Aw yeah, it’s Friday, Fr-Fr-Friday,
What? What? Friday,
Yes! Yes! Friday,
What’s on Friday? Fr-Fr-Friday,
Hayden’s short shorts,
With some boobies,
Freaking short shorts with some boobies,
Say whaaaaat?
Wow. Jesus. Let’s, uh, let’s pretend that didn’t just happen. Have a great weekend, everybody. I’m going to call my therapist now. *picks up phone* Hello? Dr. Zaius? Yeah, it’s the singing again…
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flyingskeleton | April 18, 2008 at 5:05 pm
very nice
flyingskeleton | April 18, 2008 at 5:05 pm
very nice
Spongebob Gangsta | April 18, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Cutie
EGGY | April 18, 2008 at 5:05 pm
FRORTS!
AJ | April 18, 2008 at 5:08 pm
She is going to give herself a vagina infection because her pussy is eating her shorts ha!
mandy | April 18, 2008 at 5:08 pm
She dresses like Amy Wineheart!
Rick | April 18, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I do believe she’s gonna save the world! Or possibly just bench-press it.
Little McBeaner | April 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Seriously..do women get any hotter than this? Just imagine if she had some D’s!
Angus | April 18, 2008 at 5:13 pm
It’d be sexier if one of her jumped out of each of Kim’s buttcheeks (she’d certainly fit). I suppose it would all have to be timed to a fart, likely with lots of bass given Kim’s oversized, um, sound chamber. Probably a turn off. Well, to the white guys…
Sandy | April 18, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Hey look, it’s Mini-Fabio!
meee | April 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm
are you guys nuts? she has a super manly physique. look at those shoulders/pecks/arms/that face. man.
Trav | April 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Why am I staring at Brooke Hogan right now?
Seriously, is it just me or is there quite a resemblance between Hayden and the Brooke Beast
nottttttttttt hottttttt
debagger | April 18, 2008 at 5:20 pm
LOOK AT THOSE GUNS!!!
Pope Benedict | April 18, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I’d bust my eggs on her! She’s like a legal altar boy.
opie | April 18, 2008 at 5:26 pm
why is jimmy fallon on the set of heroes?
korina_jebediah | April 18, 2008 at 5:26 pm
@10
Sandy, i love you
you are the only one who gets it
i hate you Fish,
such an impressionable idiot
this entry sucked
like her vagina is sucking those shorts.
I get bitter when ugglier/less talented/brained people than me gets applauded
silly me
nobody | April 18, 2008 at 5:27 pm
If you love her so damn much, then why don’t you buy her some fucking breast implants so that I can enjoy her too? I mean, from the waist down it’s all good, but everything else looks like she’s selling tickets to the gun show, and that, my friend, is not cool.
that's one scary manly midget | April 18, 2008 at 5:28 pm
NFL quarterback midget? jesus, that’s one scary midget body.
No matter how hard the midget tries to be attractive, she’s shaped like a man and her height is 4’10”, and her face is ummm… average. Very overrated manly midget.
havoc | April 18, 2008 at 5:31 pm
LMFAO @ #14……
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she's a man! | April 18, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Woah she looks like a man. And she has cellulite at 18, in a few more years that cellulite is gonna be major cellulite.
Where do you see the boobs, exactly? to me it looks like if a guy who bend presses everyday put on a tight female outfit. Those are not boobs, those are man pectorals.
lola | April 18, 2008 at 5:32 pm
short girls are HOT! I am short with a phobia and all my guy friends are only into shorties. She has flabby arms – not strong though. And how is she shaped like a man? retards
she's a man! | April 18, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Woah she looks like a man. And she has cellulite at 18, in a few more years that cellulite is gonna be major cellulite.
Where do you see the boobs, exactly? to me it looks like if a guy who bench presses everyday put on a tight female outfit. Those are not boobs, those are man pectorals.
.. | April 18, 2008 at 5:33 pm
#21, you’re retarded, and probably disgusting.
how many desperates out there? | April 18, 2008 at 5:35 pm
#8, wow, I knew some people had low standards, but you’re just pitiful. You must not have seen a decent looking female in your whole life.
Frank Drebin | April 18, 2008 at 5:37 pm
She is so freaking hot. I think I’d lick her butt.
eww she looks like a fucking dude who bench presses | April 18, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Midget Brooke Hogan. The Hulk Hogan gone tranny midget version muahaha.
UNCLE NED | April 18, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Cute little teen body – but the Hollywood machine is sucking her dry as we speak…does she look happy?
male | April 18, 2008 at 5:38 pm
a lot jealous females on here today hymmm
Ted from LA | April 18, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I heard she is going to complete in the Beijing Olympics as a German weightlifter. I wish her nothing but the best.
bench pressing much lately, hayden? or is it just the fact that you're a stubby midget? | April 18, 2008 at 5:41 pm
she? looks like a midget male gay hooker.
I bet she’d bench press y’all.
gay? | April 18, 2008 at 5:42 pm
#28 just admit you’re gay and that’s why you find manly looking females attractive.
Bob | April 18, 2008 at 5:43 pm
It doesn’t help that she has that midget voice. She’s like something back in the 1970s. In professional wrestling. She could be the midget tagteam partner for some whale like Beyonce.
me | April 18, 2008 at 5:48 pm
I never found her to be pretty at all, nothing but average, but wow, in these pictures you can see the girl is actually quite ugly.
And that body… I’d feel ashamed. She has the body of a midget weight lifter.
Kat | April 18, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Haha, she’s not THAT muscular. I like her and thinks she’s beautiful and a nice physique. :D
Pat | April 18, 2008 at 5:52 pm
The worst part? She’s a pretentious condescending know-it-all liberal activist. On that basis alone she deserves to be shredded with criticism.
Ted from LA | April 18, 2008 at 5:53 pm
She should give up the weightlifting and represent the lollipop kids full-time.
poonmoon | April 18, 2008 at 5:54 pm
That long blonde hair really goes a long way, if it was short, she’d be as nasty as Pink and yall know it.
She has such a typical gymnast body, short and squat .beefy little fatman tits, no ass and short stumpy legs. She really really needs to lay off the heavy weight and start doing multiple reps with light weights to tone rather than bulk. That muscle would look a lot better in her ass.
Jose Canseco | April 18, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Poor thing. But you know, I told her that in her case, she needed to quadruple the HGH before even thinking about stacking the steroids. Chicks never listen.
poonmoon | April 18, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Also, I must admit the small pictures look rather hot but once you enlarge them her weird proprtions kill it.
asbo | April 18, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Man
poonlover | April 18, 2008 at 6:01 pm
AIso must add to the comments here she has really bad posture and that’s causing a lot of the weirdness, she needs to relax those shoulders and straighten that back, somewhere in there is a neck.
Hayden fan | April 18, 2008 at 6:03 pm
You people are nuts! Hayden is the hottest girl alive. Everybody knows that. I fantasize about her all day! I bet my cock would seem HUGE to a 4-foot 15-year-old boy like her!
Whacka Whacka | April 18, 2008 at 6:06 pm
She lacks Jenna Jameson’s natural beauty, intelligence, and grace.
axel | April 18, 2008 at 6:13 pm
she is so UGLY! and POOR!
-and -you -are SO UGLY! AND poor TOO!!
AND LOOSERS LOOSERS BTW
axel | April 18, 2008 at 6:16 pm
nevermind.
i´m drunk
i <3 you all
whatever | April 18, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I just don’t understand why fish is in love with this midget. What is the appeal? Unless he has a thing for the gymnasts in their early teens look? Hmm . . .
Dudeee | April 18, 2008 at 6:37 pm
OMG! She is my favorite! Seems she has a hot profile on ” m ee t i n g r i ch. co m” and is now dating a young trillionaire on that site now. it is rumored that she found true love on that site. All of the hot celebrities and trillionaires play on that site because it is so hot and because of all of the playing by celebrities. Does she has a profile on that site? I will check.
pills | April 18, 2008 at 6:39 pm
#48. “Trillionaire?” You fu**ing spamming morons are getting worse by the day. There are no f***ing trillionaires anywhere on the planet.
jesse | April 18, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I think Hayden’s hot, because I have eyes and a penis.
You guys complain all you want.. you’ll realize some day it’s a waste of time to sit there and bitch about every chick he puts up. You remind me of George Cantstandya on Shallow Hal. You always have to find a flaw because in real life, you’re afraid of women, and most likely you’re all virgins. Either that or you got lucky ONE time in high school when a drunk chick thought you were her boyfriend and accidentally brushed the purse she was carrying on your cock, leading you to tell all your friends that you TOTALLY did it with her.
That said, she is nowhere NEAR manly, in any way. She’s got a hell of a body and I wouldn’t hesitate to put a serious hurtin’ on her.
Oh yeah, I forgot another cliche hater.. the “No one thinks I’m funny in real life so I have to make cracks that I think are witty towards beautiful girls so I will seem more confident and humorous to more people than just myself.” Did I forget anything?
Amy | April 18, 2008 at 6:41 pm
She’s so ugly. Fat, chunky, big-boned…she looks like a soccer player lol Superficial, you have no taste :)