Hayden Panettiere likes kissing the girls (Is it my birthday?)

Hayden Panettiere was apparently the best friend to have growing up – if you were a young teenage girl contemplating lesbianism. Whoooaa! Like a young child coming downstairs on Christmas morning, I’ve just learned that Hayden likes to kiss ladies to hone her making out skills. Yes. Here’s what she told UK Glamour:

“It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique!”

Hayden, could you possibly elaborate on “goofing about?” Don’t be afraid to go into detail. Or involve a sub-plot where things got naughty in the shower room after cheerleading practice, so you had to teach Coach Hot Buns a lesson. Please, for the love of God, say all that stuff. It’ll, uh, save the dolphins. Yup, that’s right. The golf-fins. That’s what I said.

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