Hayden Panettiere is a redhead and other news

- Jennifer Aniston is apparently on CNN’s shit-list. [Lainey Gossip]

- Madonna joins the Hope for Haiti Telethon. Presumably to apologize for over-reacting just “a smidge” to their meager sacrifice. [PopEater]

- Mariah Carey’s Breasts: A Diatribe. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- David Beckham and I have similar problems. We should start a support group. [Just Jared]

- Kim Kardashian learns a valuable lesson about cupcake endorsements. [Celebslam]

- Jon Cryer thinks his ex-wife hired a hitman. [The Blemish]

- John Edwards admits he has a love child two years after anyone gives a shit. Noble. [Betty Confidential]

- Pee Wee Herman returns! God, that’s touching. — Poor choice of words. I apologize. [Socialite Life]

- Tiger Woods can’t pretend to heal himself of normal male instincts with all those cameras, you guys. C’mon. [Splash News]

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