Guys, I Found Where Hilary Duff’s Birth Weight Went

November 20th, 2013 // 24 Comments

But, seriously, Haylie Duff‘s pregnant, right? These are photos of a pregnant woman. Yeah, she’s pregnant.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. kimmykimkim

    She looks like she got gang banged by a cupcake shop.

  2. because people’s weight never fluctuates? meh. boring. there’s nothing wrong with her, sure she’s gained and is a little overweight, big deal. she’ll probably come back looking normal soon.

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    guttboy
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    “nice Mamms Ma’am”

  4. P.T.S. Potential Trouble Source

    I thought I saw a picture of her not to long ago where she had lost most of the baby weight………. I thought she was looking pretty good then

    • Jessica

      If you’re refering to the photos that her people released last month; those were professionally photoshopped.
      When you’ve married a guy who’s net worth is in excess of $100M you can pay people to make you look good, even when you’re still a fatty.

  5. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
    The Dude
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    Golf clap for the effort.

  6. anonymous

    I had forgotten she existed.

  7. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
    teddy
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    Stayed in her body.. cus shes fat.

  8. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
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    Not pregnant, Hilary just cut off big sis’ coke supply

  9. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
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    The Duff family moved from Houston to LA because Haylie wanted to be an actress. Instead lil’ sis got herself a Disney show, a Lohan feud, became Miley v0.5 and married a hockey star while Haylie is a 28 year old coattail-rider whose most recent achievement is publishing a cook book. Where I’m going with this is that Haylie Duff is eating herself to carer death.

  10. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
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    28 year old? Yeesh I take that back, I meant 58 year old farting lady.

  11. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
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    *Stick implants out, keep fat rolls in. Stick implants out, keep fat rolls in*

  12. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
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    “Ok, remember poor man’s Ashton, make like you’re the baby daddy and I’ll blow you in that back alley”
    “Blow me? Heck no, gimme some cash so I go git myself a proper looking hooker”

  13. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
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    The pap probably got fooled from behind, thinking it was Hilary. Or Seabiscuit, it’s a toss-up at this point.

  14. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
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    When Haylie’s implants didn’t get her anymore noticed, she thought the answer was enhancing the rest of her body too

  15. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
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    Not pregnant, sweater knot clearly shows she’s hiding a penis

  16. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
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    Not pregnant. In a fat suit on the set of “Shallow Hal 2: You Guys Remember There Was A Shallow Hal 1 Right? Cause We’re Capitalizing On That Vanity Fair Goop Article. Part 1″

  17. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
    Commented on this photo:

    Bored in the back of the jeep, waiting for Dr. Grant to come back, Tim Murphy was playing with the binoculars when a movement to his right caught his eye. Setting the binoculars down, Tim looked at the cup of water on the dashboard, confused. It happened again! Ripples accross the normally calm surface. A growing fear forming inside he turned to the window and stifled a scream! The Haylieduffosaurus had breached the electric fence of Hasbeen Park!

  18. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
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    Haylie smiled, thinking of the “How I Regained My Figure” cover People would offer her in two months. It would never happen.

  19. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
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    The paparazzo froze, terrified. The blob appeared to have spotted him. There was no time to run. He was going to have to listen to it. Talk to it. *shudder*

  20. anon

    What the fuck is a Haylie Duff?
    Is that some kind of retro 70′s throw cushion?

  21. Haylie Duff Pregnant Fat Weight Gain
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    And now for the shameful truth: Haylie is actually one of my all-time favorites ever since I woke up screaming her name last year. So while my mouth may barf and my eyes water, my penis still very much would. :S

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    Mike Walker
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    So she surgically replaced her underbite with an overbite?

  23. whatthe

    I’m waiting for all the fat chicks to start chiming in “she’s healthy! That’s what a healthy woman looks like!”
    Whatever. She’s bordering on obese.

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