I always knew Hayden Panettiere was short, but seeing how tiny she is in the doorway of her car proves she’s a freaking midget. Okay, maybe I’m a tad bitter because she’s officially dating her Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia. But at least now I know I can fit Hayden into a duffel bug. Which is convenient because I’m pretty sure I can fit Milo down an open elevator shaft.
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walter johnson | January 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm
first
walter johnson | January 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm
first
combustion8 | January 8, 2008 at 3:47 pm
theres not one part of her body I wouldnt lick.
paris | January 8, 2008 at 3:48 pm
5th
paris | January 8, 2008 at 3:48 pm
6th
jim | January 8, 2008 at 3:49 pm
That car’s a mini cooper, right?
paris | January 8, 2008 at 3:49 pm
7th
paris | January 8, 2008 at 3:50 pm
1st
8th | January 8, 2008 at 3:51 pm
8th
sportsdvl | January 8, 2008 at 3:51 pm
#1 is so retarded he posted “first” like a dumbass – twice! LOL
Gerald_Tarrant | January 8, 2008 at 3:53 pm
A Porshe Cayenne is 67 in tall (5’7″) so because she is smaller than that she is little?
Milo is just using her for a fun time. Which is cool by me because he’s getting my sloppy seconds. True story.
ZoomBoy | January 8, 2008 at 3:54 pm
That’s a Porsche Cayenne you idiot. = SUV!
Tim's15YearsDeadMother | January 8, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Has anyone here seen Deacon Jones?
ew, not this 11 year old looking thing again | January 8, 2008 at 3:56 pm
3-
pedophile.
from her chubby sausage arms, to her tiny buds, to her big chubby baby head right?
you prob were the one who killed and raped jon benet.
Mike | January 8, 2008 at 3:56 pm
#16
Ted from LA | January 8, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Fish,
“Midget” is politically incorrect. She is a “fucking drarf.” What I wouldn’t give to set my beer on her head and watch some football…
Mike | January 8, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Shit I guess I can’t count, I was #15, anyway #17 now.
big baby | January 8, 2008 at 3:57 pm
11- and because she is 5 foot even and has pre-pubescent body proportions ( large head, stumpy limbs, short neck) that make her look really short when not standing next to anyone.
combustion8 | January 8, 2008 at 3:58 pm
14
jon benet looked to old for me.
Sunflower | January 8, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Her Mom must be best friends with Dina Lohan and Lynn Spears. Any “mom” who would openly let their 18-year old daughter date a 30-year old dude and thinks it’s “cool” has other motives. Gross.
Shep | January 8, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Wow Walter, Your famous now cause you posted First on an internet blog. Q the interview with Larry King.
As for Hayden, its insane that a girl can look that hot wearing her pajamas everyday.
Ted from LA | January 8, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I can’t tell from the photo, is her booster seat black on navy blue?
nice | January 8, 2008 at 4:05 pm
19-
I bet you love your job at the abortion clinic. a lot of fresh young meat for your
“combustions” there i am sure.
Chauncey Gardner | January 8, 2008 at 4:05 pm
She’s little, all right…a little piece of butterscotch poontang, and I’m totally into the fact that she looks underage.
Harry | January 8, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Ugh… an SUV and plastic bags. Hot chick, though.
CircusClown | January 8, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Hayden looks short enough to be the next mini me if an Austin Powers sequel gets made.
combustion8 | January 8, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Mmm abortions, just the word gets me all worked up…. time to go rub one out.
Sam | January 8, 2008 at 4:14 pm
It’s no fun unless you can tie up Dad and make him watch you fuck his little princess. His tears usually start when she has her third and most intense orgasm during anal.
Anonymous | January 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm
It was so nice the past couple of weeks to not have to read about or look at pictures of this no-talent. Ah, the memories…….
Guy | January 8, 2008 at 4:16 pm
This wholestory plus comments fails…
Auntie Kryst | January 8, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Is all the Enfamil in the bags for her?
FRIST!!! | January 8, 2008 at 4:17 pm
All you who posted numbers…who cares, your comment will be rearranged anyway, and maybe if you are lucky you will end up in the spot you claim to be in!
FakePeopleSuck | January 8, 2008 at 4:22 pm
What’s a “duffel bug” ?
DORK!!!
Conscience Found | January 8, 2008 at 4:26 pm
this girl is about to do a JLH.
dephs | January 8, 2008 at 4:27 pm
i luff her.
yeaaa | January 8, 2008 at 4:30 pm
She needs bigger tits, but I’d still fuck the shit out of her.
haroof | January 8, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Cute, not sexy hot.
She’s just too short.
D. Richards (Meaningless.) | January 8, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I believe these people (midgets) prefer to be called ‘little people’.
Hayden should never be allowed to run. You remember that photo of her running on the beach with that older guy? Her dad or some bullshit.
Yeah? Then you’ll remember the grimace that said run put Hayden’s ass under; I’ve never seen an buttochs make such a downtrodden look. It was if the tiny little end was being torn asunder. Those poor retarded cheeks.
commish | January 8, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I wonder how many Hayden’s would fit in Lindsay’s clown car, er vagina?
Truth | January 8, 2008 at 4:42 pm
If you got into her pants and saw only the beginnings of pubic hair, then her size would be wooderful. But once she became legal she became boring. Erogenous zones the size of postage stamps are no fun.
Guy | January 8, 2008 at 4:50 pm
i guess this is why you love her so much superfish, because next to her your cock would look average and not tiny.
Ript1&0 | January 8, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Looks like Baby Veal’s been hitting the ‘roids a little, huh?
D. Richards | January 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Ript! Check out my last entry at the Dr. Phil post.
steve | January 8, 2008 at 5:21 pm
She must go rabbit pellets.
Snarf | January 8, 2008 at 5:36 pm
FIRST!
bigbadvoodoodaddy | January 8, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I want to put it in her butt! I wonder if she’s into ass to mouth?
Nicole | January 8, 2008 at 6:42 pm
That looks oddly like Ensure in those bags. Visiting an old folk’s home or eating disorder?
Joe | January 8, 2008 at 7:01 pm
God, her head is ENORMOUS compared to her body size and stumpy limbs. Totally out of proportion body. Looks just like a 12 year old boy. Sorry guys.
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Ript1&0 | January 8, 2008 at 8:50 pm
DR! Check out your inbox.
Heehee.