Hayden Panettiere is single

July 2nd, 2009 // 33 Comments

- Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones are no longer a couple. Turns out he’s a womanizer, and she can not only see through keyholes but fit through them and say “Hey, why are you sleeping with that hooker?” [The Blemish]

- Khloe Kardashian might pose for Playboy. Hey, they’re doing lame no-nudity shoots now, so Yeti porn is the next logical step. [Celebslam]

- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry‘s looks defy all logic and reason. But not gravity. Because they’re lazy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Angelina Jolie earned more money than Jennifer Aniston last year. And also has sex with Brad Pitt. In case she forgot. [Just Jared]

- Gisele Bundchen is like a baby bump-covering ninja. Wouldn’t it be hot if her nipples shot throwing stars? At Tom Brady’s face, I mean. [PopSugar]

- Rihanna’s in trouble with the NYC Health Department for tattooing three people without a license last night at a tattoo parlor. I wonder who tipped them off…. [ICYDK]

Photos: Flynet

Comments (33)

  1. BK | July 2, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    First

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  2. igjsdfklgl | July 2, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Second

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  3. eattrn | July 2, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    Who cares if she is single. Is she getting naked in her new movie or not?

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  4. Randal | July 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Hi Hayden.

    Listen, being single is not such a bad thing. You might have a few up and down moments as you sort out your heart but you’ll come to enjoy the single life again. Smile, beautiful.

    Randal

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  5. cari | July 2, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    why do guys always think she’s so hot? i honestly think she’s kind of chunky looking. her figure is kind of square/boxy.

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  6. casualencounters.com/blog | July 2, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    Who is this fat nobody.

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  7. Cash | July 2, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Apparently she is going to go all college freshman lesbian in the next season of Heroes, then she has a falling out with her girlfriend, who becomes her arch nemesis for the rest of the season.

    I shit you not. It’s over on Ausiello’s site.

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  8. Hough Jass | July 2, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    My cock and I should give her a call, see what she’s up to these days.

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  9. Go Gay Girl | July 2, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Hmmm…maybe it’s time for Megan and Hayden to hook up?

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  10. Axel | July 2, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    Who hasnt hit that?

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  11. Ramón Novarro's Butler | July 2, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    About the Kardashian’s…Do any of you not realize that this whole family is on cable TV for the sole reason that Kim purposely leaked a porn video to the media?

    A porn video that she made because she was trying to emulate her sometime friend Paris Hilton. A leaked porn video that showed her getting pee’d on by some punk ass-bitch womanizer wannabe rapper hoodrat?

    Are you people insane?

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  12. blp | July 2, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Anyone else get the urge to splooge on her forehead or is it just me?

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  13. Red, White and Bruised | July 2, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    #12 – no, not me… but I’d like to punch her in her round face and tell her to lose 20 pounds. What a porker.

    Why are midgets always so goddamn chunky? Their heads are always big & round, but their appendages are like little fucking sausages.

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  14. Jack | July 2, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    I would penetrate her with my penis.

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  15. a | July 3, 2009 at 12:34 am

    so what if she is single .most of the people are too.just chill

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  16. captain america | July 3, 2009 at 1:40 am

    be sure: THIS IS AMERICA SO THE FAGGOTS ARE IN LINE, folks!!

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  17. John Johnson | July 3, 2009 at 2:11 am

    My mom says she is hot and I should drop the gay and go for it

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  18. His Huge Greatness Himself | July 3, 2009 at 5:43 am

    I’ve always wondered why they’re always coming back to me after they’re single again!

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  19. Darth | July 3, 2009 at 5:48 am

    @18 She’s probably begging you for forgiveness.

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  20. mikeock | July 3, 2009 at 6:22 am

    Oompa-loompa sex is the BEST! C’mere Hayden – daddy’s got a little surprise for you in his pants.

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  21. Rhialto | July 3, 2009 at 7:00 am

    Impressive what top paid actresses are earning! But in comparison what top paid actors are earning it’s remarkable less.

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  22. Galtacticus | July 3, 2009 at 7:09 am

    @21 Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston should make porn.That’s opposite.

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  23. big poppa crunk | July 3, 2009 at 8:03 am

    she should stop smoking so her growth won’t be stunted and her chest might fill out..

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  24. Parker | July 3, 2009 at 8:30 am

    Every time I see Hayden I picture her little midget legs wiggling around trying to touch the ground but she can’t cause her little midget butt is impaled on my weiner.

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  25. RtSS | July 3, 2009 at 10:49 am

    Oh, sweet Hayden… You are single now, and if you are sad and lonely, I’ll offer up my schlong to you at no charge. I would like to poke this sweet innocent looking little girl in every one of here available ‘openings’. The cute tight love tunnel. The dirt tunnel and of course can’t forget about that sweet mouth of hers. She would be swallowing my protein shake by the time I was finished. Oh, sweet Hayden… Call me, you will not be lonely and sad.

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  26. kjhasfjkg | July 3, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    okay, i’ve officially concluded that this website is for sick sociopaths and losers. never to return again.

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  27. kat | July 3, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    You said it kj. Bunch of retarded disgusting losers. Worst is this midget is not even remotely attractive!!

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  28. english girl | July 3, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Pretty face who cares if some weird internet people dont think she’s attractive theyre never going to get a chance

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  29. kat | July 3, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    gross, who cares if she’s single. she has the weirdest body i’ve ever seen.

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  30. Martina | July 6, 2009 at 12:35 am

    Hayden honey, Bruce Willis is available now, so is Woody Allen.

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  31. jhgfbrbu | July 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Who cares, the only people who like her are 15 y/o boys and pedophiles.

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  32. christmas stocking fillers | November 10, 2009 at 6:30 am

    Wow dam hot! She is looking awesome in that costume. I like her figure very much . I just love the way she is walking in that sexy short.

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  33. digital camera memory cards | June 8, 2010 at 7:48 am

    Apparently he’s the hero next season all being gay is the new college, she is his girlfriend one, which her arch nemesis for the rest of the season is falling out with.

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