Hayden Panettiere pretends she wasn’t illegally in a nightclub

September 10th, 2009 // 35 Comments

Here’s Hayden Panettiere hiding her face while leaving Madame Royale nightclub last night so she can prevent exactly what’s happening in this post: Being seen as a 20-year-old leaving a drinking establishment. Whoops! However, in Madame Royale’s defense, I’m sure they refused Hayden service when she requested a thimble full of vodka and a grasshopper to ride home on.


  1. first again!!


  2. Randalll

    hahahahh first cocksuckers losers whiners uninsured peasants etc.

  3. first again!!


  4. maomao


  5. and 3rd and 5th



  6. Hatin Panty Error

    Short little Miss Blonde Hair was out looking for cock.

  7. Graceland

    But she’s like 45 in leprechaun years!

  8. Superman

    Isnt that Chelsea Clinton next to her/holding her up? That chick is really ugly.

  9. Taz

    @ #2 FAIL! bahhhhhhhhhahahaha

  10. Superman

    Isnt that Chelsea Clinton next to her/holding her up? That chick is really ugly.

    I love the homos claiming to be first, calling people cocksuckers and losers and they end up being second. Retard.

  11. D4

    Jeezus, you guys have stupid drinking laws. It makes no sense to say someone can get married without parents’ permission, get a car loan, drive a car, enter all sorts of contracts, and join the Army at 18, but they can’t order a fucking drink. That law is just make lawbreakers of 18-20-year-olds across the U.S.

  12. D4

    Last sentence at 11 should be: That law just makes lawbreakers of 18-20-year-olds across the U.S.
    Fuck, I hate it when I make embarrassing typos.

  13. milo ventimiglia

    who’s her friend. Woof!

  14. dwarf hater

    fuck of you little talentless dwarf unless you wanna show me your gash ,in which case ….stay

  15. Richport's Ghost

    Who’s the fucking monkey-faced ricer next to her? What a fucking baboon!

    Besides, Hayden’s been drinking, fucking & smoking since she was 16. This isn’t exactly a surprise.

    Next thing you’re tell us, there’s a sex tape with some guy blowing his load all over her face. Nooo, say it isn’t soooo…. our little sweet innocent Hayden?

    C’mon, the chick’s a little tramp, we all know it.

  16. Why didn’t she hide in the Jolly Vietnamese Giants boot?

    @ 11 – They should raise the marriage age to 25, the drinking age to 30, and the driving age to 45. People are too stupid to handle the responsibility.

  17. ds

    leaver her alone, she is orientally challenged.

  18. Martina

    But she’s “dating” guys over 30, doesn’t that make it alright?

  19. Urbanspaceman

    In most places in the developed world a drinking age of 21 would seem to be overkill. But American lawmakers have looked at their population and decided that 21 is correct for them. They’re right.

  20. carmen

    A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It’s dedicated for those sugar daddies (???Sugarloves.Com??? ) !!! who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.

  21. Big Legged Ginzo. My teen years on LI were full of them. Everyone always wanted me up into my adult years

  22. CocoChanel

    Come on this is not a shock to anyone AT ALL. It’s retarded that in this country you can A) MARRY B) GO TO WAR C) ENTER INTO A LEGAL CONTRACT INCLUDING BUYING A HOME, but yet, you can’t have a glass a wine at your wedding, going away party or to celebrate owning your own home or have a it in the privacy of your own home. BULLSHIT America. This has been and continues to be retarded law. Teach responsibility, accountability and the rest will fall into place.b

    How can we send our boys off to war and tell them if they aren’t 21 they can’t have a pint of beer?!?!?!

  23. Hank the Angry Dwarf

    I would do her .

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  25. Darth

    Why is this kid crying? Did she lost her lollipop or something?

  26. Galtacticus

    Luckily her mom is there to comfort her.

  27. Rhialto

    We can’t see her face.But why am i pretty sure it’s Hayden Panettiere?

  28. Kimberly

    No…Wait…isn’t that other girl that, well, other girl from “Blue Crush”. Sanoe Lake or something.

  29. Kimberly


    I HATE this argument. I’m still 20, but even I know that people our age do not drink responsibly. Do you really think the government will lower the drinking age given how many underage drunk driving accidents there are?? Maybe instead they should raise the voting age. Because given this past election, young people are idiots…

    There are bigger problems in this country!!!!! Drinking age is not one of them.

  30. Mama Pinkus

    it’s her forehead, Randall – Hayden would need five hands to cover that forehead

    and Kimerbly? The voters really fucked up in 2004 when they allowed that incompetent bastard bush to keep wiping his ass with the constitution and fucking America

  31. Hotbox

    Get over the drinking age. There’s a DAMN good reason for it so keep on proving that with your comments. Kimberly is wise beyond her years Mama Pinkeye. Try someone besides Katie Couric telling you what to think.

  32. herbiefrog

    you americans seem to have gone back to…

    some sort of puritanical victorian age…

    …c a n t drink till you are 21 ?

    what century are you in ? ? ?

  33. hiding himself …!

  34. it’s her forehead, Randall – Hayden would need five hands to cover that forehead

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