Page Six reports that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams might be secretly married. Heath was spotted wearing a wedding ring as he walked their daughter yesterday, and the two allegedly applied for a marriage license in Brooklyn last month.
I don’t know why I’m posting this since there’s only three people in the world that care and they’re all watching Dawson’s Creek reruns right now. I might as well be giving you an update on Zach Morris and Kelly Kapowski’s relationship.
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tits_on_snack | January 23, 2007 at 10:01 am
I liked her in “Me Without You” and I think she has a cute fat face. Other than that I really don’t care.
tits_on_snack | January 23, 2007 at 10:02 am
Oh my god I got the first post, let me fucking shit my pants and make a post about it.
jrzmommy | January 23, 2007 at 10:04 am
Huh? Care? No, I don’t care.
Danner | January 23, 2007 at 10:07 am
Secretly married? OMG. Really? No way!
We care why?
Meritocrat | January 23, 2007 at 10:14 am
So, it’s a secret because they didn’t tell Us Weekly or something? I guess I have a lot more secrets than I realized, if that’s the criterion.
jrzmommy | January 23, 2007 at 10:14 am
Hey Heath, before your head gets any bigger, just remember you were in 10 Things I Hate About You. Okay, Mr. Thespian?
Tulgeyhat13 | January 23, 2007 at 10:15 am
Heath Ledger gives me a huge boner.
RussianMafia | January 23, 2007 at 10:18 am
Kathy Bates.
saywhatagain | January 23, 2007 at 10:22 am
yeah the story fascinating and all that but WHERE ARE THEIR BIKINIS?!?!
magickal | January 23, 2007 at 10:24 am
And as a special honeymoon treat….he recreated the scene from Brokeback where he flipped her over and stuck it in her ass because he couldn’t bear the fact that he was fucking a woman.
calicojack | January 23, 2007 at 10:24 am
she looks like a duck
AFFLACK
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 10:25 am
Ha, she’s a tranny, he likes men.
:)
Whammer Jammer | January 23, 2007 at 10:26 am
Who and who?
Pointandlaugh | January 23, 2007 at 10:27 am
what #4 said.
NipsyHustle | January 23, 2007 at 10:30 am
why does it matter if they are married now? the baby is still a bastard.
nichole | January 23, 2007 at 10:53 am
i could have sworn that they already WERE married. hm.
Dean | January 23, 2007 at 10:55 am
BTW, how are Zach and Kelly? We don’t hear much about them nowadays.
Knickers O'Muffin | January 23, 2007 at 11:00 am
BFD…two people with a baby get married. Where’s the report on Tom TCLTC Cruise being the Jesus of Scientology?
Me | January 23, 2007 at 11:22 am
YAWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!
*Scrates ass*
*Farts*
WHO FUCKING CARES????!!!!!
Me | January 23, 2007 at 11:22 am
**ScratCHes ass**
wedgeone | January 23, 2007 at 11:24 am
Next item, plz.
F-Sucker | January 23, 2007 at 11:40 am
She married a homo cowboy.
LOL.
I’d still rail her.
Jenster | January 23, 2007 at 11:44 am
boooooooring.
at least some people in hollywierd
are kinda normal.
Niecy | January 23, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Good for them. They didn’t have to do it secretly though. They could have sent out invitations to every tabloid and I don’t think anyone would have shown up.
libtard | January 23, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Ummmm, Hello? I want to hear more about Zack and Kelly. And less about Screech. Much, much less.
MrSemprini | January 23, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Dang, Whammer, I was gonna say that.
Mr. & Mrs. Who from Whoville, State of Apathy.
86 | January 23, 2007 at 1:15 pm
15 I love you for that
sigmanu | January 23, 2007 at 1:30 pm
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THESE 2 FUCK FACES. HE’S QUEER AND SHE IS THE UGLIEST BITCH I’VE EVER SEEN. PUKE!
kamihi | January 23, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Good for them how weird to not be fucked up and dysfunctional in Hollywood or Brooklyn or wherever they are.
TheHappyRobot | January 23, 2007 at 1:53 pm
who’s that with bono?
LoneWolf | January 23, 2007 at 2:26 pm
She wishes she knew how to quit him.
kitty_kat | January 23, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Ssssooooo…? I mean they already have a child together, they might as well get married. What’s the big deal? Someone obviously thinks he’s more famous than he actually is.
elizabeththewellread | January 23, 2007 at 5:18 pm
I think the “news” here is that someone as handsome and talented as Heath Ledger that rat-faced girl. Michelle Williams could be Renee Lemonface Zellweger’s sister.
elizabeththewellread | January 23, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Excuse me, clearly I meant “would marry that rat-faced girl.”
Denimpetal | January 23, 2007 at 9:07 pm
you’re right I don’t care
Amy | January 24, 2007 at 12:01 am
awww i actually like them. they’re an adorable couple.
Lowlands | January 25, 2007 at 7:42 am
She’s outta here and i gotta do something!
HollywoodSnark | March 26, 2007 at 7:26 am
wow, and they didn’t even make a huge crazy fiasco out of it like paris or britney would have done?
Jenny | August 14, 2007 at 9:21 am
CONFIRMED: THEY ARE NOT MARRIED. THEY ARE NOT ENGAGED EITHER.