Hayden Panettiere, is that for me?

February 28th, 2008 // 99 Comments

Hayden Panettiere poses provocatively for the new Candies ad campaign and if that’s not news, I don’t know what is. I also included shots of Hayden looking chesty while apartment shopping with her mom yesterday. Okay, maybe Hayden’s not really news, but it’s seriously, no jokes, my birthday today so humor me. And if you’re really nice, I’ll let you have some of the cake I made. Which may or may not be a bottle of Jack Daniels covered in frosting. (Hint: It is.)

Photos: Flynet, Splash News
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  1. Joey

    Happy birthday! x

  2. First

    Im first. WHo cares!

    Good for her. Grab all that promo cash while you can…before you are old and ugly.

  3. Ted from LA

    Happy Birthday Fish. I hope you and this midget get it on tonight. Post pictures tomorrow.

  4. deacon jones

    rub rub rub one out

    nevermind. that isn’t a guy.

  5. Ript1&0

    Birthday blow jobs all around!

  6. nev

    Who the fuck is this bitch and who cares? Next!

  7. kitty kitty

    milo has already seen her “oh” face.

  8. whatever

    I love candies to. Candies strategically placed all over Hayden’s body so I can lick them off of her.

  9. deacon jones

    I like to circle jerk. And when I say circle jerk, I like to give the ol reach around to jimbo. circle round the belly to the little prize I call “pinky”. I love you jimbo!

  10. Stephanie

    Beautiful! She makes me want to wear these clothes. However, the whole using sex appeal to sell things is getting pretty old. Creativity anyone?

  11. fatso

    Something about her face really disturbs me. Also, this ad and Candies in general are tacky as fuck.

  12. Cindy

    “Chesty”??? Really? Must be chesty in the sense of Ted’s 9 inches.

  13. happy birthday

  14. happy birthday

  15. Ed

    If you tip her upside down you’ve got Jennifer Love Hewitt.

  16. @12 You’re pretty cold..

  17. deacon jones

    If you tip my lover upside down you’ve got heaven in my mouth

  18. kate

    Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

    CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON.  RESISTANCE FUTILE.  POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

  19. OutRunner1

    Hmmm… We’ll have to trade cake recipes sometime… I make a mean carrot cake out of an entire tumbler of rum (hold the carrots).

  20. deacon jones

    a big slice of penis heaven

  21. bye bye nice girl

    and it begins. she used to be a good-girl, but is starting to turn into another brainwashed hollywood bimbo. don’t worry, in 2-3 years she’ll pose nude on the cover of playboy.

  22. skip

    happy birthday, superficial writer!

  23. MTV will burn

    #21

    what do you expect from an 18 year old dating a 30 year old?

  24. OutRunner1

    What’s with the spammers? For f***s sake!

    Did you hear? http://www.fallinawoodchipper.com is open and waiting for you! Send in your best videos of you Fargo-ing yourself and you too may meet the boy/girl of your dreams, make a million dollars, or get your penis to grow 5x its current size! Of course, no significant other can stand you, your only source of income is paid blog spamming, and 5x nothing is still nothing so just throw yourself in the chipper and get it over with!!!

  25. D. Richards

    I’d like to ram those heals straight up Hayden’s tight, hairless ass. Dry.

    I’d say things like: Dolphin likes to be torn, doesn’t she? Yeah, this is for your blowhole, Dolphin! Oh, look, you’re smiling, Dolphin! Good job; here’s a fish! Swallow it whole (gag).

  26. storm

    happy birthday fishy!

  27. Keeping It Real

    Her outfit is cute, but her make up makes her look like a porn star.

  28. Ted Mosby

    Simon Cowell has bigger boobs than her.

  29. Jimboooo!

    Tasty and delicious.

  30. Fish, I wouldn’t focus on the chest of this girl. It’s so small and…pectoral. I bet she can bench at least 75lbs over her body weight. But her butt looks pretty good here.

    I don’t know what it is today – butt butt BUTT!!! I’m hung up on hiney. Somebody spank me now!!!

  31. Happy Birthday Mr. Fish!
    Hayden loves candies only at Kohl’s? So she puts them on before she comes and then she takes them off when she leaves?

  32. combustion8

    I wanna stick my face in that midgets ass.

  33. WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT????

    WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT????

    Please someone respond, that is the cutest little fluffball I’ve ever seen. Their must be some dog experts here?

    (I’ve left the door wide open for all the jokes you can think of)

  34. OutRunner1

    Frist, I’ve been waiting to hear you say that all day… *whips out paddle* But first, let’s here another anal fairy tale! :-)

  35. combustion8

    #33

    samoyed

  36. Happy b-day Mr. Superficial! It’s mine as well; what a co-inky-dink.

    Great site, BTW, with the most twisted writing in the biz.

  37. whatever

    Now I understand. #25 D Richards was raped by a priest as a child. The priest turned up Flipper so that nobody could hear the screams.

    Get help dude.

  38. gotmilk?

    31, you can’t even spell, what makes you think you could take care of a dog? and that dog doesn’t stay little for long.

  39. Anne K

    Happy b-day!
    Love your page, your comments are hilarious..keep em coming

  40. gotmilk?

    oops, that was suppose to be for 33, not 31.

  41. d.

    SHE GROWN SOME SERIOUS BREASTS OR WHAT?

  42. D. Richards (Ashamed.)

    #37. Not only was the culprit a man of the ‘cloth’, he was also my mother’s brother. We’re still dating.

  43. Jesus Tap Dancing Christ

    GO FUCK YOURSELF FISH!!! I mean happy birthday, then GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

  44. long dong silver

    now that she’s getting banged all night long by that old guy, she seems to have thickened all around. she needs to eat less and fuck more to get back in shape. chicks always think it’s okay to go turn all fat ass on a guy after a few months.

  45. RENEE

    Holy pushup bra! Somehow its not a flattering look on her though, it just makes her look husky.

  46. Andrea

    Happy birthday, Fish. May your girlfriend pretend nothing happened when she pulls down your shorts and accidentally tongues your smegma tonight.

  47. Jennifer

    Happy Birthday superficial guy!

  48. Vince Lombardi

    Hayden’s been in Britney’s boot closet….. eek.

  49. Auntie Kryst

    That midget is a not talent whor….Oh happy birthday. Mea culpa, I forgot how much you dig this little twat. Enjoy.

  50. Pop Fiction

    Pop Fiction

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

    o CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON.  RESISTANCE FUTILE.  POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD HAS LOST ITS MIND. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.  

    o HOLLYWOOD IS A GAME. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD WILL HAVE ITS REVENGE. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

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