Hayden Panettiere stopped at a newsstand and tried unsuccessfully to shield her face from the paparazzi yesterday afternoon. Fortunately for me those dudes are everywhere and I get to see some hot Hayden-buying-a-magazine action. It always seems like she just finished working out somewhere which, don’t get me wrong, is awesome. Maybe someone else who used to be a blonde teen bombshell could take a hint. You know, someone whose ass used to be smoking hot but it’s now loaded to capacity with Frappucinos, Taco Supremes and, more recently, fried chicken. I think you all know which train wreck I’m talking about. Time to drop a few pounds, Christina Aguilera. This may sound a little harsh, but if you keep it up people will start to think you’re pregnant. Like third trimester pregnant. Yeah, you really let yourself go.
milfhunter | November 9, 2007 at 12:02 am
first bitches !!!! !!!!
kelly | November 9, 2007 at 12:03 am
is she wearing lululemon pants?
rodney | November 9, 2007 at 12:04 am
she is pritty. i want to tuch her on her privit parts. a lot.
with my dangle dong
a | November 9, 2007 at 12:08 am
fifth?
asdf | November 9, 2007 at 12:32 am
sweet im fifth
Binky | November 9, 2007 at 12:33 am
Didn’t the Smurfs used to be blue ?
Long-dong-silver | November 9, 2007 at 1:02 am
Why does The Superficial keep posting pics of this otherwise ordinary beeotch? It’s not like she’s Alexandra Ambrosio or Brooke Burke, where you clearly don’t need a reason to post.
Kris | November 9, 2007 at 1:11 am
Newsflash: I just took a dump
Jordan | November 9, 2007 at 1:15 am
hi
um excuse me, what are you talking about?
Chick Crack | November 9, 2007 at 1:19 am
Nice ass. She would be a 10 with a boob job. Otherwise, I give her a 8.5.
Cate | November 9, 2007 at 1:29 am
I fucking love her body!
babyglyniss | November 9, 2007 at 1:54 am
she’s nice…i really like her in heroes!
Nosh | November 9, 2007 at 2:10 am
Hope the guy who normally blogs here comes back soon, the difference is pretty apparent.
MsMilf | November 9, 2007 at 2:14 am
this Disney girl looks like Early Britney
short & thick is just around the corner
She’ll be hoein soon
EdHuna | November 9, 2007 at 2:21 am
I herd those Porsche Cheyenne’s are painted with crushed dolphin souls.
Guy | November 9, 2007 at 2:22 am
Is the Superficial paid by her manager to be nice about her and promote her?
Because thats certainly the impression that I’m getting.
Gal | November 9, 2007 at 2:27 am
#16 Exactly!.. what you said
jed | November 9, 2007 at 2:29 am
-looks like any other chick in sweats at my kids school
Nothing hot about this one
MadameO | November 9, 2007 at 2:30 am
Her lululemons are too big. And she clearly doesn’t do yoga, so why is she wearing them?
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 2:30 am
Huh, is there a night version now?
codependant | November 9, 2007 at 2:46 am
#20
it’s a highly exclusive club
sym | November 9, 2007 at 3:10 am
fake ass
” hmmm. . .I saved dolfins that was hard..
…
today i’ll just pretend I do Yoga..stop to buy a magazine
…mmmaybe tomorrow
I’ll knit mittens for the striking writers..
gertie | November 9, 2007 at 3:17 am
boring ………yawn no news here
Ript1&0 | November 9, 2007 at 3:19 am
There’s Baby Veal, back at it. What you buyin’ girl. Ooooo…
Yeah, I’m really starting to hate this one. I can’t figure out why… I’ll sleep on it. Maybe tomorrow an answer will come.
Eddie | November 9, 2007 at 3:25 am
Hayden looks like she’s putting on a little weight, man. Those arms are a litte sqwishy.
jess | November 9, 2007 at 3:53 am
i didn’t know they sold bongs at news stands…
FirstYouBitches | November 9, 2007 at 4:13 am
FIRST!!!!!
TAKE THAT YOU LOSER BITCHES!
Oh…wait…FUCK 1-26! ASSHOLES!!!
Alice | November 9, 2007 at 5:14 am
She is a talented actress. men and fans who like her should be aware of this. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named searchingmillionaire.com. Seems she is very popular there.
Jayjay | November 9, 2007 at 5:33 am
Honestly, she should just wear a gimp mask and be done with it.
Also, it looks like she needs to hit the gym more than she does. She’s got some extended belly action going on there. Like, 3 months pregnant belly.
Feckless | November 9, 2007 at 5:55 am
Thank all the Gods you said “Christina” – I thought you were talking about me. I’m doing the best I can! I’m just kind of depressed right now.
algernon, flowers for | November 9, 2007 at 5:59 am
hey, i know that photographer! is that dave callahan?
SoulHunter | November 9, 2007 at 6:00 am
SHE IS HOT
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2298811
Narcissist | November 9, 2007 at 6:25 am
I bet she could put those shapely legs around someone and their spine would explode into splinters and dust.
Hayden Panettiere walking around…this is the best article ever!
WTF | November 9, 2007 at 6:57 am
Porsche Cheyenne’s are like the stuff you scrape of the bottom of your shoe. Only retards with money and no taste buy them….also, does she use a set of steps to get inside it it?
Nique | November 9, 2007 at 7:14 am
Come on, she is just a chunky little something
Uber Jalemon | November 9, 2007 at 8:04 am
I’m in lust
ph7 | November 9, 2007 at 8:46 am
I dunno. Too short and squatty for my tastes – and no boobs. Plain face. Pretty sure Fish is paid by a publicist to post her repeatedly.
joeypants | November 9, 2007 at 8:51 am
AVERAGE
AVERAGE
AVERAGE
AVERAGE
AVERAGE
AVERAGE
AVERAGE
AVERAGE
AVERAGE
AVERAGE
RENEE Z... | November 9, 2007 at 8:53 am
She seems like a sweet girl…but just so…I don’t know…average looking. I don’t see what the mass sex appeal, etc, etc, is all about. All I see is girl next door with caterpillar eyebrows that freak me the fuck out.
L.Linus | November 9, 2007 at 9:05 am
I have no problem with the eyebrows, because I don’t feel you have to shave anything. Secondly, #37 & 38 that’s just how I feel just average short, real short kinda plain, but does have the blond hair which drive the media crazy.
whatever | November 9, 2007 at 9:06 am
She’s not the hottest chick, but she’s above average, and anyone who wouldn’t tap that is GAY.
adult | November 9, 2007 at 9:14 am
she looks like a child. sick
adult | November 9, 2007 at 9:14 am
she looks like a child. sick
Martina McBride | November 9, 2007 at 9:21 am
if that’s a 3 – month preggo belly, then i’m obese. fuck that. she looks fine, still has a little baby fat on her.
oatmeal rice cakes dry toast vanilla leftovers | November 9, 2007 at 9:32 am
Big arms and short legs…Poster child for American mediocrity
Mal Reynolds | November 9, 2007 at 9:37 am
I think she is cute. I like her on Heroes. I would love to design a device that could damage the paparazzi’s cameras. Like an intensely bright light that damaged the CCD chips. I hat the intrusive paps.
Boobs | November 9, 2007 at 9:40 am
why? Its not like she has anything to strap down. little ant hills. Unlike her mom who has large breasticles
she has growth hormone problems? | November 9, 2007 at 9:41 am
im only 21 and im still thinking i have to wait on this… like wait 4 years until she is legal. but she is legal, i know. i really think she might have the andy milonakis disease
gotmilk? | November 9, 2007 at 9:43 am
wtf are lulullooomlemon pants or whatever you’re talking about? who cares!
and i love how she’s off saving the whales one day and then polluting the earth with her gas guzzling douchebag-mobile the next.
she needs to do some pushups. she’s got sausage arms.
em | November 9, 2007 at 9:47 am
#28, are you the same one promoting that damn site on other blogs too?