But, seriously, Haylie Duff‘s pregnant, right? These are photos of a pregnant woman. Yeah, she’s pregnant.
She looks like she got gang banged by a cupcake shop.
because people’s weight never fluctuates? meh. boring. there’s nothing wrong with her, sure she’s gained and is a little overweight, big deal. she’ll probably come back looking normal soon.
“nice Mamms Ma’am”
I thought I saw a picture of her not to long ago where she had lost most of the baby weight………. I thought she was looking pretty good then
If you’re refering to the photos that her people released last month; those were professionally photoshopped.
When you’ve married a guy who’s net worth is in excess of $100M you can pay people to make you look good, even when you’re still a fatty.
Golf clap for the effort.
I had forgotten she existed.
Stayed in her body.. cus shes fat.
Not pregnant, Hilary just cut off big sis’ coke supply
The Duff family moved from Houston to LA because Haylie wanted to be an actress. Instead lil’ sis got herself a Disney show, a Lohan feud, became Miley v0.5 and married a hockey star while Haylie is a 28 year old coattail-rider whose most recent achievement is publishing a cook book. Where I’m going with this is that Haylie Duff is eating herself to carer death.
28 year old? Yeesh I take that back, I meant 58 year old farting lady.
*Stick implants out, keep fat rolls in. Stick implants out, keep fat rolls in*
“Ok, remember poor man’s Ashton, make like you’re the baby daddy and I’ll blow you in that back alley”
“Blow me? Heck no, gimme some cash so I go git myself a proper looking hooker”
The pap probably got fooled from behind, thinking it was Hilary. Or Seabiscuit, it’s a toss-up at this point.
When Haylie’s implants didn’t get her anymore noticed, she thought the answer was enhancing the rest of her body too
Not pregnant, sweater knot clearly shows she’s hiding a penis
Not pregnant. In a fat suit on the set of “Shallow Hal 2: You Guys Remember There Was A Shallow Hal 1 Right? Cause We’re Capitalizing On That Vanity Fair Goop Article. Part 1″
Bored in the back of the jeep, waiting for Dr. Grant to come back, Tim Murphy was playing with the binoculars when a movement to his right caught his eye. Setting the binoculars down, Tim looked at the cup of water on the dashboard, confused. It happened again! Ripples accross the normally calm surface. A growing fear forming inside he turned to the window and stifled a scream! The Haylieduffosaurus had breached the electric fence of Hasbeen Park!
Haylie smiled, thinking of the “How I Regained My Figure” cover People would offer her in two months. It would never happen.
The paparazzo froze, terrified. The blob appeared to have spotted him. There was no time to run. He was going to have to listen to it. Talk to it. *shudder*
What the fuck is a Haylie Duff?
Is that some kind of retro 70’s throw cushion?
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