Hayden Panettiere made a Starbucks run yesterday afternoon and, by the look of her jeans, all those trips to the gym are paying off. Exercise is important, which is why I start everyday lifting liquor bottles to my mouth. I don’t like to brag, but it’s a pretty rigorous routine. The payoff is these wicked biceps that can suffocate an ox and a debilitating drinking problem that has rendered me incapable of human emotion. So, who wants to go on a date with a super stud?
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
D | November 29, 2007 at 9:41 am
Won’t lie…nice butt…
Viepr | November 29, 2007 at 9:43 am
DAAAAMN !!!!
Bill Clinton | November 29, 2007 at 9:43 am
Nice ass!
kettie | November 29, 2007 at 9:45 am
She is so cute!! what a babe!Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site.
Mike | November 29, 2007 at 9:46 am
Nice Purple Thong in the last picture. Damn it I wish I was that damn thong. I would love to be able to rub up on that fresh smooth ass crack. But best of all I would be able to rub up in that pussy, get full of that pussy juice everyday.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | November 29, 2007 at 9:52 am
g straaaang!
Ooba Gooba | November 29, 2007 at 9:56 am
Hey #4: Go fuck yourself, troll.
John | November 29, 2007 at 9:59 am
Why is this chick hot again? She looks like she’s 13, but with smaller tits.
mcbeef | November 29, 2007 at 10:03 am
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Splooge | November 29, 2007 at 10:05 am
Hello kind and generous Fish readers. I was hoping you could help me out. You see, I’m .. well, quite frankly I’m a fertile douche.
I’m looking to meet rich women. Does anyone know of a web site where a fertile douche such as myself can meet rich women? Thanks.
ps. Hayden = hot definitely sploogeworthy
deaconjones | November 29, 2007 at 10:09 am
God, I would destroy this bitch in bed.
Id tie her to the bedposts for a week and make her push a buzzer for food or water and just bang her every half hour.
“Ready for round 34 sweety?”
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VisionT | November 29, 2007 at 10:20 am
Um, her ass is huge and her shape is short and stumpy. This chick is so overrated.
D. Richards (Scum.) | November 29, 2007 at 10:24 am
I’d use Hayden for sex, then dump her body strategically so that people would find her. To confuse bystanders and police, I would dress Hayden as Santa. And leave a one dollar coin inside of her rectum.
havoc | November 29, 2007 at 10:25 am
Nice ass. Whoever she is……
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ph245 | November 29, 2007 at 10:25 am
i would like to do a sex with her
Mike | November 29, 2007 at 10:26 am
#13……..Overrated maybe, but you can’t say you wouldn’t love to eat that pussy out, or stick have anything to do that ass and pussy. Stumpy or not, you know you would love those legs wrapped around you.
Ashness | November 29, 2007 at 10:28 am
I think she’s adorable. I hope that she never becomes stuckup and unhealthy like most of young Hollywood.
iburl | November 29, 2007 at 10:29 am
BBOOOOOORRRRING. But not as quease-inducing as the pregnant, nude Christina pix.
Nefarious Crotch Kicker | November 29, 2007 at 10:35 am
Fish, if your hard on was any bigger for this chick, you couldn’t get your arms around it to type these posts. Jesus! We get it. You’re attracted to young men.
Yuck | November 29, 2007 at 10:42 am
What’s up with her blow-out thighs? Gross. Fatty needs to lose a few (pounds, that is).
Ascil | November 29, 2007 at 10:45 am
FAT
Big | November 29, 2007 at 10:45 am
That ass is fries and slaw Deluxxxxx
cowgirl | November 29, 2007 at 10:45 am
“she likes her coffee” dark….and her men the same way? Okay. Its early. I’m just getting warmed up.
#13—Don’t knock the short peop’s! Her butt might look bigger cuz of the pockets. Girls–don’t wear jeans with small pockets if you want to minimize your bodacious curves!
babyglyniss | November 29, 2007 at 10:46 am
isnt her thigh fat? okay fleshy.
Jimbo | November 29, 2007 at 10:49 am
That’s a lucky picture for her because for some reason she doesn’t look like a chunky midget. She does in the rest of them. She’s not Jennifer Love Hewitt fat, but she’s still fat.
Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl | November 29, 2007 at 10:49 am
#25, those are tapered jeans and emphasize the thighs and toosh. Unfortunately, today’s style trends will make any woman’s butt and thighs look bigger (even coke addict models).
FACE | November 29, 2007 at 10:50 am
nothing fat about this peice of white ass – anyone saying that is a complete trendy anorexic asshole
Mike | November 29, 2007 at 10:51 am
#20……..shut the fuck up……she is no way looks like a man…..you are just fuckin jealous of how she looks.
#21 and #22, you two are the two stupidest fucks I have ever seen, if you think she is fat, you are fuckin blind. What do you want a bitch that looks like Angelina Jolie all fuckin bones? Sick. Women with some meat are good.
Mike | November 29, 2007 at 10:52 am
Jimbo, you call that fat? I don’t know what the fuck you guys think is not fat.
hmmmmmmmm | November 29, 2007 at 10:57 am
to people calling her fat:
only her arms are fat.
if she she was just like 2 or 3 inches taller, and had a reg sized head, and less sausage like arms i would be into this.
cowgirl can't resist | November 29, 2007 at 11:01 am
Yes, hmmmmmmm, I bet you would like a couple more inches.
michelle | November 29, 2007 at 11:01 am
she’s ok… the face isn’t too good… the body is about a C… she is getting there, though. the body was about a D a few weeks ago.
Nefarious Crotch Kicker | November 29, 2007 at 11:03 am
Mike, I know you suck dick. It’s your life, do what you want. This bitch does not deserve your fierce defense. And yes, I’m a little jealous because she’s wearing the outfit I had picked out for my date with the captian of the football team tomorrow night, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s built like a young man.
Scooby Doo | November 29, 2007 at 11:19 am
Since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, my eyes say that she is one hot chick. I’d definitely add her to my repertoire.
steve | November 29, 2007 at 11:30 am
It’s the love of the new with you people. She’s cute, but her body isn’t that great, and in a year you’ll all turn on her and be talking about how dumpy she is.
Jericho | November 29, 2007 at 11:31 am
She needs a boob job.
Fit and Happy | November 29, 2007 at 11:36 am
Poor little tit young lady. My daughter is petite and 11 years old and has bigger boobs ha!
joeypants | November 29, 2007 at 11:39 am
#13… thank you. She’s stumpy. You shouldn’t be stumpy at 18 years old. Because she’s on TV people automatically think she’s hot. I guess if you’ve never gotten a decent piece of ass in your life, you think anything looks good. Seriously, get over her people…
joeypants | November 29, 2007 at 11:39 am
#13… thank you. She’s stumpy. You shouldn’t be stumpy at 18 years old. Because she’s on TV people automatically think she’s hot. I guess if you’ve never gotten a decent piece of ass in your life, you think anything looks good…
Realist | November 29, 2007 at 11:43 am
Hayden’s cute. She doesn’t have the best body in the world. But it’s solid. And I’m quite sure the people talking about nice pieces of assess are having fun with their right hand. It’s true. Hands are lean-not much fat on them suckers. Tough standard to live up to.
Alexandra | November 29, 2007 at 11:55 am
I wonder how long until she gets a boob job. You know Hef is eyeing this one.
Cowgirl | November 29, 2007 at 11:56 am
thank you and LOL #41, “hands are lean!” —I was going to say something similar about their “goldmembers” being very thin as well.
steve | November 29, 2007 at 11:56 am
Actually, #41, you’re wrong. I’m having fun with my left hand.
Training Bras are not hot | November 29, 2007 at 11:57 am
Seriously she’s like 12
Flipper | November 29, 2007 at 11:59 am
#42—She is WAY to busy saving us to sell out for boobs. Although, they might help her float past the Japs!
stephiphany | November 29, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Yep. Still boring and plain.
Bagel | November 29, 2007 at 12:14 pm
#47—Are you referring to me? Do I look “plain” to you? Am I a boring? Am I bland to you?
really? | November 29, 2007 at 12:19 pm
#41, and all the others who make very similar comments all the time: how do you know this? “I’m quite sure the people talking about nice pieces of assess are having fun with their right hand.” How do you know that people who comment here are not having sex with good-looking people? Just by random odds, there are bound to be some people hooking up with girls with hotter bodies than Hayden, who’s oddly put together – simply having all your body parts in correct proportion would be a start. People are fawning over her because of a basic confusion of the person with the role she plays and the show she’s in. Not many girls her age have roles on break-out hit TV shows. Plenty of girls her age are better looking.
Shallow Val | November 29, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Even tho she’s a midget, NICE coolie! That’s what gymnastics and horseback riding do for you.