Hayden Panettiere still making this guy look like a pedophile and other news

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2010

- Reese Witherspoon opened Gerard Butler’s Dick in a Jar? [Lainey Gossip]

- Elle MacPherson almost showing some old supermodel groin. Almost. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mischa Barton was actually invited somewhere. [Just Jared]

- Tiger Woods is afraid his kids won’t remember him, but I’m sure they’ll recognize the face their mother glues to the Mexican help before lighting them on fire. [PopEater]

- Johnny Depp apparently doesn’t know defending Roman Polanski isn’t a residency requirement to live in France. Or is it? [Celebslam]

- Kourtney Kardashian is already grooming her son in the ways of famewhoring. The circle is now complete… [Amy Grindhouse]

- Jennifer Lopez and Diddy might have been a sex tape. [Betty Confidential]

- Jesus Luz finally broke it off with Madonna. Hope he likes Voodoo. [ICYDK]

- Christina Aguilera’s being played by a Wayan brothers isn’t she? You can tell me. [Socialite Life]

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