Hayden Panettiere is dating Captain Sissypants

September 24th, 2007 // 68 Comments
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Hayden Panettiere is dating her Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, according to Ok! Magazine:

For weeks now, handsome Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia (now known collectively as “HayLo”), have been sparking rumors of a relationship, with reports of her split from long-time beau Stephen Colletti and the pair’s closeness at various events. One friend of Milo has revealed to OK! that “they’re definitely dating.”

I heard that Milo Ventimiglia is unable to satisfy a woman in bed and randomly kicks puppies. It’s true. I’ve got documents to back it up. Some might say these “documents” are tear-stained napkins with the words “Hayden is mine” written in red crayon. I say, how the hell did you get in my safe-deposit box? I mean, you’re a liar. Seriously, these are official documents and not a handful of napkins from Arby’s.

UPDATE: Milo Ventimiglia has syphilis and shot a nun. I love you, Hayden!

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Comments (68)

  1. jrzmommy | September 24, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    FIRST!

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  2. Joe Testosterone | September 24, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    I must be old cuz I really have no idea who this chick is, other than seeing her on this site

    http://testosterone-zone.com
    Hot babes and Retro video games

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  3. Rod Tidwell | September 24, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    Hayden Panettiere is about as sexy as a soccer mom of 3 and she’s only 18. She’ll probably act like my grandma by 28. Pass.

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  4. Ryan | September 24, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    She’s the next Hollywood underager-turn-of-age-slut-turn-coke-whore-turn-rehab-frequenter

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  5. Ted from LA | September 24, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    Didn’t she used to coach the Iowa Hawkeyes in football?

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  6. Ascil | September 24, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    Frist!! Damn you #1…BAHH!H!HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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  7. kathy | September 24, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    why is she even important? she will be in a drug-induced coma in about 3 years, mark my words. until then….let’s move on to more important things.

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  8. Jimbo | September 24, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    I am just waiting for her to do Playboy

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  9. Jimbo | September 24, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Ted, that won’t work – there are only gays on this blog.

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  10. p0nk | September 24, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    Is this the little girl that just came out of Selma Hayek?

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  11. jrzmommy | September 24, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    WHO???!!

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  12. rebecca | September 24, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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  13. Mandy | September 24, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    It’s ironic, because Jamie Lynn Spears used to be “mini Britney” but now clearly Hayden is – look at those thunder thighs! I guess in the offseason she decided to eat heroically.

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  14. aeuwave | September 24, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    Seriously, who? This girl is not even hot… honestly. She’ll be the next Lohan, though; I can FEEL IT!

    Bring on more Britney.

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  15. Jimbo | September 24, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    @9 troll, we all know your brother only pretended to be gay so he would not have to have sex with you.

    And where is your brother??? Oh Yeah SFU!!!

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  16. FishDude | September 24, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    Don’t worry fish dude. Hayden is saving her virginity for her husband. That means Milo only gets blow jobs and the occasion ride in the poop chute. And you thought this was serious.

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  17. joeypants | September 24, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    She’s VERY average…

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  18. Martina | September 24, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    mmmmmm milo ventimiglia….. YUM!!!!

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  19. miggs | September 24, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    She’s so small, the occasional ride in the poop chute ends up being a blow job.

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  20. Doomhammer | September 24, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    Lord how Id fuck that until my hips popped out of socket…..such sweet little meat

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  21. andreea | September 24, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    @4-ryan: you are right!

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  22. Barry LeFarge | September 24, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    Milo sounds like a dogs name. She can do better.

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  23. nik | September 24, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    this story is breaking the week that the new season premieres. how interesting.

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  24. llllllllll | September 24, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    This chick has enough room on that forhead to start a storage business

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  25. tommy spooger | September 24, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    Ive got something to cover that forehead with, and it aint butterfly kisses

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  26. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | September 24, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    Milo Ventimiglia sounds like a skin condition

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  27. ssdd | September 24, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    Damn! ~ What a HUuuuuge head for that size body.

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  28. Ath Lipth | September 24, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    3. Rod Tidwell – September 24, 2007 1:01 PM

    Hayden Panettiere is about as sexy as a soccer mom of 3 and she’s only 18. She’ll probably act like my grandma by 28. Pass.
    _____________________________________________________________

    Actually, soccer moms of three are pretty damn hot these days. Of course you probably live in one of those ugly chick parts of the country like Central Florida. One visit to a soccer field in Arizona or California will have you packing your bags.

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  29. IWONKY | September 24, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Seems to me she points more toward Jessica Simpson than Brit. Say what you will about her looks, she’s too young for me-but I think she and Jess are both smarter than Brit

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  30. lambman | September 24, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    I hope I’m not the only one 100% skeeved out by this. He’s 30, and she turned 18 like a week ago…also he plays her uncle on TV, its very creepy.

    It was also widely reported the Milo was frequently verbally and emotionally abusive to Alexis Bledel (daughter on Gilmore Girls) over the 2 years they dated. Now he’s dating an 18-year-old? guys like that have issues

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  31. mmmmm...... Roomba.... | September 24, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    mmmmm…… Roomba….

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  32. suk | September 24, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    You ever post something apart from stuff about her? I bet you have that odd surname in your clipboard all the time.
    Shes not even that hot…

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  33. whatever | September 24, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Wait…WHAT?!? If she’s dating Milo Ventimiglia, then what was she doing sucking my cock last night???

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  34. sunsan | September 24, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    hey jrzmommy at #1, thanks for telling us what grade you’re in.

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  35. TS | September 24, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    #1, you have been around a while. Suffice it to say that we have come to expect more out of you than “FIRST!” Act like you’ve been there before. Come on now.

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  36. TS | September 24, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    And white Raybans? Those went out in ’87 and are not back in. Sweet shades. Holy Christ.

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  37. bob | September 24, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    hey 34, um, yeah that is almost as annoying as people saying “first” because it’s soon to be as unoriginal.

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  38. whitegold | September 24, 2007 at 3:00 pm

    #30 – I didn’t realize he was so old. And yeah, 100% agree with you. Creepy…and sounds like he has some issues. Now how am I gonna be able to watch the season premier tonight and not feel all weird about them.

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  39. Tyallie | September 24, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    Dude, seriously? Milo is like twelve years older than Hayden! That’s ridiculous, he should be dating me instead. I’m only ten years younger.

    Stupid Hayden.

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  40. HelloHayden | September 24, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    #33. Hayden learned from her father that the 1st thing u do to when meeting a guy is make his zipper monster calm down. She is very good with wood. About the only man with whom hayden has not had to battle the zipper monster is Tom Cruise. Tom told her it was because he loved his Katie but then Milo walked in and Tom’s zipper monster got ready to attack. Milo asked Hayden why this was happening if she was good with wood and then he remembered it’s that Tom Cruise guy. Milo quickly left the room.

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  41. Liacin | September 24, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    Wait.. She’s 18 and he’s like 30 I think. That is only mildly disturbing and slightly inapropriate…

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  42. Zojmiester | September 24, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    Yea… Liacin. That fucker’s 30 yrs old.

    She’s crazy

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  43. whatever | September 24, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    #36 – at least she’s not wearing fucking solar panels like most other women today. I appreciate a woman who chooses sunglasses with lenses smaller than her face.

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  44. Ren | September 24, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    I think people dont care about ages anymore. Younger women like oldder men just like men like milf’s. Anyway who cares how old you are we all fuck the same.

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  45. PunkA | September 24, 2007 at 5:28 pm

    Bone the cheerleader Bone the World

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  46. Nutty McNutster | September 24, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    She is damn hot. All I really see is haters in here. The next Britney? The next Lohan? What makes you guys experts on who is gonna do drugs and go to rehab? Just because she is 18 and in the last year or so become really famous doesn’t mean she is gonna end up like those coke whores.

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  47. kitty_kat | September 24, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    YAWN!

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  48. remix | September 24, 2007 at 6:30 pm

    snore.

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  49. whatever | September 24, 2007 at 6:30 pm

    I just want to bend this chick over my table and fuck her brains out.

    Just sayin….

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  50. tboned | September 24, 2007 at 7:24 pm

    from his bio in IMDB

    “When he was seven, his two sisters used to dress him up like Madonna!”

    He was issues alright.

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