Hayden Panettiere took an afternoon stroll before getting a manicure yesterday. I wish she would call me on that phone. Maybe we’d have a lot to talk about. I like dolphins and working out, too. One time I even bench-pressed a dolphin. True story. Go ahead and ask Sea World where I’m not allowed within a 100-yard radius of. Not just because of the dolphin thing. I had a tumultuous affair with a sea lion who, quite frankly, was the greatest love of my life. Take me back, Arfy! I can change!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 4:44 pm
omg ME!
Mike | December 6, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Slow news day, huh?
Doc | December 6, 2007 at 4:46 pm
I guess i can accept all the Amy Winehouse stories as long as a Hayden story IMMEDIATELY comes after…
TheLostGirl | December 6, 2007 at 4:46 pm
… also walks down the street in a straight line…
P.S. LOL @ nmber 2!
Itsofere | December 6, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Again with the complete no-story about Hayden Pee. Dude, at least post a sound clip of her singing “Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, we are Santa’s elves.” She’s got the perfect size and voice for it.
pointandlaugh | December 6, 2007 at 4:48 pm
I want to do so many nasty things with and to her. mmmmmmmmmmm
Starchasm | December 6, 2007 at 4:49 pm
The only thing that makes this even remotely interesting and blogworthy, is the fact that she apparently goes to a discount spa that offers $20 back waxes.
veggi | December 6, 2007 at 4:51 pm
I might enjoy fingering her…but only if she doesn’t want me to.
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 4:56 pm
She’s way past her peak. She was only hot years ago, when you could imagine her dad getting upset hearing all the noises as you bone her in the basement.
grobpilot | December 6, 2007 at 4:59 pm
So fucking what?
grobpilot | December 6, 2007 at 5:00 pm
So fucking what?
ph7 | December 6, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Glad to see Fish collect his daily bag of cash from this nobody’s publicist.
ph7 | December 6, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Glad to see Fish colllect his daily bag of cash from this nobody’s publicist.
that's what | December 6, 2007 at 5:02 pm
The worst part of being HIV+ is developing a tendency to repeat yourself.
woodhorse | December 6, 2007 at 5:05 pm
FRIST did you not make fun of several people for exclaming about being first?
BunnyButt | December 6, 2007 at 5:07 pm
zzzzzzzzzzz
(and notice how careful I was to hit the “post your comment” button only once)
Rev. Ted Haggard | December 6, 2007 at 5:09 pm
When I was getting cured, I heard the stories of several former lesbians who were very happy that they were ex-claming.
woodhorse | December 6, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Wait. Fish collects bags of cash? I totally withdraw all those complaints about doing laundry and cooking and some shit I might have said about car pooling. What I meant to say is that I really really want to be a married woman more than anything, no matter how many household chores there are and when you thought I said “If you want somebody to suck your dick, go find a queer” what I said was “I can really suck dick, I learned it from a queer”.
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Woodhorse, that was not me, and this is the second time the fake FRIST has done that.
Now let’s talk more about me,,,er I mean Hayden…
floof | December 6, 2007 at 5:19 pm
No one cares about this girl……..just because you think she’s hot doesn’t mean any of us do……….
WHAT! | December 6, 2007 at 5:21 pm
OMG! Here a picture of Hayden taking a crap OMG! She takes a crap like the rest of us OMG! Prrrrrrrp somebody had korn…
Mike | December 6, 2007 at 5:22 pm
If I bit her little nipples hard I bet she’d really cry.
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Why would you want to do that Mike? Do you like to make little girls cry??
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 5:30 pm
#20 What are you talking about? Everybody thinks I’m hot!!! Oh, you’re not talking to me about me?
Why aren’t we talking about me???
Fine then, let’s talk about what I’m going to drink for dinner..
Mike | December 6, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Jimbo it’s what she wants. You can tell.
Hayden P. | December 6, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Can you people just leave me alone, I’m pist that you can see my toe is bigger than my fat toe. MOM!…….
Chauncy Gardner | December 6, 2007 at 5:37 pm
I’d like to put that phone on vibrate and call her whilst rubbing it against her little doobily-doo. Then I’d like to blast off in her mouth, and then knock her out, fold her up, stuff her in a duffle-bag and cram her under my bed for safe-keeping.
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 5:38 pm
You’re right Jimbo, trolls do suck balls..
Did you write me back yet?
Lowlands | December 6, 2007 at 5:39 pm
They caught her while she was doing her daily walk to her elementary school? These paparazzi are pathetic,can’t they even leave these innocent kiddies in peace?
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 5:39 pm
FRIST, What are we drinking for dinner tonight? And floof (what ever the hell that is) has no idea how hot you are. But we all do!!
Mike, Pleasure is much better than pain..
FTS | December 6, 2007 at 5:40 pm
That has to be the most unfunny commentary I have ever read on the Fish. Sea lions named Arfy? Come on, man.
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Yes I did and yes they do.. Great big hairy one!!
Mike | December 6, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Actually there’s no difference. I punch my girlfriend all the time and it gets her hot.
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Jimbo talking about licking balls gets you a leeeetle too excited….
The White Urkel | December 6, 2007 at 5:51 pm
I wonder if she shaves her cootch bare or has a little landing strip. Oh, and I wonder if she takes it up the butt. My wife has A ten spot on her taking it up the butt.
Sauron | December 6, 2007 at 5:51 pm
She must have become famous because of the support of her huge pedophiles fanbase uh?Who is she?
The White Urkel | December 6, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Actually my wife’s just spotting :(
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 5:54 pm
#34 effin troll
I’m thinking vodka spritzers, cause I’m on a diet, Jimbo
And yes I can hold the drink while I walk on my treadmill..
I’m a multitasker
nipolian | December 6, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Too bad…….in a couple of years she is going to look like JLH from the waist down……and not have the big ol titties to help make her somewhat doable.
The White Urkel | December 6, 2007 at 5:58 pm
That was last week retard.
douglas | December 6, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Does this Chick have any friends??? she is always alone………………..I will be her friend.
woodhorse | December 6, 2007 at 5:59 pm
36 – funny guy, thanks for the laugh.
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 6:00 pm
FRIST, do you ever wake up from your workouts covered in your own vomit?
The White Urkel | December 6, 2007 at 6:00 pm
That was last week retard. Now, who wants to go do a drive by on the illegals outside Home Depot? Anyone?
Lowlands | December 6, 2007 at 6:03 pm
#36] Just Wikipedio her name and you’ll know all about her.
FRIST!!! | December 6, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Not as often as you would assume..
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 6:08 pm
@36 = she’s an actress who went from the Disney channel to a lame show on regular TV, and then she got raped on Dec. 7, 2007 (I’m in L.A.).
Jimbo | December 6, 2007 at 6:18 pm
@47. Troll, I don’t think you are man enough to rape your little dog let alone a female..
Sauron | December 6, 2007 at 6:20 pm
What’s her PIN-code?I can’t find that on Wikipedia.
Twinkie | December 6, 2007 at 6:26 pm
I wondered if she had an official fan club, but then I realized I was already there.