- David Letterman’s mistress was apparently a regular on sketches. [PopEater]
- Katy Perry and Russell Brand might be having weird, Britishy sex. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rihanna wears more crazy shit in Paris. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Ashlee Simpson is getting tired of Pete Wentz. It’s a good thing she didn’t have his baby. Oh, wait. [Celebslam]
- Lauren Conrad won’t be acting in the movie adaptation of her book. She only memorized lines for The Hills. [PopSugar]
- Beyonce is Billboard’s Woman of the Year. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan might have a twin. [The Blemish]
- Heidi Montag co-hosted The View today and somehow didn’t open a portal of dumb consuming us all. Your guess is as good as mine. [Socialite Life]
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Gary | October 2, 2009 at 6:56 pm
First!
Gary | October 2, 2009 at 6:57 pm
And second??
Gary | October 2, 2009 at 6:57 pm
How about the triple?
JournalStone | October 2, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Just not the same without the cheerleader uniform.
Bert | October 2, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Where did she park her Knomemobile?
Martina | October 2, 2009 at 7:13 pm
She used to be a Letterman staffer.
boognish | October 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Those aren’t short shorts. They’re just shorts. Of course – on another woman they would probably be hot pants.
Durr Hurr | October 2, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Has she been hanging around with Britney?
titsonsnack | October 2, 2009 at 7:58 pm
She has Britney legs.
Dread not | October 2, 2009 at 8:17 pm
If, Hayden/Claire the cheerleader, heads to Austrailia (goes down under) on Madeline Zima’s character on Heroes, I’ll cut, My Angry Little Dragon/Gremlin some slack. Not much, just enough to allow myself to jack off to her, but not too much where I stop ripping her. Yeah, I want to have my cake and eat it too. Hell, Hayden/Claire will have her pie and eat it too. It’s only fair. At least that’s what the voices tell me.
lawn gnome | October 2, 2009 at 10:24 pm
is she signing autographs for people in a cage? Also, I like the first photo where it looks like the black guy has a white arm, trying to touch her gnome ass.
Mike Walker | October 2, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Short girls shouldn’t wear boots, especially goofy looking things like that.
Annie Loves Anal | October 2, 2009 at 11:33 pm
I ran into Hayden once when I was with my toddler. She started eyeing up my kid, dancing around it all jerky like, then asked me to solve some dumbass riddle. I was like “What the fuck Hayden, that doesn’t make any sense”. She replied “That is not the answer”. Then she grabs my kid, crawls underneath a bridge, and eats it. Now if that isn’t some fucked up shit, I don’t know what is….
The Rough report | October 3, 2009 at 8:59 am
Hopefully lil Hayden’s inner thighs are not discolored, it looks like a lot of friction going on there…
Turd the third | October 3, 2009 at 9:05 am
Whats with the Peter Pan Getaway boots????
******KrazyHotKelli********** | October 3, 2009 at 9:24 am
PZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! I got a zekret for you lozerz. I could bed this girl if zhe were to meet me. How does that make you feel? Mortal zcum.
Zhhhhhhhhh! Go back to bed and dream becauze that iz all you have. My waking life iz better!
Zuffer!
mitosis | October 3, 2009 at 10:40 am
it looks like she is signing and autograph and handing it back to a normal size fan.
See Alice | October 3, 2009 at 12:01 pm
WOW She is short . Does she meet ADA guidlines as to be considered disabled ?
Adult Video Chat | October 3, 2009 at 2:28 pm
hottie alert!!
Hayden | October 4, 2009 at 5:07 am
Could Hayden wear any other kind of shorts? I mean, really.
(She’s tiny.)
next | October 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Hottie alert??? Are you kidding. She is average at best. Her career? What has she done besides save the dolphins. No talent. Typical attention whore.
Darth | October 4, 2009 at 5:05 pm
This must be a photo made from her angle.Everything looks pretty big isn’t it?!
Galtacticus | October 4, 2009 at 5:12 pm
She’s standing next to a 4 ft high fence signing,photos,posters.
ed hardy shoes | October 5, 2009 at 8:58 am
She’s standing next to a 4 ft high fence signing,photos,posters.
small business health insurance | October 6, 2009 at 10:45 am
looks like somebody tricked her into signing a petition
Joe | October 8, 2009 at 8:36 pm
She is so #$%#$% hot – you guys are all gay
christmas gift ideas | October 29, 2009 at 2:14 am
Man she is looking damn hot with this out fit. That long shoes is really suits on her . She has got nice figure. Truly awesome!!!
Mr. Nice Guy | March 29, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Not Short Shorts, boring.
I'd_Do_A_Lot_More_Than_Save_The_Cheerleader | March 29, 2010 at 5:58 pm
@13
Lawl just lawl.
She’s hott though.