Hayden Panettiere still making this guy look like a pedophile and other news

February 2nd, 2010 // 60 Comments

- Reese Witherspoon opened Gerard Butler’s Dick in a Jar? [Lainey Gossip]

- Elle MacPherson almost showing some old supermodel groin. Almost. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mischa Barton was actually invited somewhere. [Just Jared]

- Tiger Woods is afraid his kids won’t remember him, but I’m sure they’ll recognize the face their mother glues to the Mexican help before lighting them on fire. [PopEater]

- Johnny Depp apparently doesn’t know defending Roman Polanski isn’t a residency requirement to live in France. Or is it? [Celebslam]

- Kourtney Kardashian is already grooming her son in the ways of famewhoring. The circle is now complete… [Amy Grindhouse]

- Jennifer Lopez and Diddy might have been a sex tape. [Betty Confidential]

- Jesus Luz finally broke it off with Madonna. Hope he likes Voodoo. [ICYDK]

- Christina Aguilera’s being played by a Wayan brothers isn’t she? You can tell me. [Socialite Life]

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  1. G&T

    Looks like the midget loves choking on the experienced donkey dick…

  2. Jane Doe

    HAHA I really don’t know what this is all about. Tall men are sexy!! And Vladimir is so hot. Okey the difference in hight is big, but they kinda look cute together. And all the people who say that Hayden is fat, go visit a doctor or something!

  3. Pppppp

    Hayden’s nickname in Hollywood is “The Grip.”

  4. Some thing is missing and this guy once think before……………..

  5. Lucy

    Hayden is short and fat and standing with this huge guy just makes her look worse. I agree with #41 though; I hate her and hope he pounds the sh*t out of her.

  6. Hayden’s nickname in Hollywood is “The Grip.”

  7. Brobama

    This is just funny…and odd…and a little creepy. Where’s Chris Hanson?

  8. kjohnson

    wtf….this is fuckin funny she like 50 pounds he’s like 350 pounds his heavyweight…………she’s lighter than feather weight …………i mean i just dont wanna find out that she’s been crushed to death one morning trying to do it

  9. Its this kind of publicity that causes normal celebrity women to become anorexic!

  10. Samantha
    Commented on this photo:

    I think they are cute together! If I was her I would date him too.

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