Hayden Panettiere’s day off
Hayden Panettiere enjoyed a day off yesterday because of the Writers Guild of America strike. She seems to be working out a lot. Perhaps to settle the score with those Japanese fishermen. She’s a woman out for vengeance. In sweatpants. Whoa. I accidentally just wrote the greatest movie premise of all time during a writers strike. Don’t call me a scab, guys, I can’t help it. I open my mouth and movie magic pops out. It’s a curse, really. A curse that only one man can stop – if he follows his heart and totally kills a ninja. Ah, shit. Sorry!