Since exactly five people watch Heroes now, NBC made the wise decision to have Hayden Panettiere’s character become a lesbian and kiss hot chicks such as Californication‘s Madeline Zima. Above is the promo still for Monday’s episode that’s making the rounds and, frankly, why wasn’t this the premise for the entire series from Day One? If I were a producer on this show my very first note would be “Instead of a bunch of intricate plots involving superpowers, why don’t we just make the chick in the cheerleader outfit make out with other chicks in every episode? Ali Larter can help, too.” Tell me that’s not a better plot than Heroes. Oh, wow, some guy’s a human bomb. Is he a lesbian kissing another lesbian? I win.
NOTE: Took the liberty of adding shots from Madeline’s FHM shoot because I’m full of good ideas today.
SARS | October 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm
That’s the little girl from The Nanny.
Hugh Gentry | October 9, 2009 at 1:33 pm
god damn that’s sexy
Hugh Gentry | October 9, 2009 at 1:34 pm
I want to see her and megan fox make out.
third leg | October 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm
thank you god
Hugh Gentry | October 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm
i wish she’d buy some big boobs
Photoshop Police | October 9, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Are they still giving out Nobel Prizes this year?
ama | October 9, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Very pretty.
- i got links - | October 9, 2009 at 1:45 pm
How is that sexy? It is an orange, blonde haired, muscly oompa loopma kissing what can only be described as a disheveled 40 year old dusty librarian with caterpillar eyebrows.
The only thing halfway watchable about it is the fact that the ugly chick (madeline zima?) sounds kinda like Winona Ryder. But she is such a bad actress that i’m surprised anyone managed to watch enough to get to the kiss.
which FYI starts about 01:30 (or 01:35 to be precise) if you wanna skip.
vid is in my link, you’re welcome.
Tracey | October 9, 2009 at 1:46 pm
(Yawn)
Sport | October 9, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I dont know why but my eye goes right to the immaculately manicured and penciled eyebrows of both. Odd.
Hamza | October 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm
god damn that’s sexy
cin | October 9, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Gracie nooooooooooooooooooo
HRG | October 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm
So Claire Bear’s a lipstick? Too bad it isn’t Ali Larter.
MySuggestion | October 9, 2009 at 2:04 pm
If you are gonna have Hayden kiss something then why not Lilly Allen’s tits. Lily always has them out and Hayden has a mouth. If there were in the same country this could work. Get Lily a part on Heroes so Hayden has something to chew on.
Erica | October 9, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Gracie is HOT.
Some Girl | October 9, 2009 at 2:05 pm
But… Her face.
Stephanie | October 9, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Madeline looks so into it! Much sexier than Hayden(who is also beautiful). Those long slender fingers cradling Haydens neck while their lips mingle, fuck yeah. Way to throw off your “Nanny” roots…oh that and fucking David Duchovny on camera heh
vince vaughn | October 9, 2009 at 2:28 pm
agreed. a Butta face for sure. When she isn’t Fucking and punching david duchovney (sp?) she isn’t much to look at.
Tanzarian | October 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm
This makes my penis sad.
Dick Zinner | October 9, 2009 at 2:35 pm
All of a sudden, I think Zima must taste great!
Rational Rick | October 9, 2009 at 2:41 pm
WTF ????
OTP | October 9, 2009 at 3:00 pm
LAME! Is this honestly the type of shit that’s on TV these days? The acting was horrible.
frankinSloth | October 9, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Desperate attempt to drawn in horny teen boys and is purely for the shock value
“oOoOo… girls kissing girls, how risque”
*rolls eyes*
this show went to crap big time.
The Listener | October 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm
#12 LOL
Charlie Caligula | October 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm
She looks so much better in the pics than in the video.
Parker | October 9, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I want to buttfuck that little midget and walk around with her stuck on the end of my weiner just to watch her little legs wiggling and to touch the ground. I’d even buttfuck her while she’s kissing Madeline Zima. Then she won’t have to stand on a milk crate to do it. Madeline would hold her steady, and kiss her while I stir Hayden’s little midget fudgepot, but she’d soon become jealously enraged and yank the midget off my weiner and toss her like all midgets get tossed then beg me to butfuck her instead. I would and I’d enjoy it but all the while I’d be wondering if it would be more fun to do some midget tossing.
marc | October 9, 2009 at 5:36 pm
meh, madeline zima is fug.
vintage Rough | October 9, 2009 at 7:11 pm
There’s nothing like the power of skin. I saw that particular episode, and frankly I thought they accidentally film her while making food delivery on the set…but she sure redeem herself with those pics…
aime | October 9, 2009 at 7:20 pm
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Jenna | October 9, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I miss the Nanny.
Willie Dixon | October 9, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Bummer Heroes had to resort to hype for viewers. The first season was amazing…I even like the second season a little. But now the show feels pretty empty.
Danklin24 | October 9, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Madeline Zima is NOT hot. WTF Fish. Your taste in women disgusts me sometimes.
Albin Bainbridge | October 9, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Pretend lesbianism is boring, unsexy, and desperate.
Unless they actually muff dive eachother I don’t see what the big deal is at all. Lame.
iPod Accessories | October 9, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Wait?? is this the new Heroes season?? and if yes, when did it start back up…?!
jlylec | October 9, 2009 at 11:56 pm
holy shit
clpierced | October 10, 2009 at 1:17 am
#26 Parker-
dude either your a true freak in bed or your truly fucked up. im hoping for the first. wanna tie me up and fuck me in the ass? your comment made me kinda horny :)
jeu educatifs | October 10, 2009 at 1:50 am
ohmygodd. i saw her in californication and now this, and i haven’t been able to place where she was from. i can’t believe i couldn’t see it was Gracie.
DebbieW | October 10, 2009 at 2:12 am
Oh come on people. Who cares about two girls kissing!! If it was two guys, you’d all puke.
Dolores | October 10, 2009 at 2:13 am
Well, I guess I’ll stop watching Heroes, this is getting ridiculous.
Darth | October 10, 2009 at 4:33 am
I don’t look much up from two kissing girls.Maybe it’s elsewhere different?!
MARY WENT GAY ON ME | October 10, 2009 at 4:45 am
She can kiss me and Il make her my hero!!
Galtacticus | October 10, 2009 at 5:37 am
This could be legal proof that Hayden Panettiere is a closet lesbian.
Danklin24 | October 10, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Yes because a girl kissing another girl automatically makes her a lesbian.
Morons
merra | October 10, 2009 at 7:50 pm
hell no, not with that face.
ha | October 10, 2009 at 10:07 pm
@43
What does it make them, then?
Danklin24 | October 11, 2009 at 1:51 am
It makes them “two girls kissing” You’re not a lesbian until you want to do the same things with a girl that you do with a guy and you want to be in a relationship with one.
Christ if just kissing a chick made a girl a lesbian we’d had a hell of a lot more lesbians at college campuses.
drew al | October 11, 2009 at 3:36 am
These picks are so old. I am moving on too a different site now. I expect I will be missed by alI the friends I have made here. Thank you first and first who always came in second and third.
Don Knotts | October 11, 2009 at 3:59 am
Someone wise once said “If a man hasn’t kissed a man by age 30; he doesn’t want to. If a woman hasn’t kissed a woman by age 30; she’s wanted to.”
Bottom line; I think all women are, to some extent, lesbians.
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mondo270 | October 11, 2009 at 12:34 pm
i don’t know….. this chick has a face like wil wheaton.