Hayden Panettiere is now an even sexier midget
Before Angelina Jolie’s uterus popped this weekend, the big story was Hayden Panettiere getting a haircut. As an unbiased observer, she definitely looks hotter. I wish she’d come over and take a look at my dolphin. Yeah, I’ve got one in a kiddie pool out back, and I have no idea how to take care of it. Fun Fact: They don’t eat Taco Bell. I thought they’re supposed to be super smart. Seriously, who turns down a Chalupa? Even Britney Spears loves them, and I’ve seen her drink from a gas pump.