Hayden Panettiere wears short shorts and other news

October 2nd, 2009 // 29 Comments

- David Letterman’s mistress was apparently a regular on sketches. [PopEater]

- Katy Perry and Russell Brand might be having weird, Britishy sex. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna wears more crazy shit in Paris. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ashlee Simpson is getting tired of Pete Wentz. It’s a good thing she didn’t have his baby. Oh, wait. [Celebslam]

- Lauren Conrad won’t be acting in the movie adaptation of her book. She only memorized lines for The Hills. [PopSugar]

- Beyonce is Billboard’s Woman of the Year. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan might have a twin. [The Blemish]

- Heidi Montag co-hosted The View today and somehow didn’t open a portal of dumb consuming us all. Your guess is as good as mine. [Socialite Life]


  1. Gary


  2. Gary

    And second??

  3. Gary

    How about the triple?

  4. Just not the same without the cheerleader uniform.

  5. Bert

    Where did she park her Knomemobile?

  6. Martina

    She used to be a Letterman staffer.

  7. boognish

    Those aren’t short shorts. They’re just shorts. Of course – on another woman they would probably be hot pants.

  8. Durr Hurr

    Has she been hanging around with Britney?

  9. titsonsnack

    She has Britney legs.

  10. Dread not

    If, Hayden/Claire the cheerleader, heads to Austrailia (goes down under) on Madeline Zima’s character on Heroes, I’ll cut, My Angry Little Dragon/Gremlin some slack. Not much, just enough to allow myself to jack off to her, but not too much where I stop ripping her. Yeah, I want to have my cake and eat it too. Hell, Hayden/Claire will have her pie and eat it too. It’s only fair. At least that’s what the voices tell me.

  11. lawn gnome

    is she signing autographs for people in a cage? Also, I like the first photo where it looks like the black guy has a white arm, trying to touch her gnome ass.

  12. Short girls shouldn’t wear boots, especially goofy looking things like that.

  13. Annie Loves Anal

    I ran into Hayden once when I was with my toddler. She started eyeing up my kid, dancing around it all jerky like, then asked me to solve some dumbass riddle. I was like “What the fuck Hayden, that doesn’t make any sense”. She replied “That is not the answer”. Then she grabs my kid, crawls underneath a bridge, and eats it. Now if that isn’t some fucked up shit, I don’t know what is….

  14. The Rough report

    Hopefully lil Hayden’s inner thighs are not discolored, it looks like a lot of friction going on there…

  15. Turd the third

    Whats with the Peter Pan Getaway boots????

  16. ******KrazyHotKelli**********

    PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! I got a zekret for you lozerz. I could bed this girl if zhe were to meet me. How does that make you feel? Mortal zcum.
    Zhhhhhhhhh! Go back to bed and dream becauze that iz all you have. My waking life iz better!

  17. mitosis

    it looks like she is signing and autograph and handing it back to a normal size fan.

  18. See Alice

    WOW She is short . Does she meet ADA guidlines as to be considered disabled ?

  19. Hayden

    Could Hayden wear any other kind of shorts? I mean, really.

    (She’s tiny.)

  20. next

    Hottie alert??? Are you kidding. She is average at best. Her career? What has she done besides save the dolphins. No talent. Typical attention whore.

  21. Darth

    This must be a photo made from her angle.Everything looks pretty big isn’t it?!

  22. Galtacticus

    She’s standing next to a 4 ft high fence signing,photos,posters.

  23. She’s standing next to a 4 ft high fence signing,photos,posters.

  24. looks like somebody tricked her into signing a petition

  25. Joe

    She is so #$%#$% hot – you guys are all gay

  26. Man she is looking damn hot with this out fit. That long shoes is really suits on her . She has got nice figure. Truly awesome!!!

  27. Mr. Nice Guy

    Not Short Shorts, boring.

  28. I'd_Do_A_Lot_More_Than_Save_The_Cheerleader


    Lawl just lawl.

    She’s hott though.

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