Page Six reports that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams might be secretly married. Heath was spotted wearing a wedding ring as he walked their daughter yesterday, and the two allegedly applied for a marriage license in Brooklyn last month.
I don’t know why I’m posting this since there’s only three people in the world that care and they’re all watching Dawson’s Creek reruns right now. I might as well be giving you an update on Zach Morris and Kelly Kapowski’s relationship.
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I liked her in “Me Without You” and I think she has a cute fat face. Other than that I really don’t care.
Oh my god I got the first post, let me fucking shit my pants and make a post about it.
Huh? Care? No, I don’t care.
Secretly married? OMG. Really? No way!
We care why?
So, it’s a secret because they didn’t tell Us Weekly or something? I guess I have a lot more secrets than I realized, if that’s the criterion.
Hey Heath, before your head gets any bigger, just remember you were in 10 Things I Hate About You. Okay, Mr. Thespian?
Heath Ledger gives me a huge boner.
Kathy Bates.
yeah the story fascinating and all that but WHERE ARE THEIR BIKINIS?!?!
And as a special honeymoon treat….he recreated the scene from Brokeback where he flipped her over and stuck it in her ass because he couldn’t bear the fact that he was fucking a woman.
she looks like a duck
AFFLACK
Ha, she’s a tranny, he likes men.
:)
Who and who?
what #4 said.
why does it matter if they are married now? the baby is still a bastard.
i could have sworn that they already WERE married. hm.
BTW, how are Zach and Kelly? We don’t hear much about them nowadays.
BFD…two people with a baby get married. Where’s the report on Tom TCLTC Cruise being the Jesus of Scientology?
YAWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!
*Scrates ass*
*Farts*
WHO FUCKING CARES????!!!!!
**ScratCHes ass**
Next item, plz.
She married a homo cowboy.
LOL.
I’d still rail her.
boooooooring.
at least some people in hollywierd
are kinda normal.
Good for them. They didn’t have to do it secretly though. They could have sent out invitations to every tabloid and I don’t think anyone would have shown up.
Ummmm, Hello? I want to hear more about Zack and Kelly. And less about Screech. Much, much less.
Dang, Whammer, I was gonna say that.
Mr. & Mrs. Who from Whoville, State of Apathy.
15 I love you for that
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THESE 2 FUCK FACES. HE’S QUEER AND SHE IS THE UGLIEST BITCH I’VE EVER SEEN. PUKE!
Good for them how weird to not be fucked up and dysfunctional in Hollywood or Brooklyn or wherever they are.
who’s that with bono?
She wishes she knew how to quit him.
Ssssooooo…? I mean they already have a child together, they might as well get married. What’s the big deal? Someone obviously thinks he’s more famous than he actually is.
I think the “news” here is that someone as handsome and talented as Heath Ledger that rat-faced girl. Michelle Williams could be Renee Lemonface Zellweger’s sister.
Excuse me, clearly I meant “would marry that rat-faced girl.”
you’re right I don’t care
awww i actually like them. they’re an adorable couple.
She’s outta here and i gotta do something!
wow, and they didn’t even make a huge crazy fiasco out of it like paris or britney would have done?
CONFIRMED: THEY ARE NOT MARRIED. THEY ARE NOT ENGAGED EITHER.