Hayden Panettiere poses provocatively for the new Candies ad campaign and if that’s not news, I don’t know what is. I also included shots of Hayden looking chesty while apartment shopping with her mom yesterday. Okay, maybe Hayden’s not really news, but it’s seriously, no jokes, my birthday today so humor me. And if you’re really nice, I’ll let you have some of the cake I made. Which may or may not be a bottle of Jack Daniels covered in frosting. (Hint: It is.)
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Happy birthday! x
Im first. WHo cares!
Good for her. Grab all that promo cash while you can…before you are old and ugly.
Happy Birthday Fish. I hope you and this midget get it on tonight. Post pictures tomorrow.
rub rub rub one out
nevermind. that isn’t a guy.
Birthday blow jobs all around!
Who the fuck is this bitch and who cares? Next!
milo has already seen her “oh” face.
I love candies to. Candies strategically placed all over Hayden’s body so I can lick them off of her.
I like to circle jerk. And when I say circle jerk, I like to give the ol reach around to jimbo. circle round the belly to the little prize I call “pinky”. I love you jimbo!
Beautiful! She makes me want to wear these clothes. However, the whole using sex appeal to sell things is getting pretty old. Creativity anyone?
Something about her face really disturbs me. Also, this ad and Candies in general are tacky as fuck.
“Chesty”??? Really? Must be chesty in the sense of Ted’s 9 inches.
happy birthday
happy birthday
If you tip her upside down you’ve got Jennifer Love Hewitt.
@12 You’re pretty cold..
If you tip my lover upside down you’ve got heaven in my mouth
Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON. RESISTANCE FUTILE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
Hmmm… We’ll have to trade cake recipes sometime… I make a mean carrot cake out of an entire tumbler of rum (hold the carrots).
a big slice of penis heaven
and it begins. she used to be a good-girl, but is starting to turn into another brainwashed hollywood bimbo. don’t worry, in 2-3 years she’ll pose nude on the cover of playboy.
happy birthday, superficial writer!
#21
what do you expect from an 18 year old dating a 30 year old?
What’s with the spammers? For f***s sake!
Did you hear? http://www.fallinawoodchipper.com is open and waiting for you! Send in your best videos of you Fargo-ing yourself and you too may meet the boy/girl of your dreams, make a million dollars, or get your penis to grow 5x its current size! Of course, no significant other can stand you, your only source of income is paid blog spamming, and 5x nothing is still nothing so just throw yourself in the chipper and get it over with!!!
I’d like to ram those heals straight up Hayden’s tight, hairless ass. Dry.
I’d say things like: Dolphin likes to be torn, doesn’t she? Yeah, this is for your blowhole, Dolphin! Oh, look, you’re smiling, Dolphin! Good job; here’s a fish! Swallow it whole (gag).
happy birthday fishy!
Her outfit is cute, but her make up makes her look like a porn star.
Simon Cowell has bigger boobs than her.
Tasty and delicious.
Fish, I wouldn’t focus on the chest of this girl. It’s so small and…pectoral. I bet she can bench at least 75lbs over her body weight. But her butt looks pretty good here.
I don’t know what it is today – butt butt BUTT!!! I’m hung up on hiney. Somebody spank me now!!!
Happy Birthday Mr. Fish!
Hayden loves candies only at Kohl’s? So she puts them on before she comes and then she takes them off when she leaves?
I wanna stick my face in that midgets ass.
WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT????
Please someone respond, that is the cutest little fluffball I’ve ever seen. Their must be some dog experts here?
(I’ve left the door wide open for all the jokes you can think of)
Frist, I’ve been waiting to hear you say that all day… *whips out paddle* But first, let’s here another anal fairy tale! :-)
#33
samoyed
Happy b-day Mr. Superficial! It’s mine as well; what a co-inky-dink.
Great site, BTW, with the most twisted writing in the biz.
Now I understand. #25 D Richards was raped by a priest as a child. The priest turned up Flipper so that nobody could hear the screams.
Get help dude.
31, you can’t even spell, what makes you think you could take care of a dog? and that dog doesn’t stay little for long.
Happy b-day!
Love your page, your comments are hilarious..keep em coming
oops, that was suppose to be for 33, not 31.
SHE GROWN SOME SERIOUS BREASTS OR WHAT?
#37. Not only was the culprit a man of the ‘cloth’, he was also my mother’s brother. We’re still dating.
GO FUCK YOURSELF FISH!!! I mean happy birthday, then GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
now that she’s getting banged all night long by that old guy, she seems to have thickened all around. she needs to eat less and fuck more to get back in shape. chicks always think it’s okay to go turn all fat ass on a guy after a few months.
Holy pushup bra! Somehow its not a flattering look on her though, it just makes her look husky.
Happy birthday, Fish. May your girlfriend pretend nothing happened when she pulls down your shorts and accidentally tongues your smegma tonight.
Happy Birthday superficial guy!
Hayden’s been in Britney’s boot closet….. eek.
That midget is a not talent whor….Oh happy birthday. Mea culpa, I forgot how much you dig this little twat. Enjoy.
Pop Fiction
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
o CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON. RESISTANCE FUTILE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
o HOLLYWOOD HAS LOST ITS MIND. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
o HOLLYWOOD IS A GAME. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
o HOLLYWOOD WILL HAVE ITS REVENGE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.