Hayden Panettiere, what in the hell?

Hayden Panettiere hosted the opening ceremony for the Neutrogena Fresh Face Concert yesterday, and it times like this I’m almost embarrassed to harbor a secret infatuation with her. I have no clue what’s going on here. It’s like she didn’t have enough time to change after her audition for Rollerball 2: Midgets on Wheels which, God willling, is an erotic thriller. Rollerblades. Little people. INTRIGUE.