Hayden Panettiere saves the whales (But not Jennifer Love Hewitt)

January 28th, 2008 // 81 Comments

Hayden Panettiere, my favorite activist midget, spoke for almost two hours about saving sea life at Dupont Circle in Washington D.C. She didn’t use any notes and picketed traffic with other activists, according to the Washington Post:

“I get that rush and feeling of really making a difference rather than just lending my face to something,” she told us. “I’d rather people pay attention to me doing this than shopping at Fred Segal.” No fear of a Fonda-like backlash? “We’re saving magnificent animals. I don’t think anyone objects to that. I don’t trust people who don’t love animals.”

That reminds me, I saw Hayden’s boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia shoot a whale with a machine gun the other day. Yeah, seriously. Then he ate some non-dolphin-safe tuna and, uh, kicked a crab. Right in the claw. True story. As for me, I freaking love animals. Just yesterday I rescued a unicorn from the pound then rode down the beach helping baby seals find their mothers. Afterwards, to demonstrate my love of the sea, I made out with a mermaid. Or a manatee with a wig. Either way, I’ll never go back to land-dwelling women again.

Photos: Splash News

  1. MindRiot

    Clooney is a fucktard, you fucktard.
    Drives his eco friendly green car to his private Jet. Gimme a break.

  2. Lowlands

    Good deeds and good works.I’m familiar doing them all days as well.We can shake hands.

  3. Prairie Critter

    She’s right in saying that we’d rather see and respond to her raising awareness on topics of societal contention, rather than on other mindless “celebrities are just like us!” activities….OR IS SHE???

  4. MickATR

    Picket for human rights…. people who love animals more than people creep me out.

  5. she kills sheeps

    But apparently she doesn’t mind killing sheeps and make some stupid boots for herself.

  6. want meds

    um, can we not see a difference between domesticated animals specifically raised as food and wild animals, particularly ones who are on the endangered lists? as far as human rights–we’ve definitely demonstrated our “right” to fuck up this planet for all those other, unworthy species, so I think it’s fair to say that the natural world isn’t out to deprive us of our “human rights”

  7. Rob

    ..they taste best with a buffalo wing dipping sauce. Little people don’t taste good, you have to look for the midgets.

  8. Rob

    Screw the whales, PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals) blows hard. get a life, people are starving and cold. Eat midgets instead, they’re all over the place.

  9. duh

    hahaha i love all the complete morons who are pointing out her boots.

    do you people have no basic logic? are you completely retarded?

    1) give me an example of an endangered sheep
    2) you all have no leather accessories, no animal products, nothing tested on animals, and no meat or meat products, right?
    3) when was the last time you read a scientific paper on the oh-so-important research they’re doing on these whales?

    jeez, you need to at least let your brains have a few basic thoughts before you start typing.

  10. duh

    hahaha i love all the complete morons who are pointing out her boots.

    do you people have no basic logic? are you completely retarded?

    1) give me an example of an endangered sheep
    2) you all have no leather accessories, no animal products, nothing tested on animals, and no meat or meat products, right?
    3) when was the last time you read a scientific paper on the oh-so-important research they’re doing on these whales?

    jeez, you need to at least let your brains have a few basic thoughts before you start typing.

  11. Rob

    At least we know how to only post once…friggin idiot.

  12. Steve

    The European mouflon lamb, a rare breed of sheep found on Sardinia, Corsica and Cyprus. Not that I give to Sh*ts since i wouldn’t mind eating a baby seal but you asked…duh

  13. Hugh Jorgan

    Actually whales now prefer to be called “Plus-Sized Mammals of the Sea”.

  14. reply to duh

    yeah i was gonna mention the boots because some fucking idiot said ugg boots are a sheep turned inside out…uh they are shaved for their wool to be used in products such as ugg boots. do you not own any wool products? are you aware that sheep are not killed when they are shaved? you can care about endangered species and also be a meat eater…shocking, i know.

    hayden is a member of greenpeace, and with our members’ support we’ve managed to save over 100 whales from being killed for “scientific research” which essentially means they let the dead whales rot or put the unused meat into dog food.

    GO GREENPEACE!

  15. You certainly are representative of your cause, “duh.” Don’t ever stop.

  16. rob

    Greenpeace are a bunch of fucking idiots that need to get jobs…Hopefully their boats sink and the whales…er sorry, plus-sized mammals eat them. If God intended us to eat anything other than meat he would not of made meat taste so good. Especially endangered meat..mmmmmmm.

  17. g.o.d.

    #66 rob

    When trying to present an intelligent argument, don’t ever bring religion or any of this ‘god’ bullshit into the discussion.

  18. uh

    #66 rob
    do you have any idea how much money people in greenpeace make a year? for a non-profit they treat their employees pretty well. and still make sure that over 90% of membership donations go to campaigns and really important issues like saving the whales (since there are only a few hundred of them left).

    i mentioned nothing about telling people to not eat meat – i eat meat. but i don’t eat endangered meat.

    the people on the boats who are a lot braver than you and i (i.e. jumping on a whales back right before it gets harpooned) and they don’t care about the money. they do things like that because idiots like you don’t care.

    you are a moron.

  19. Rob is illiterate

    I believe you meant “would not HAVE” made meat taste so good.

  20. megan

    rob, are you seriously that dense? humans have evolved into omnivores, yes, but that’s irrelevant. we don’t have fins and the ability to swim super fast so we can hunt whales naturally. people do it to make money. greenpeace (as well as other environmental organizations) is trying to get whalers to stop killing them because they are endangered. you don’t hear people talking about how tasty white rhinos are, or how delicious a bald eagle would taste with some mashed potatoes on the side because “god designed me to eat them”.

    holy shit i can’t believe how dumb you are.

  21. Save the whales but shoot them seals!

  22. rob

    you people are soooooooo easy to upset. Idiots. BTW I light my house with endangered whale blubber and baby seal fins….i’d rather be warm and me than cold and you frigin idiots..ha ha ha..screw people, save the whales!! ha ha

  23. kidzooo

    #64 Uggs are made out of sheep SKIN. idiots.

  24. Dina

    73, THANK YOU. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT. they use the wool AND the skin.

  25. Steve

    common sense has never been an animal rights persons strong point. Perhaps they should focus on human rights.

  26. xvx

    Hypocritical, it makes a lot of animal rights activists and vegans look like assholes when she claims to have his lifestyle yet wears Uggs and promotes the dooney & bourke bag with her name, which is made of patent leather.

  27. Shockwave says its logical

    I like her, she’s just a kid really, and we all say stupid shit at her age. Hayden should be required to wear a cheerleader outfit at all times, because I say so.

    What I recommend, is that Ali Larter makes Hayden her bitch and “disciplines” her very firmly. Its something we’d all like to see.

  28. nemo

    people are idiots…

  29. hayden panettiere

    i am very concerned about the whales and dolphins so all of you willing to help me in all of this is great and to all of you who aren’t it’s a very big problem (and geez i know i’m short do you have to rub it in)

  30. DON’T FORGET TO “SAVE” YOURSELF FIRST, when needed!!

  31. Gandhari

    Ok let me get this straight… She loves animals and wears sheep turned inside out and doesn’t even know leather is cow skin??? Yeah so much for ” i’m sure i have a higher IQ than 99% of brunettes out there”…..at least they don’t slaughter sheep to keep themselves warm- hypocrite!

    When you say that you love animals, it means ALL animals, butt ugly or cuddly what ever…… it has nothing to do with how endangered they are…..STUPID WHORE.

    Save the whales and i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t love animals(except for sheep,cows,rabbits,crocodiles,kittens,dogs because c’mon i have to keep my fat ass warm right?”

    Tell that little **** to go and save herself from…………the sheep and cow zombies which might haunt her after they’ve been slaughtered to keep her “tootsies” warm.

    HAYDEN= HYPOCRITE

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