Hayden Panettiere has learned there’s a warrant out for her arrest in Japan because of her dolphin-saving adventure a few weeks ago. The actress and a couple of activists rode surfboards into a cove off the coast of Taiji in an attempt to steer dolphins away from fishing boats. Despite the legal consequences, Hayden told E! News she’s proud of the experience:
She said she was thrilled that the incident was receiving international attention, as it could result in educating others about the dolphins’ plight.
“In this town, you tend to be able to get publicity when you’re not wearing underwear or [you're] in rehab,” Panettiere said.
“I was very excited that people were interested in what we did.”
If Japanese officials want me to hunt Hayden Panettiere down and bring her in for justice, I’m on it. I’ve got all kinds of stuff to bait her in; things that chicks can’t resist. I’ve got an ironing board, some Tupperware and I’m pretty sure I can get my hands on a sewing machine. Also my car is fully equipped to hold a woman captive. I mean, lovingly restrain her. And I’d like to state for the record the dome light sprayed knock-out gas when I bought it. Yeah, I definitely didn’t modify it myself after watching an episode of Batman. I don’t even know how to buy knock-out gas by going down to the hardware store by the bus station and asking for Jim then paying him in Marlboro’s. I think that’s how my lawyer told me to word it. Or maybe it was “No comment.” Eh, close enough.
Note: I added some pictures of Hayden Panettiere sitting on Kristen Bell’s lap in a Lamborghini. You know, because I love journalism so much.
Dick…
seriously…
give it a rest.
if it weren’t for science, specially biology, chances are you’d be dead by now…
fuck, who do you think makes medicine…
who the fuck comes up with treatments for illnesses…
sure as hell don’t come up by themselves.
idiot…seriously get repost only if you have something smart to say…
#100? The only thing you ever “win” is the destruction of relationships. What happen to the last one? The poor guy tired of your over-the top, wannabe “attitude” trip? You have such attitude for such a small person. I can understand that shit. It helps you to feel like maybe, just maybe you have-a say in life.
What I don’t understand, is how somebody with such attitude, such piss, can have said “attitude”, but not have any substance to back.” You’re so wild! And flimsy.
I bet your “ex” ran away with his tail between his legs after seeing you for only a short while. He couldn’t take you so he split-out fast. Ha. Ha. It hurt so bad for you. Maybe your pussy wasn’t good?
P.S. I’m just trying to help you to not look like such a fucking moron-cunt when I correct your typing and spelling. You really do come off retarded. Fucking retarded. I’m sorry, “handi-capped”. Limited. I’m so “jealous”! Wee.
#101? Eddy-buttpipe? We just missed each other. Funny! Yeah, so you never answered my question about you becoming a proctologist. Are you? Going to become an ass doctor?
Biology? Look, man. I don’t give-a fuck where my anti-depressants come from. All I care is that they keep me from killing myself. I only care that they’re making pills for things like “restless leg syndrome”. Who cares if side effects include intense gambling, and loss of blood to the bowels? Not me.
Edds, why are you so sweet? You are a sweet guy. I just wanna hold you.
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Girl With Attitude -
DICK Richards is upset that you typed “your” instead of “you’re” in the appropriate place in one of your messages. (He has nothing intelligent to add to the conversation, so he has to pick on little shit like that.) To help you know when to use each, I’m going to type a few examples.
As I’m sure you know, “you’re” is short for “you are”, so you would use it in a sentence like this: “Hey DICK Richards, you’re a fucking asshole for picking on minor spelling errors in an Internet post!”
Another example of when to use “you’re”: “DICK, if you swim too close to Hayden you’re going to get the shit beat out of you.”
“Your” is possessive, and should be used in sentences like this: “DICK Richards, why is your penis so small?”
And: “Hey DICK, your IQ test came back, and, well, you’re legally stupid.”
Notice in the last example how I mixed it up, using both “your” and “you’re” in the same sentence. Yeah, I’m really good with the English language like that>
Here’s another one that mixes it up: “Dick, you’re a jackass and your posts suck!”
I hope these examples help you to better understand when to use “your” and when to use “you’re” when you’re telling DICK how fucking stupid he is! :-)
“Oh, (w)hatever? Do you honestly think a dolphin will resque a person without first being taught how to “save”?”
There are documented cases of just that. Why don’t you read a fucking newspaper once in a while?
http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2004/11/24/dolphin_newzealand041124.html
And I quote from the article:
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The dolphins bunched the four swimmers together by circling about 4-8 centimetres from them, and slapping the water with their tails for about 40 minutes.
Howes said he drifted away from the main group when an opening occurred. One large dolphin became agitated and submerged toward Howes, who turned to see where it would surface.
That, he says, is when he saw a great white shark about two metres away in the beach’s crystal clear waters.
“The form came and travelled in an arc around me. I knew instinctively what it was,” he said.
When the shark started moving toward the women, including his 15-year-old daughter, the dolphins “went into hyperdrive,” said Howes.
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Want more? Here’s ANOTHER case of dolphins saving a human: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/21689083/
How does it feel to be proven ignorant…YET AGAIN?
“”Dolphins aren’t “magical”, pop-tart. Dolphins don’t give a fuck about you.”
They may not give a fuck about you, “pop-tart”. The seem to care about decent human beings though.
“P.S. I’m just trying to help you to not look like such a fucking moron-cunt when I correct your typing and spelling. You really do come off retarded. Fucking retarded. I’m sorry, “handi-capped”. Limited. I’m so “jealous”! Wee.”
If Girl with attitude looks “like a fucking moron” for making a common typing error, what do YOU look like when you laugh about dolphins saving people when a simple fucking google search would have retrieved plenty of stories of JUST THAT? You’ve proven yourself to be completely ignorant about dolphin and whale intelligence, and therefore UNQUALIFIED to comment on Japanese hunting of these brilliant creatures.
But you’ll pick on Girl with attitude over spelling. Funny…I bet she can use google. What the fuck is YOUR problem DICK?
*Dick*
Jesus tapdancing Christ, give it a damn rest.
maybe you ought to be a proctologist…seeing as how you love spending so much time with your head so far up your ass…
*whatever*-
sharks for some odd reason have an instinctual fear of dolphins…at least the great whites off the coast of South Africa…pretty damn neat wouldn’t you say?
*back to Dick* for your information…as i had said before…if i really wanted money, i would have stuck to working on my business major, seeing as how I’m actually pretty damn good with money and such, but instead I’m going into medicine because I’ve had family members die of shit that could have been prevented had enough research been done at the time. So seriously, if you really have nothing smart to say shut it. Seriously.
Eddy – it is pretty cool. And I think any wild animal that would put its ass on the line to save a human from a predator deserves more respect than to be a steak on someone’s plate.
Like I said in the very beginning, I don’t normally side with animal rights activists, but in this case I’m with Hayden. We should show dolphins the same respect they show us.
You know. I’m tired of bullshitting with you people. (w)hatever. I must say, I have no respect for you. You’re almost as bad as that “attitude” bitch. Almost.
Yes! The dolphins “show” respect! I wish you could see how utterly ridiculous that is. It’s frightening that you’re out there in the world. Mortifying.
D. Richerds-
Listen asshole! I broke up with him! He was captain of the fucking football team and all he thought about was fucking football!!!! Every Fucking time I would ask (My friends and I are going out of town to Houston canyou come?)
and of course he said (No. Im playing foot ball with my buddys.)
That happend like.. I lost count how many fucking times he did that! so I told him to go marry his football and go fuck off!!!!!
So don’t go fucking jugging people If you don’t know the full story about them!
Later Fucker!
PS. We were together for 2 years! Ha ha! Sorry Im just laghing at what a mother fucker you are!.
girl with Attutde-
Baby I thought you broke up with me beacuse I didn’t treat you right. Please come back!?
NO!!
After everything we have been through I still dont miss you!
When we were toghter I stoped to think, I hate everything about you why do I love you!? So I broke up with you!
STOP TEXTING ME, CALLING ME, AND POSTING ME!!
PS. You would go and get drunk after a game what the hell was that about!!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
Ok who are you!!!!!
and what the hells the matter with you!?
accting like my ex boyfriend!!!!!
what the fuck is the matter with you!!!
If your the guy that keeps texting me Im going to be so pised off!!!
HAHAHA!! Im one of his football buddys!! Your friend told me you have been going on here. Blame her but she’s not the one that put post #113 up that was me to! Haha!!
Well see you at school Monday!! Well probiley not Ill be hideing!
God Kevin!!!! Eversins I broke up with Travis you have been on my case!!!!
Oh whos this weres he from……BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Seriusly!!! your fucking annoying me!!!!!
I CAN HARDLY WATE TILL YOU GET OFF MY CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
ya know when I was a kid people could take a fucken joke! you know when you fell you fucken laughed at your self you you know like haha look at me i fell..you know you were cool with it now sombody falls haha WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!!!!? MAN ILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!
damm poeple take a joke!!!!
And yes Im talking to you Dick!!
D. Richards-
Ok I say this for the second fucking time nobody cares what you have to say!!!!
so stop fucking posting us!!!! You dont no what the hell your talking about!!!!!
Stop making a fooll out of your self!!!!
I bealive I have won that arrgument!!! you dont know annything about well….anything!!!!
Your teacher would ask you Dick whats the pleral for a moos? you would say Moosen!! I saw a flock of moosen down in the woods the woodsen the moos want to eat in the eateensen!!! Dick Dick.. your an imbisal ok. Imbisalin!! what are you speaking German now Dick? German German Germane…. Jackson!!!!
Dick what the hell are you talking about! I dont know…. I dont know relly.
Your such a fucking idiot!!!!
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What the hell did you put 2298228 for?
Dick-
You’er a fucking eddiot!!!!! Listen to them You ignerent peice of shit!!!!!!!!
PS.Girl with attitude- call me….. baby.
Whatever!
I think hayden is the most amazing person in the world. for 1 because she helps animal and gets put in jail for trying to save animals and that is so wrong… and for 2 shes an a mazing actor and shes soo good looking.. i would do anything to meet her one day, we have so much in common.