Heath Ledger and some girl break up


Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams ended their three-year relationship over the weekend. The couple has a daughter Mathilda and friends say the split was amicable. A source close to the couple says:

“It was rocky for awhile. They did what they could to make it work.”

Man, I feel sad for poor Michelle Williams. Without Heath Ledger she’s officially doomed to obscurity like the rest of the Dawson’s Creek cast. It could be worse though. Didn’t one of those kids marry a gay guy that believes in aliens? What’s that chick’s name again? Sadie Combs? I don’t know. If she was important, I’d probably have remembered her name. Now who was I talking about? Oh yeah, Heath Ledger’s ex, good ol’ what’s-her-face.