Hayden Panettiere’s boyfriend likes little boys

By: The Superficial / April 23, 2010

Here’s Hayden Panettiere at some Earth Day event for the release of Avatar because 500 inevitable DVD versions of the same film is great for the environment. Anyway, in somehow the most pervasive news item of the day, Hayden cut her hair short then stood next to a Navi on stilts to further exemplify her shortness. It’s almost as if she’s auditioning for the role of Midget Peter Pan which essentially makes her boyfriend some sort of Russian Michael Jackson if I’m doing the math right.

X + Y = Your girlfriend is an 8-year-old boy with eyeliner. And, okay, a sweet ass. (Look at me, I’m a priest!)

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