Hayden Panettiere likes kissing the girls (Is it my birthday?)

June 9th, 2008 // 61 Comments

Hayden Panettiere was apparently the best friend to have growing up – if you were a young teenage girl contemplating lesbianism. Whoooaa! Like a young child coming downstairs on Christmas morning, I’ve just learned that Hayden likes to kiss ladies to hone her making out skills. Yes. Here’s what she told UK Glamour:

“It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique!”

Hayden, could you possibly elaborate on “goofing about?” Don’t be afraid to go into detail. Or involve a sub-plot where things got naughty in the shower room after cheerleading practice, so you had to teach Coach Hot Buns a lesson. Please, for the love of God, say all that stuff. It’ll, uh, save the dolphins. Yup, that’s right. The golf-fins. That’s what I said.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Bubba

    first

  2. boli

    first! nicey!

  3. Fabra

    Olha!

  4. boli

    first! nicey!

  5. Oh. Are you serious? I gotta wake up to this crap??

  6. Jenny

    This is probably just a publicity thing…

  7. JM

    8th! In the immortal words of Paris — “That’s hot.”

  8. boli

    her eyes are amazing…

  9. If she’s auditioning to be the next notch on Lohan’s strap-on, she’s gonna have to get into more detail than that…

  10. #6, exactly. Her heroes stardom is over, so how to stay relevant? Lesbian sexual inuendo..works every time.

  11. boli

    lesbian sex tape would be a better ‘career booster’…or maybe a booster for my penis…one of the two.

  12. Danielle

    Hayden Pancakesterrain needs to sit the F down already.

    The whole ‘artificial lesbian scenario’ isn’t workin out for Lezlo’s “career”, and it for damn sure isn’t gonna help yours.

    Geesh, who is this person anywhoo? You break your bones in various places while wearing a cheerleading costume and yelling “yaaay” and all of a sudden you’re famous??

    Oh wait, Parisite Hilton does that on a regular basis (even though its mostly her jaw bone that breaks) but…I guess?

  13. English Bob

    Drool! Drool! Drool! Drool! Drool! Drool! Aaaahhhhhh, i’m done g’night.

  14. nipolian

    She sure does have some solid looking pectoral muscles.

  15. Is #12 the REAL damnYELL or just the store brand version?

  16. Auntie Kryst

    Did she resort to lesbianism because she is too short for the moustache ride??

  17. Katie

    This bitch is fugly. Heroes is over for her, so now she has to pretend to be a lezzie? Whatevs. She is still a bobble-headed fug.

  18. Mini

    Oh there is a god!!!? He has smiled on my pants and it is good!!
    Hats off for first class journalism !!!

  19. Jenny

    Looks like she is following suit with all of the other hollywood whores out there… too bad.

  20. coffeebean

    When did she put on all that weight? She has become a fat little fucker.

  21. Captain-Insano

    Pretending to be a lesbian is the most boring way to get attention these days. Try leaking a sex tape you creepy little dwarf.

  22. ” Troubled soul singer Amy Winehouse was caught on camera singing a racist chant, hanging out in a crack den and performing sexual acts with her husband, according to News of the World, which has the purported video footage.”

    I can’t wait to beat off to that video…

  23. Hayden,

    Can you bee my kindergarten teacher?

  24. Danielle

    @15.

    You couldn’t buy THIS in a store…or on ebay.

    @Jimbo…you’d have better luck beating off to a tape of your mother giving birth to your raggedy ass. Perv.

  25. Angus

    You can go to the News of the World site to see it now. In the pictures Amy looks like an extremely retarded person, but it’s so hard to tell the difference between that and an “English rocker.” Either way, it’s like looking at brain-damaged chimps who think it’s still the late ’70s punk era. Sad.

  26. Vince Lombardi

    Nice square-dancing outfit.

  27. Danielle

    @25. “LOOKS like an extremely retarded person…”??

    I thought she already was.?

    Anyone who slurps on liquid crack while singing racist chants to the tune of a kiddie song just scccrrrreeeeaaammmss ” member of the extremely retarded person club”.

  28. Jan

    It’s nice that she found another use for the Valentine’s Day wrapping paper.

  29. Barbie

    She looks like Skipper.

  30. butterfly

    I think she’s really cute but the dress is pretty hideous.

  31. jrz

    Everybody knows a “Danielle” – the person who tacks on a needless modifier to somebody else’s comment, trying to improve it but spoiling it instead. She’s why they invented duct tape.

  32. Ted Mosby

    I’d like to watch her munch on the va-jay-jay

  33. ////////////////////////

    SHE’LL NEVER STOP BEING THE FUZZY-HAIRED BABYSITTER FROM MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE

  34. OFCOURSE, now we’re talking.
    GIRLS ARE GREAT KISSERS INDEED!!

  35. Danielle

    Is that jrzmommy…the hoe with 12 kids?? Aka “jizzbucket”??

    No. It can’t be.

  36. ToTellTheTruth

    WHO is this bitch and WHY exactly is she even famous? She reminds me of Kim K., Hillary Duff, Jessica Alba, and countless others that don’t have any actual REAL talent and think that PUSHING themselves onto the publc…will make them famous. These bitches aren’t anything but a “flash in the pan”, that always seem to manage to find a way to prolong their fucking 15 minutes of fame. Please sit the fuck down ALREADY. Thankyou.

  37. Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle! Or in this case, damnYELL’s father’s brother… I thought you were out organizin’ a voter drive an’ shit, so Nobama could becum da nextest preseedent…

  38. She’s short and slutty, which means she gets a lot of lotion in the hair and not much in the face… have YOU ever tried to point a rock hard dick down?

  39. Danielle

    BitchPort!!!!!!! Damn, how’s it mutherfckn been??

    I see you’ve gotten less funny. (as if you ever were)

  40. kitty_kat

    Wow. Lesbian innuendo to get attention. How original. That’s only been done by Angelina Jolie, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton… You get the point.

  41. #39 – I’m just continuing to be a productive member of society whose good deeds and charity pay for the existence of the likes of you. But hey, I need a McMeal every now and again, so we need the less than literate damnYELLs of the world to pretend to work too.

  42. Danielle

    @41.

    I’m positively sure that the ONLY productive thing you’ve ever done in your poor existence is…burp.

    And you couldn’t afford me bitch. So to “pay for” the likes of moi makes no sense whatsoever.

    I’d be surprised if you could even afford that little McMeal you mentioned in your lame ass post.

  43. And just how did you spend your Hurricane Katrina money damnYELL?

  44. Danielle

    I don’t live in New Orleans ya dumbfuck. Wait, are you even the real Bitchport?? You should already know what city & state I reside in.

  45. Joe

    I don’t get it. This girl looks like a 12 year old boy with makeup. And her body is OUT OF PROPORTION.

  46. britney's weave

    the expression on her face in the first pic is reminiscent of katie holmes.

    “durrrrrrrrrrr……….”

  47. I’m as real as the hair growing out of that mole on the tip of your mother’s nose, my little halfrican american section 8er…

  48. Danielle

    @47. You’re bluffin.

  49. sameshitdifferentyear

    Full bodied, bubbly, and four-foot six. What’s not to like?

    Has she revealed what size dildo she prefers?

  50. Lola

    WHORE-DEN PANTYLINER, SHUT YOUR STUPID MIDGET FACE AND DO WHAT YOU’RE GOOD AT….. BLOWING YOUR FRODO-LOOKING BOYFRIEND THAT LOOKS LIKE HALF OF HIS FACE IS PARALYZED….. HOW OLD ARE YOU SWEETIE? YOU’RE ALL OF 18 YRS OLD BLOWING SOMEONE OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR GRAMPS….

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