Hayden Panettiere is dating Captain Sissypants


Hayden Panettiere is dating her Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, according to Ok! Magazine:

For weeks now, handsome Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia (now known collectively as “HayLo”), have been sparking rumors of a relationship, with reports of her split from long-time beau Stephen Colletti and the pair’s closeness at various events. One friend of Milo has revealed to OK! that “they’re definitely dating.”

I heard that Milo Ventimiglia is unable to satisfy a woman in bed and randomly kicks puppies. It’s true. I’ve got documents to back it up. Some might say these “documents” are tear-stained napkins with the words “Hayden is mine” written in red crayon. I say, how the hell did you get in my safe-deposit box? I mean, you’re a liar. Seriously, these are official documents and not a handful of napkins from Arby’s.

UPDATE: Milo Ventimiglia has syphilis and shot a nun. I love you, Hayden!