Hayden Panettiere wears shorts

December 4th, 2007 // 102 Comments

Hayden Panettiere wore tiny shorts to the Ultra Body Fitness gym yesterday. I seriously admire Hayden’s passion for physical fitness and the short shorts that go along with it. Perhaps some of her fellow actresses could learn from Hayden’s example instead of exaggerating in their blogs about being a size two or flashing their engagement ring to the paparazzi. Not that I’m talking about anyone in particular. I’m just throwing out examples that may be eerily similar to someone I just posted about. Okay, you got me. It’s Scott Weiland.

Photos: Pacific Coast News
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  1. shallow val

    She’s so small that even short-shorts are normal size on her. (Awwwwww.)

  2. shallow val

    Hey frist,

    By the way, Hayden has nice hammies.

  3. Frist I love being under you. Spread those sweet cheeks just a little bit more

  4. fergernauster

    This chick is nearly as fat as Jennifer-Loves-Spewit.

    Not quite… but nearly.

  5. Pete

    Check out the last picture. She looks like she’s put together with body parts from 5 different people.

  6. dont know

    don’t get the obsession with this girl. she doesn’t have a hot body at all. how are those considered short shorts? they look normal size to me

  7. ph7

    How much is this midget’s PR agent paying Fish anyway?

  8. Nefarious Crotch Kicker

    And the fish hard on continues to rage.

  9. wow

    hah #6 you are right!

  10. cinder

    I am liking this site even more as the people are on it!

  11. Googolygoo

    Those aren’t short shorts, but she still rocks them.

  12. Skip Panettiere

    She’s tasty.

  13. Edward

    I like her very much. She is so hot. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.

  14. cinder

    she is sqeaky clean as squeak and smelling like the roses! Why not anybody hurt on this girl? She is gorgeosness in a can.

  15. D. Richards

    This site is pissing me off. None of my entries are showing up. I typed all this shit and nothing. Said some kind of error. Ficial? Get this shit fixed or I’ll be going to “Webstersismybitch.com” for good.

  16. Scissorhands

    I like her very much. She is so hot. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen spread many STDs there.

  17. drum stick legs

    Her leg looks like the little drum stick part of a chicken wing

  18. I just came. Just kidding… NOW I came.

  19. RichPort

    #14 – I found your match when I held a mirror to my ass you fucking moron.

    Who would win a wet t shirt cotest between this chick, Kate Hudson, and Daniel Radcliffe? My money’s on Potter. My money’s also on Potter for my next question “Which one of these chicks will be the first to suck off a horse?”

  20. hot_plate_face

    She looks like a child and anyone who thinks she’s hot likes to fuck little boys.

  21. shallow val

    Cinder, please burn to a cinder because you’re freaking me out. You’re weird.

  22. DA

    #21
    You make it sound like there is something wrong with fucking little boys.

  23. Ted from LA

    I would like to make bloody semen puddles in her panettieries.

  24. Pylon

    #24
    Seek medical help

  25. Pylon

    #24
    Seek medical help

  26. Bigheadmike

    I would drink her bathwater!!!

  27. LayDeeBug

    Well since there’s nothing going on, let me post that

    - I hate Chris Daughtry because he sucks,
    - I hate Megan Fox because she won’t close her mouth and thinks she’s hot,
    - Heath Ledger has lost all my respect,
    - I’m going to see the movie about the compass BECAUSE it’s anti-religion
    - Jennifer Lopez is a fag
    - I love oatmeal cookies from IKEA

  28. KEV

    BORING….god, enough of this chick

  29. LayDeeBug

    Oh god again with the fucking bathwater.

    #24, that was god-damned hilarious

  30. MK

    LayDeeBug is not attractive. And angry. I know her.

  31. LayDeeBug

    HEY THE JLH POST IS GONE!!!!!!

  32. Tri Sexual Faggot

    I would make fun of this bitch on a less than flattering blog. She’s not very developed for an 18 year old girl.

  33. LayDeeBug

    MK, you’re going to have to try harder than that. That was little league, bro.

  34. MindRiot

    /me votes LayDeeBug for post of the day. Brilliant.
    Spewed coffee onto my keyboard with the ‘Lopez is a fag’ crack.

  35. LayDeeBug

    35 thank you, and I bow to you…..and service you.

  36. whoneedsenemies

    Still better than looking at Winohouse in her bra

  37. shishkabob

    She’s cute, but her thighs are definitely a bit McChunkers (not that that’s a bad thing.) The Under Armour shorts aren’t all that short. They are cute, tho.

  38. cinder

    My bosses hips swaggle on the red carpet back and forth to rhythym.

  39. cinder#2

    And his rear is fat too boot!

  40. Chauncy Gardner

    So, this is Hayden without make-up? She looks pretty fucking good to me. She’d look even better with some of my special lip gloss, though.

  41. Becky

    I just love how all the gay guys on this site pretend to be sooo INTO Hayden. Who the hell are you fooling? LOL

  42. There we have our little disseas-girl!!
    You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
    That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
    WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!

  43. shallow val

    The thing with her is that she probably didn’t know she was going to be a jumbo shrimp when she grew up, and she did all that gymnastics and stuff and got that little bulldog/athlete build.

    If she had gotten her wrist x-rayed as a child, they could have told her how short she was going to be (by the spaces between the bones) and she would have chosen a different path, like ballet, which makes you look longer.

  44. LayDeeBug

    Gerard, I think you meant that post for the Amy Winehouse blog, non?

  45. Nefarious Crotch Kicker

    #46 Maybe Paris Hilton

  46. lux

    #46, you are fucking funny…much better take on the photos then the Superficials!

  47. lux

    #46, you are fucking funny…much better take on the photos then the Superficial’s!

  48. LayDeeBug

    lux, I always thought i’d like to write for the Fish but I bet I’d choke at my first try. Anyway, I’d need to get paid, ya know?

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