Hayden Panettiere is dating Captain Sissypants

September 24th, 2007 // 68 Comments
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Hayden Panettiere is dating her Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, according to Ok! Magazine:

For weeks now, handsome Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia (now known collectively as “HayLo”), have been sparking rumors of a relationship, with reports of her split from long-time beau Stephen Colletti and the pair’s closeness at various events. One friend of Milo has revealed to OK! that “they’re definitely dating.”

I heard that Milo Ventimiglia is unable to satisfy a woman in bed and randomly kicks puppies. It’s true. I’ve got documents to back it up. Some might say these “documents” are tear-stained napkins with the words “Hayden is mine” written in red crayon. I say, how the hell did you get in my safe-deposit box? I mean, you’re a liar. Seriously, these are official documents and not a handful of napkins from Arby’s.

UPDATE: Milo Ventimiglia has syphilis and shot a nun. I love you, Hayden!


  1. im not sure why…but i think i love Hayden Panettiere…even though at times it looks like she could use some help with her attire…but maybe thats part or her charm…

  2. Ted from LA

    Looking at these pictures reminds me that it is time to buy my pumpkin! Until now I haven’t seen anyone with a head three times the size of their ass. Jenna Jamison’s boyfriend Tito Jackson is a close second. And a few sports mascots.

    Mr Fish, please find some new people for us to make shit out of. Since we’re all perfect, you don’t have to be picky. Picking on Brit is like going to a retirement home and hiding Easter eggs from the Alzheimer’s patients. Yeah, it’s fun for a week or two, but then you start to feel badly.

  3. Ted from LA

    Come to think of it, I might go to the Macy’s Day Parade this year.

  4. whatever

    #52 – I never feel bad doing that. Am I a bad person? :-(

    Oh yeah: just want to remind everyone that I would absolutely love for Hayden to slobber all over my cock right before I squirt my load into her pretty mouth.

    I’m just sayin….

  5. started to like hayden…she’s quite cute~

  6. jrzmommy

    I’m retarded and eat my own poop. Help me. Help me! help me help me…

  7. Hayden and Ella-ella-ella sitting in a tree

    Not that I think any of them are hot, they look weird, and Heydens head is like that of an alien, but I wouldn’t hesitate for a second to place a shared cum shot on these faces. It would make an interesting picture.

    http://img8.imagehaven.net/img/AJXND8EYLZ_haydenpanettiereandrihannabackstageatmtvvma.jpg

  8. Claudia

    Fish, we’ve got to team up and do something about it. You want Hayden, I want Milo. Ha. Stat!

  9. Amber

    You know i was hoping they would be a thing on the show untill i found out that was her uncle…but hey the real life relationship is even better

  10. sexymom

    Okay, I finally watched this girl’s show for the first time last night and it is official, she is a hobbit! A hobbit with supernatural powers and an uncanny ability to annoy the sh!t out of you with her eyebrows. I think it’s funny that anyone would find her attractive. You must like having sex with midgets.

  11. katie

    i doubt one of milo’s friend would ever talk to a magazine cause he’s known to be an extremely private person.

  12. Bill Clinton

    she went home with my cigar still lodged in her twat.

  13. RIM/JOB/GIVER!

    She is a flawless princess! I wanna eat her pussy & butthole!

  14. RIM/JOB/GIVER!

    TEEN GIRLS ARE THE BEST! FIRM TIGHT LIL BODIES!HE IS LUCKY! GO MILO!

  15. hey #33 !

    That was your dad moron!

  16. Dear SEXYMOM !

    riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.No doubt your obese ass is hotter.dumb bitch.

  17. Michelle

    I love hayden
    So yeah thats all

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