant. Pure. Bukkake?
Danklin | June 19, 2006 at 2:08 am
Why the fuck does Heath Ledger look like the father of my girlfriend in high school?
MedullaPancreasOblongata | June 19, 2006 at 10:39 am
Fame has nothing to do with anyone being a dick or not. You’re either a dick or not. Just look at some of the dicks on here with no fame what so ever to speak of.