Hayden Panettiere’s chest has technical difficulties

April 1st, 2009 // 48 Comments

Here’s Hayden Panettiere getting ready for her appearance on The Sunrise Morning Show in Sydney today, and obviously, she’s missing a crucial component to the cleavage mic. Surprisingly, these pics don’t include a shot of her getting taped up Serpico-style because that’s pretty much the only way this could’ve ended. Not counting sorcery.

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Comments (48)

  1. Stage Hand | April 1, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    “Oh, hey, must be your first time in Sydney, somebody should have told you about our mosquito problem! What? Oh…umm….sorry? Anyway we got other types of mics…”

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  2. Jrz | April 1, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    She looks like she’s about to get a delivery to the back door from a raging disco fag in photo #4

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  3. GuyHolly | April 1, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Should have just clip it to her nipples. Little tittied women have big nipples.

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  4. Tom Cruise | April 1, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    His name is Zander and he’s very talented.

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  5. Smarg | April 1, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    What would I do to this fresh face?

    Splooge on it, vigorously.

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  6. NipTuck | April 1, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    haaaaaaaa

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  7. Chester the Molester | April 1, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Once they move from a trainer to an A cup I lose interest.

    I’ll be liking her for a loooong time.

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  8. RichPort's Ghost | April 1, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    I had no idea “technical difficulties” and “non-existent” were synonyms…

    #3 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  9. Ted Kennedy's Tumor | April 1, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Normally the thought of having sex with young girls makes me vomit. But in this case, I would offer her my all day lollipop.

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  10. Jrz | April 1, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    GUYHOLLY! Did your wife say that statement was okay to post?

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  11. Cherrypoppin' Daddy | April 1, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    She looks kinda stern and harsh in most of the pictures, but her face really lights up in that one picture where she’s smiling. Must have been somebody there who knew what to say to her to make her feel comfortable in such an unfamiliar and potentially awkward situation. And then she looks so eager and expectant while sitting on the couch. Reminds me of the time the baby sitter got a kernel of popcorn stuck inside her top, and at first she was really anxious but then it became a fun game for me to try to find it. Yada yada yada and then I’d always find her looking like that on the couch after my wife went to bed and it was time for me to take her home…eventually. Good times, good times. Anyway, cute pictures of Hayden.

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  12. Judge Judy | April 1, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    “Normally the thought of having sex with young girls makes me vomit.”

    Totally how a pedo speaks.

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  13. GuyHolly | April 1, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Jrz– I need not discuss ALL things with her. I’m a grown man!!!!!!!!!!!!****shakes Jar**

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  14. ItsFullOfPoop | April 1, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    whatever,as long as it’s not the mandatory Kim Kardashian mudsharking report.along with pics of her eighty pounds of ass blubber.

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  15. jrz | April 1, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    FUCK! Is this true??
    Pete Wentz was captured on video drinking his own pee.

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  16. Shoopy | April 1, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    YES YES MY GIRL IS BACK….. Enough of all these other girls, if only there was a picture of Hayden with mario Lopez…

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  17. RichPort's Ghost | April 1, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    #10 – She told him that just before she strapped the red rubber ball in his mouth.

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  18. Galtacticus | April 1, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Aww! Is this lill Hayden Panettiere again?

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  19. Dr. Phil | April 1, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    See, the way it’s supposed to work is, that mic guy tries to put it all out of his mind, and then he goes home and finds his daughter lying out in her bikini, and after supper he has to watch a “Lazy Town: Best of Stephanie” marathon with his son, and finally when he goes to bed he spends an hour having crazy wild sex with his potbellied wife, and she says “what was THAT all about?!!” and he says “today I remembered exactly how much I love you” and he can look at her happy contented expression while she sleeps and he has all-night insomnia.

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  20. EvaDestruction | April 1, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    I want to lick her cross-eyed.

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  21. Darth | April 1, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Are they bringing her some cafe? Great service!

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  22. RichPort's Ghost | April 1, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    #15 – You know they say, if you drink your own pee, urine trouble…

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  23. shoopy | April 1, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Enough Hayden Panttiere…The only way I would ever sleep with you is if I could cut off your head and replace it with Mario Lopez’s.

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  24. Nero | April 1, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Is she old enough to drink cafe??

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  25. brimmer | April 1, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Shoopy Eva Destruction called and she said she is going to choke slam you into that nasty a s s mushroom pizza you get from CTG

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  26. Zanna | April 1, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    @22- ha ha ha ha

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  27. GuyHolly | April 1, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    @17 hahahahaahahaha…………..wait, was that a insult?

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  28. brimmer | April 1, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Why are CR104 more expensive than the list price? How am I supposed to send out a cut sheet. I can’t work under these conditions.

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  29. shoopy | April 1, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    I am so excited it is spring time. Because spring time = the start of KING FOR A DAY at lectric warehouse

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  30. RichPort's Ghost | April 1, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    “wait, was that a insult?”

    This was the last line uttered before Mr Holly’s wife beat him to an orgasmic pulp.

    #22 – Actually Z, I thought that one earned a smack. Take it out on Guy, he’s already tied up…

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  31. Lucky | April 1, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    I’m going to shoot you, Brimmer.

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  32. shoopy | April 1, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    enough lucky. I am going to kick your ass in second life.

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  33. Eva Destruction | April 1, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Shoopy why do you hate King of The Day and boobs so much?

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  34. eva destruction | April 1, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Great now shoopy is on the fork lift trying to kill us with the propane fumes. This never happened when ezra was around. Ezra, why do you call him that? It isn’t even funny.

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  35. Drunkman | April 1, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    She is so hot.

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  36. Sam | April 1, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    OF COURSE she’s one of those starletard’s who refuse to let the sound guy do his FREAKING JOB and insists on doing it herself. OF COURSE.

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  37. >ThisGuy< | April 1, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Yea #36, I would be so upset if that chick didn’t give me the chance to rub my hands up and down her braless boobs.

    HOW DARE YOU HAYDEN! HOW DARE YOU NOT ALLOW SOME RANDOM PERSON TOUCH YOU!

    Of course she wouldn’t let him, I mean common that guy was jumping at the chance to fondle the one and only Hayden Panettiere.

    Sorry, the stars do have a little feelings too. Just they don’t use them like we do; they’re more like an accessory.

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  38. Rough Daddy | April 1, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    She looks cute,,, I happen to like small boobs!

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  39. Rough Daddy | April 1, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    I would handle those with so much care…

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  40. Delgo | April 1, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    She’d be fun.
    but afterwards probably annoying and bitchy.

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  41. gerard Vandenberg | April 2, 2009 at 12:50 am

    be honest: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
    (this girl is just nineteen years old)

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  42. fulllovegirl | April 2, 2009 at 3:55 am

    From now on, we LGBT have our own zone—seekbi.com. This is the first and largest platform for us. Do not forget to join it. WOW WOW WOW, it’s free!!Come on!!

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  43. Venom | April 2, 2009 at 5:09 am

    These are some hot pictures.

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  44. mikeock | April 2, 2009 at 6:42 am

    there’s just something about her smile that makes my manbits want to explode. I’ll be honest, though – I’m constantly reminded of her from Remember The Titans (she was the coach’s daughter) so that’s a real boner killer. Seeing her all grown up with tits and quite possibly a moist, smooth, eager vagina is not something I want to do. Wait … I just did it. Damn! I’m going to burn in hell.

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  45. mikeock | April 2, 2009 at 7:43 am

    Is that a McCafe cup? Somebody dared get Hayden a cup of coffee from McDonald’s!?!?!?!?!?! Heads will roll! Somebody, anybody, run, don’t walk to Starbuck’s and get Ms. Hayden a proper cup of coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Whew! That was close!

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  46. RichPort's Ghost | April 2, 2009 at 9:45 am

    This looks exactly like the kind of girl that cries after sex.

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  47. >ThisGuy< | April 2, 2009 at 9:54 am

    Wow good call on that free advertising. McDonalds you owe the superficial $10,000 for the advertisement of your merchandise with a celebrity.

    Anyways WOW Celebes drink coffee from McDonalds, what a surprise. People, just because most Celebes are lavished with ungodly amounts of cash and fame doesn’t mean they don’t like the greasy heart clogging items that we do.

    They just have cardiologists on site to give them secret artery cleaning pills. Give us your health secrets damn it! Oh wait, I already know the secret, financial stress has been lifted upon any celeb’s first major role. Hmmm if I had a $5,000,000 paycheck for each season of a television show or $300,000 for any appearance, would I have naturally good looks and a happy ending masseuse to follow me everywhere I go? Hmmmm…

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  48. RichPort's Ghost | April 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Hey Zanna and RichPort’s Ghost, when you guys are done mutually masturbating each other, will you please throw yourselves off a fucking cliff?

    Kthanks.

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