Hayden Panettiere, what in the hell?

September 8th, 2008 // 82 Comments

Hayden Panettiere hosted the opening ceremony for the Neutrogena Fresh Face Concert yesterday, and it times like this I’m almost embarrassed to harbor a secret infatuation with her. I have no clue what’s going on here. It’s like she didn’t have enough time to change after her audition for Rollerball 2: Midgets on Wheels which, God willling, is an erotic thriller. Rollerblades. Little people. INTRIGUE.

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  1. fjsjs

    Nasty!

  2. Bigheadmike

    Odd choice of clothes. But still beautiful…
    I would I would.

  3. Mike Hawk

    last

  4. Uncle Eccoli

    Check out pic #9. Right down that old slag’s shirt.

  5. jesus

    every time we see a new pic of her she gets a little fatter

  6. dd

    real mature #4. you know not all women are objects and pieces of meat for ur eyes.

  7. rough daddy

    hmmm I’d love to expand her horizon! heels look great! but still 4feet tall!

  8. uwish

    she looks gorgeous, in my opinion

  9. ME

    Umm… Superficial dude!!!

    You’re a guy, and you’re coming off a tad more that gay when you are commenting on what a woman is wearing.

    It doesn’t matter what she is wearing, always picture her naked, problem solved.

  10. I think her general firmness is also sagging a bit now. She’d better find a good plastical surgeon soon.

  11. miggs

    No matter how she dresses, she always seems like some type of special needs person. Maybe she’ll marry Sarah Palin’s boy when he grows up (she’ll need to like very wet kisses, though).

  12. OK, who’s the asshole that put up that Wal-Mart gift card ad on this site? Damn thing nearly woke up my officemate here at the Institute~~~!!!!!!

  13. obammy the bastard prez

    hail to the bastard prez obammy. his slut mother should have kept her legs closed instead of taking $5 from that third world filth

  14. surfpuppy

    Nice DB on the woman in the background

  15. Erik

    #13 – that doesn’t bother me as much as the fact – related by a participant and never recanted – that during their 5 years of captivity, McCain and his fellow soldiers engaged in homosexual activity during the brief periods of time when they were allowed to share cells. DISGUSTING.

  16. g

    Yep.. she is nice.. but did anyone spot the blond in white in about the 9th frame.

  17. Bubba

    I saw the nip-slip by the girl in the background!!! Nice camera work!

  18. Right Fury

    @Erik

    Where’d you read that on CNN? Maybe it was Nambla’s website.

  19. rough daddy

    Cant decide which is bigger on that handler her boobs or belly!

  20. Right Fury

    Admit it, her ass looks amazing in those pants.

    BTW, Buck Farack

  21. LoudNLucky

    I am just wondering about the girl in the white dress bent over with her cleavage hanging out. Will she get a story next?

  22. Mike Rackhabbit

    yummy yo! the blondes milkys are kind of long eh? hayden is still the sexiest girl mentioned today. what you wanna see britknees crtotchal area? im over it it doesnt even register as an entrance for mr. richard to enter.

  23. Mike Rackhabbit

    yummy yo! the blondes milkys are kind of long eh? hayden is still the sexiest girl mentioned today. what you wanna see britknees crtotchal area? im over it it doesnt even register as an entrance for mr. richard to enter.

  24. She looks SO much like Christina Ricci here, but blonde…ha

  25. ph7

    She cute. If you think 4’11″ is cute.

  26. JPRichardson

    WHAT A BODY!!!! Honestly.

  27. Jared

    she looks cute, just bad taste in clothes – and men.

  28. WhoCares!!

    Ok so the outfit is horrible, but I am so in love with those shoes. I WANT!!

  29. gnipgnop

    Man i would love to tag a dwarf

  30. Dan

    I want to touch her butt.

  31. get real

    Give me a freaking break. I’ve seen better looking turds in the grass. She’s a short, tubby chick. If you all think she is so sexy I guarantee you’re all fags.

  32. Nathiest

    HOLYSH*T!! She looks insanely HOTT!! in these pictures. Dude admit it you’re a woman hatting fagot. You must be to not like Hayden in this outfit and with the banging hair.

  33. Uncle Eccoli

    @6 Sure they are. What do I give a fuck?

  34. Ho Ho

    With that short hair cut she looks like a “Twinkie.”

  35. kmg409

    you guys must be retarded if you think she’s fat… you’re just jealous because shes not contributing to your disgusting rates of obesity… go eat some more mcdonalds fatty

  36. jesus

    i’d hit it now, but she is going to be so fat by the time she reaches middle age. you can just look at her and see she is waiting to explode in size.

  37. me

    I just want to say, whoever the H you are, you cracked me up TOTALLY again. You keep CRACKING ME UP and I don’t even know who these people are. I just somehow bizarrely found you and now I keep freaking going back even bookmarked the freak, and you keep CRACKING ME UP. thank yo.

  38. humpin frog

    Why does the space where her tits should be look so lumpy? Socks? Shoes? My missing homework?

  39. Bob LaBlah

    Where are the photos of her a$$? I mean, those pants are skin tight. They should show her a$$ quite nicely.

  40. herbiefrog

    why so mean ?…

    she’s like a little doll…

    so cute…

    so real…

    no talking in your sleep…

    shhh…

  41. Binky

    She looks a bit shifty here…
    Hummmm…wait a sec….what’s she done with the dolphin… ?

    Good to see you again Herb.
    Of course I’m not here much now either.
    Maybe you should be welcoming me back …? etc…

  42. CaptainMorgan

    She looks better there than with the party hat texting in her bikini. Personally, I think she looks great. Those pants kill me. And she looks great with 4 pounds of makeup on too.

  43. Danklin24

    I hate her with blonde short hair. You cant even tell its her anymore. She looks like every other slightly attractive blond out there. At least before her face had character and you knew it was her.

  44. Danklin24

    #5 are you stupid? You call that fat? She looks ridiculously skinny here. Too skinny imho.

  45. jesus

    hey danklin you fag. when your belly sticks out further than your tits you are fat. you must be a real porker yourself to think she is skinny. HAAAA

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    ************************I am just a bit curious………………..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site Sug armatchmaker. c o m last week and she was seeking her sugar daddy there………….. wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. ************************I am just a bit curious………………..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site Sug armatchmaker. c o m last week and she was seeking her sugar daddy there………….. wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. jlylec

    stupid outfit but the hottest her face has looked in a while…and fat? jesus no. nearly perfect…double the size of those boobs and you’re cooking with gas.

  49. Hetero Liberal (not gay republican)

    She is fine . (get it?) (I know I am retarded)

  50. Look at pic 7. It’s Hayden in 20 years following herself.

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