Hayden Panettiere wore tiny shorts to the Ultra Body Fitness gym yesterday. I seriously admire Hayden’s passion for physical fitness and the short shorts that go along with it. Perhaps some of her fellow actresses could learn from Hayden’s example instead of exaggerating in their blogs about being a size two or flashing their engagement ring to the paparazzi. Not that I’m talking about anyone in particular. I’m just throwing out examples that may be eerily similar to someone I just posted about. Okay, you got me. It’s Scott Weiland.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
ME!
She’s so small that even short-shorts are normal size on her. (Awwwwww.)
Hey frist,
By the way, Hayden has nice hammies.
Frist I love being under you. Spread those sweet cheeks just a little bit more
This chick is nearly as fat as Jennifer-Loves-Spewit.
Not quite… but nearly.
Check out the last picture. She looks like she’s put together with body parts from 5 different people.
don’t get the obsession with this girl. she doesn’t have a hot body at all. how are those considered short shorts? they look normal size to me
How much is this midget’s PR agent paying Fish anyway?
And the fish hard on continues to rage.
hah #6 you are right!
I am liking this site even more as the people are on it!
Those aren’t short shorts, but she still rocks them.
She’s tasty.
I like her very much. She is so hot. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.
she is sqeaky clean as squeak and smelling like the roses! Why not anybody hurt on this girl? She is gorgeosness in a can.
This site is pissing me off. None of my entries are showing up. I typed all this shit and nothing. Said some kind of error. Ficial? Get this shit fixed or I’ll be going to “Webstersismybitch.com” for good.
I like her very much. She is so hot. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen spread many STDs there.
Her leg looks like the little drum stick part of a chicken wing
I just came. Just kidding… NOW I came.
#14 – I found your match when I held a mirror to my ass you fucking moron.
Who would win a wet t shirt cotest between this chick, Kate Hudson, and Daniel Radcliffe? My money’s on Potter. My money’s also on Potter for my next question “Which one of these chicks will be the first to suck off a horse?”
She looks like a child and anyone who thinks she’s hot likes to fuck little boys.
Cinder, please burn to a cinder because you’re freaking me out. You’re weird.
#21
You make it sound like there is something wrong with fucking little boys.
I would like to make bloody semen puddles in her panettieries.
#24
Seek medical help
#24
Seek medical help
I would drink her bathwater!!!
Well since there’s nothing going on, let me post that
- I hate Chris Daughtry because he sucks,
- I hate Megan Fox because she won’t close her mouth and thinks she’s hot,
- Heath Ledger has lost all my respect,
- I’m going to see the movie about the compass BECAUSE it’s anti-religion
- Jennifer Lopez is a fag
- I love oatmeal cookies from IKEA
BORING….god, enough of this chick
Oh god again with the fucking bathwater.
#24, that was god-damned hilarious
LayDeeBug is not attractive. And angry. I know her.
HEY THE JLH POST IS GONE!!!!!!
I would make fun of this bitch on a less than flattering blog. She’s not very developed for an 18 year old girl.
MK, you’re going to have to try harder than that. That was little league, bro.
/me votes LayDeeBug for post of the day. Brilliant.
Spewed coffee onto my keyboard with the ‘Lopez is a fag’ crack.
35 thank you, and I bow to you…..and service you.
Still better than looking at Winohouse in her bra
She’s cute, but her thighs are definitely a bit McChunkers (not that that’s a bad thing.) The Under Armour shorts aren’t all that short. They are cute, tho.
#1 not me
My bosses hips swaggle on the red carpet back and forth to rhythym.
And his rear is fat too boot!
So, this is Hayden without make-up? She looks pretty fucking good to me. She’d look even better with some of my special lip gloss, though.
I just love how all the gay guys on this site pretend to be sooo INTO Hayden. Who the hell are you fooling? LOL
There we have our little disseas-girl!!
You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!
The thing with her is that she probably didn’t know she was going to be a jumbo shrimp when she grew up, and she did all that gymnastics and stuff and got that little bulldog/athlete build.
If she had gotten her wrist x-rayed as a child, they could have told her how short she was going to be (by the spaces between the bones) and she would have chosen a different path, like ballet, which makes you look longer.
Gerard, I think you meant that post for the Amy Winehouse blog, non?
#46 Maybe Paris Hilton
#46, you are fucking funny…much better take on the photos then the Superficials!
#46, you are fucking funny…much better take on the photos then the Superficial’s!
lux, I always thought i’d like to write for the Fish but I bet I’d choke at my first try. Anyway, I’d need to get paid, ya know?