Hayden Panettiere is single

By: The Superficial / July 2, 2009

- Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones are no longer a couple. Turns out he’s a womanizer, and she can not only see through keyholes but fit through them and say “Hey, why are you sleeping with that hooker?” [The Blemish]

- Khloe Kardashian might pose for Playboy. Hey, they’re doing lame no-nudity shoots now, so Yeti porn is the next logical step. [Celebslam]

- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry’s looks defy all logic and reason. But not gravity. Because they’re lazy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Angelina Jolie earned more money than Jennifer Aniston last year. And also has sex with Brad Pitt. In case she forgot. [Just Jared]

- Gisele Bundchen is like a baby bump-covering ninja. Wouldn’t it be hot if her nipples shot throwing stars? At Tom Brady’s face, I mean. [PopSugar]

- Rihanna’s in trouble with the NYC Health Department for tattooing three people without a license last night at a tattoo parlor. I wonder who tipped them off…. [ICYDK]

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