Here’s Hayden Panettiere on the set of Heroes yesterday showing her thong while riding the back of Adrian Pasdar. Six months ago this would’ve seemed like the second coming of Christ to me, but now? Nothin’. Actually, let’s not even go there. There’s still an empty hole in my heart that burns each day. God, I’m so sensitive. Like Shakespeare but less queer and shit.
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Thick theigh midget
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I wasn’t aware that Gap Kids sold thongs.
Jerry, why would you say such a thing? Seriously.
Big fucking deal. All sluts wear thongs.
don’t all women wear them? big deal…
She really needs to do a “Gidget” remake after Heroes gets canceled while the going is good or she’ll be stuck doing soft hobbit porn on Skinemax @ 4 am.
Obama may be Al Qaeda, guys.
Her appeal was her illegality. Now you really need to have some type of carny fetish (circus folk…nomads, you know…smell like cabbage…small hands.).
She’s going to be such a porker. Probably after the first baby. She’ll have the short chick’s signature look – the sides of her buttcheeks will look like notepaper because of all the lines of stretch marks. She might even be college-ruled now.
wtf, men are bored with thongs now? Ladies we need to start being more creative with our panties. maybe… have undies representing… game consoles .. or pizza… scratch and sniff
lmao
i just don’t like panty lines.
It’s not that they aren’t holding our interest, it’s just that I can walk down the street and see the whale-tail about 100 times. Call me when the ONLY thing she is wearing is a thong, and we’ll talk.
I’m not sure if the Garanimal on that thong matched the rest of her clothes.
Call me when the only thing she’s wearing is a thong…after a year of HGH treatments.
I’m sorry, but I’d hit that so hard that she would go back in time and tell herself to vote McCain/Palin.
It’s better than whatever the fuck was going on when she was on Ellen.
She inherited all of JonBenet Ramsey’s old thongs.
Apparently rides a motorcycle too, though I don’t think she could touch the ground even in those boots
I bet Mr. Piggy Back is going to leave his wife (he’s married to the short chuby dixie chick) for Hayden. I mean really what is up with this a married man in his forties giving a piggy back to some 19 year old blond skank who is tighter and slimmer than his wife, I mean she ain’t his daughter, it’s creepy if you ask me. I smell an affair and a greasy midget thong.
dear god her legs are short!
#14 – LOLOLOL
Dear Jeezy, If you ever get out of your mother’s beasement you will find that all women wear thongs, not just sluts. Like who actually wants panty lines? not even my grandmother does?!
Dear Jeezy, If you ever get out of your mother’s basement you will find that all women wear thongs, not just sluts. Like who actually wants panty lines? not even my grandmother does?!
@18 – Fucking hilarious
@23-24 – You come from quite the slut pedigree then, huh, slut? click once next time you dirty slut.
haven’t you pussies ever seen a thong before? losers
And so my Aristotilian pervison for hot thong-wearing midgets finally gets some screentime from Mr. Superficial Writer. Also.
I love that this little dwarf is turning into such a whore.
Look carefully at the thong…left side. It was photoshopped!
Number 18 WINS!
WTF kind of a post is this you asshole Fish?
God, I need my gun!!
mmmm…I had a girlfriend that was her size.
fun
She’s the opposite of a butter face, a butherbody? Anybody?
Some of us avoid the undie dilemma by not wearing any.
cock teaser. yeah so! you know i’m only famous cause the queen of england wants to bust a cap in my ass. you heard what happened at bmw john jay?
I’d floss with them.
no bid deal at all!! all hot model girls on ===TallMatching.com=== wear thongs!! that’s hot, isn’t it??
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Is Hayden stealing Duffy’s look?
Also, white guys: tell me why is it when an Asian girl’s petite you call it hot and sexy but if a white girl’s petite you call her a midget?
Midget slut.
ROFL!!! you guys are F**kng Pussies !!!
XOXO !!
WHO DOESN’T IN EUROPE, folks?
First post is too funny!!!
@38 Because most asian girls are naturally built that way. Not so for their caucasian counterparts . Being unusual, odd, abnormal etc. it is labeled negatively.
I recommend you ***http://wealthymeetup.com***, As i know, lots of hot girls, models there, such as me, hoping a good man online..
Having girlfriends that are small makes it easier to bounce them on your schlong when you are role playing as their daddy (come to poppa) plus they gag more when they try to deepthroat
I’d still love to bury my cock in her ass then pick her up off the floor and and watch her squirming around on it, little midget legs kicking back and forth trying to touch the floor. It’d be so much fun.
The Pygmie Queen only rides her mighty Padar to war! The Whale King must have called her to battle!
Alert Aquaman and the Rescue Rangers!
The Pygmie Queen only rides her mighty Pasdar to war! The Whale King must have called her to battle!
Alert Aquaman and the Rescue Rangers!
Wow, she’s tiny! She should re-think the boots.
My legs are as short as hers. *sigh*