Hayden Panettiere wore tiny shorts to the Ultra Body Fitness gym yesterday. I seriously admire Hayden’s passion for physical fitness and the short shorts that go along with it. Perhaps some of her fellow actresses could learn from Hayden’s example instead of exaggerating in their blogs about being a size two or flashing their engagement ring to the paparazzi. Not that I’m talking about anyone in particular. I’m just throwing out examples that may be eerily similar to someone I just posted about. Okay, you got me. It’s Scott Weiland.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
FRIST!!! | December 4, 2007 at 11:56 am
ME!
shallow val | December 4, 2007 at 11:57 am
She’s so small that even short-shorts are normal size on her. (Awwwwww.)
shallow val | December 4, 2007 at 11:57 am
Hey frist,
By the way, Hayden has nice hammies.
Jimbo | December 4, 2007 at 11:58 am
Frist I love being under you. Spread those sweet cheeks just a little bit more
fergernauster | December 4, 2007 at 11:59 am
This chick is nearly as fat as Jennifer-Loves-Spewit.
Not quite… but nearly.
Pete | December 4, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Check out the last picture. She looks like she’s put together with body parts from 5 different people.
dont know | December 4, 2007 at 12:02 pm
don’t get the obsession with this girl. she doesn’t have a hot body at all. how are those considered short shorts? they look normal size to me
ph7 | December 4, 2007 at 12:02 pm
How much is this midget’s PR agent paying Fish anyway?
Nefarious Crotch Kicker | December 4, 2007 at 12:03 pm
And the fish hard on continues to rage.
wow | December 4, 2007 at 12:04 pm
hah #6 you are right!
cinder | December 4, 2007 at 12:14 pm
I am liking this site even more as the people are on it!
Googolygoo | December 4, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Those aren’t short shorts, but she still rocks them.
Skip Panettiere | December 4, 2007 at 12:22 pm
She’s tasty.
Edward | December 4, 2007 at 12:25 pm
I like her very much. She is so hot. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.
cinder | December 4, 2007 at 12:25 pm
she is sqeaky clean as squeak and smelling like the roses! Why not anybody hurt on this girl? She is gorgeosness in a can.
D. Richards | December 4, 2007 at 12:27 pm
This site is pissing me off. None of my entries are showing up. I typed all this shit and nothing. Said some kind of error. Ficial? Get this shit fixed or I’ll be going to “Webstersismybitch.com” for good.
Scissorhands | December 4, 2007 at 12:28 pm
I like her very much. She is so hot. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen spread many STDs there.
drum stick legs | December 4, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Her leg looks like the little drum stick part of a chicken wing
Mr. Truth | December 4, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I just came. Just kidding… NOW I came.
RichPort | December 4, 2007 at 12:39 pm
#14 – I found your match when I held a mirror to my ass you fucking moron.
Who would win a wet t shirt cotest between this chick, Kate Hudson, and Daniel Radcliffe? My money’s on Potter. My money’s also on Potter for my next question “Which one of these chicks will be the first to suck off a horse?”
hot_plate_face | December 4, 2007 at 12:42 pm
She looks like a child and anyone who thinks she’s hot likes to fuck little boys.
shallow val | December 4, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Cinder, please burn to a cinder because you’re freaking me out. You’re weird.
DA | December 4, 2007 at 12:46 pm
#21
You make it sound like there is something wrong with fucking little boys.
Ted from LA | December 4, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I would like to make bloody semen puddles in her panettieries.
Pylon | December 4, 2007 at 12:53 pm
#24
Seek medical help
Pylon | December 4, 2007 at 12:53 pm
#24
Seek medical help
Bigheadmike | December 4, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I would drink her bathwater!!!
LayDeeBug | December 4, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Well since there’s nothing going on, let me post that
- I hate Chris Daughtry because he sucks,
- I hate Megan Fox because she won’t close her mouth and thinks she’s hot,
- Heath Ledger has lost all my respect,
- I’m going to see the movie about the compass BECAUSE it’s anti-religion
- Jennifer Lopez is a fag
- I love oatmeal cookies from IKEA
KEV | December 4, 2007 at 12:54 pm
BORING….god, enough of this chick
LayDeeBug | December 4, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Oh god again with the fucking bathwater.
#24, that was god-damned hilarious
MK | December 4, 2007 at 12:56 pm
LayDeeBug is not attractive. And angry. I know her.
LayDeeBug | December 4, 2007 at 12:57 pm
HEY THE JLH POST IS GONE!!!!!!
Tri Sexual Faggot | December 4, 2007 at 12:57 pm
I would make fun of this bitch on a less than flattering blog. She’s not very developed for an 18 year old girl.
LayDeeBug | December 4, 2007 at 12:58 pm
MK, you’re going to have to try harder than that. That was little league, bro.
MindRiot | December 4, 2007 at 12:58 pm
/me votes LayDeeBug for post of the day. Brilliant.
Spewed coffee onto my keyboard with the ‘Lopez is a fag’ crack.
LayDeeBug | December 4, 2007 at 12:59 pm
35 thank you, and I bow to you…..and service you.
whoneedsenemies | December 4, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Still better than looking at Winohouse in her bra
shishkabob | December 4, 2007 at 1:01 pm
She’s cute, but her thighs are definitely a bit McChunkers (not that that’s a bad thing.) The Under Armour shorts aren’t all that short. They are cute, tho.
FRIST!!! | December 4, 2007 at 1:06 pm
#1 not me
cinder | December 4, 2007 at 1:08 pm
My bosses hips swaggle on the red carpet back and forth to rhythym.
cinder#2 | December 4, 2007 at 1:13 pm
And his rear is fat too boot!
Chauncy Gardner | December 4, 2007 at 1:18 pm
So, this is Hayden without make-up? She looks pretty fucking good to me. She’d look even better with some of my special lip gloss, though.
Becky | December 4, 2007 at 1:20 pm
I just love how all the gay guys on this site pretend to be sooo INTO Hayden. Who the hell are you fooling? LOL
gerard Vandenberg | December 4, 2007 at 1:27 pm
There we have our little disseas-girl!!
You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!
shallow val | December 4, 2007 at 1:29 pm
The thing with her is that she probably didn’t know she was going to be a jumbo shrimp when she grew up, and she did all that gymnastics and stuff and got that little bulldog/athlete build.
If she had gotten her wrist x-rayed as a child, they could have told her how short she was going to be (by the spaces between the bones) and she would have chosen a different path, like ballet, which makes you look longer.
LayDeeBug | December 4, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Gerard, I think you meant that post for the Amy Winehouse blog, non?
Nefarious Crotch Kicker | December 4, 2007 at 1:36 pm
#46 Maybe Paris Hilton
lux | December 4, 2007 at 1:47 pm
#46, you are fucking funny…much better take on the photos then the Superficials!
lux | December 4, 2007 at 1:49 pm
#46, you are fucking funny…much better take on the photos then the Superficial’s!
LayDeeBug | December 4, 2007 at 2:05 pm
lux, I always thought i’d like to write for the Fish but I bet I’d choke at my first try. Anyway, I’d need to get paid, ya know?