Hayden Panettiere enjoyed a day off yesterday because of the Writers Guild of America strike. She seems to be working out a lot. Perhaps to settle the score with those Japanese fishermen. She’s a woman out for vengeance. In sweatpants. Whoa. I accidentally just wrote the greatest movie premise of all time during a writers strike. Don’t call me a scab, guys, I can’t help it. I open my mouth and movie magic pops out. It’s a curse, really. A curse that only one man can stop – if he follows his heart and totally kills a ninja. Ah, shit. Sorry!
Photos: INFdaily.com, Pacific Coast News
DJ | November 6, 2007 at 10:30 am
first mofos!
life | November 6, 2007 at 10:31 am
first
SuckIt | November 6, 2007 at 10:33 am
she looks like a little gymnast. i dont see what the fuss is about this little turd….
p911gt10c | November 6, 2007 at 10:34 am
She’s lookin pretty hot without makeup. Sexxeh.
Oh, #1 and 2, you’re both losers.
needle-dicked nate | November 6, 2007 at 10:38 am
i think her vagina might be too big
soy | November 6, 2007 at 10:40 am
go save some salmon
JOSH | November 6, 2007 at 10:44 am
I think she’s on her way to save the Alaskan snow crab.
Box Jellyfish | November 6, 2007 at 10:47 am
Compared to the degenerate trio, Hayden is as pure as the naked heavens.
hegadeth | November 6, 2007 at 10:53 am
When is the stupidly large sunglasses fad going to end? Just curious. Fucking sheep.
Ooba Gooba | November 6, 2007 at 10:55 am
This chick is just barely average, why is everyone making such a big deal about her?
Lysol | November 6, 2007 at 10:55 am
carful Hayden
you look like the early years Brittney
i’m just sayin
hegadeth | November 6, 2007 at 10:59 am
@4 – What year?
L.Linus | November 6, 2007 at 11:01 am
There is a sickness in the media about blond haired girls. They could be 3 ft tall and that doesn’t matter. There are beautiful ladies of all colors and hair colors and shapes, but the media only chase gals like Britney, Lindsay and Paris.
nipolian | November 6, 2007 at 11:15 am
#13 – 3 ft blondes definately have their advantages considering I am 6’2″.
Riotboy | November 6, 2007 at 11:16 am
I’d hit Hayden Planetarium.
/fo sho
*** | November 6, 2007 at 11:22 am
I like the pants
FRIST!!! | November 6, 2007 at 11:24 am
She’s my favorite hero. I love her. I want to be her. Well, her character. Well, no her too.
FRIST!!! | November 6, 2007 at 11:25 am
Boy, she does NOT like it when you mistake her for Lohan.
iggev | November 6, 2007 at 11:27 am
A rich and compelling story about nothin. d to the umb.
what’s britney doing?
D. Richards | November 6, 2007 at 11:29 am
I was under the impression that Hayden was a hot-ass, that-is, until I saw her on Letterman. Her voice, and overly hardened personality destroyed the very morsel of her cute. I guess her a person can’t help but be gruff, and almost arrogant seeming, given that their parents forced them in to business at such an early age. Hayden will be around forever. And that makes me sad.
Check-it: You can totally see, what I believe to be, a fecal stain on the ass of Hayd’s “sweats”. Disgusting.
Hecubus | November 6, 2007 at 11:35 am
Okay maybe this tireless marketing and promotion of this plain bitch is finally working on me. I’m actually starting to find her really annoying which I suppose is something, it beats falling fast asleep everytime I look at her slightly below average looking face anyway.
ph7 | November 6, 2007 at 11:39 am
She a midget who looks like the average HS cheerleader. Guess she just has some excellent PR.
em | November 6, 2007 at 11:40 am
#15…planetarium
you got that from J-14 didn’t you.
and yes, i read J-14 so cue the loser comments
Jimbo | November 6, 2007 at 11:41 am
FRIST, would you like if if we mistook you for Lohan?
leatherdaddy | November 6, 2007 at 11:42 am
now heres a girl that i dont see the fuss about. who isnt cute at her age.
needle-dicked nate | November 6, 2007 at 11:43 am
maybe if i stuff some wet paper towels in there, it will be small enough for m-m-my needle, dick.
sportsdvl | November 6, 2007 at 11:47 am
She’s cute, but not hot or a sex symbol.
Oh, #1 – still a loser!
babyglyniss | November 6, 2007 at 11:49 am
she’s getting popular!malaysians are liking her..!
lamb | November 6, 2007 at 11:51 am
yaAWwwn
Is brittney awake yet
what ‘s she wearing?.. eating ??
iggev | November 6, 2007 at 12:00 pm
chalupa boots!
jimboooo | November 6, 2007 at 12:14 pm
So freaking hot.
FRIST!!! | November 6, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Jimbo I read your comment quickly and thought it said “FRIST, would you like if I mistook you for Lefthand?” Too funny…
FRIST!!! | November 6, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Fuck off troll
FRIST!!! | November 6, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Anyway…pretending your left hand is me isn’t a mistake! But if your left hand is clumsy, try sitting on your right hand until it’s numb. Then it’ll seem like another person, but with all your highly practiced jacking skills.
iggypop | November 6, 2007 at 12:32 pm
the FRIST troll is as confused as an old lady in a cucumber patch.
why wont she | November 6, 2007 at 12:37 pm
complete puberty
i hope | November 6, 2007 at 12:39 pm
jimbooo i hope you are young. otherwise you are sick old man. she may be 18. but must have some sort of hormone problem like andy milonakis.
nagger please | November 6, 2007 at 12:40 pm
she looks hot in that outfit.
Chris | November 6, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Why are her breastses shaped like that??? They never have a normal breast shape, it’s always more like small water balloons wrapped a little too tight in an ace bandage.
Ript1&0 | November 6, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Look!! Look!!! There’s Baby Veal! And she’s almost growing some little baby breasts underneath those three bras!! Oh my god, get Mom and Grandma together to celebrate her entering womanhood. She finally got her period!
Fish, put some real women on here. This is a soft, pliable, muscleless child. Who should be stuffed into a box and fattened until she explodes and/or atrophies.
required | November 6, 2007 at 12:54 pm
She’s cute, but not Hollywood hot. I think she is innocent, but give her time, and I’m sure she’ll be corrupted by the Hollywood system.
Jimbo | November 6, 2007 at 12:56 pm
“This is a soft, pliable, muscleless child.”
BOIOIOIOIOIOINGGGGGGGG!!!
Wowee Woo Wah | November 6, 2007 at 1:00 pm
How the hell can you be 20 years old and have jowls? Damn.
jimboooo | November 6, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Like a pop-tart fresh from the toaster, she is delicious and pocket sized. And unbelievably hot. Jimbo has spake. Hear the work of Jimbo.
sicasso | November 6, 2007 at 1:07 pm
meh.
ollietofaceplant | November 6, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Heh, Heh…Ninjas.
FRIST!!! | November 6, 2007 at 1:15 pm
#35, yeah, I wish it would die. I got no problem with trollicide…
FRIST!!! | November 6, 2007 at 1:23 pm
And I sure know what to do with cucumbers!
veggi | November 6, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Me too! My version of a veggi sandwich: a cuke in the front, a carrot in the back.
BaconMessiah | November 6, 2007 at 1:32 pm
wow. Thrilling.