Hayden Panettiere is a cheerleader again

September 3rd, 2009 // 47 Comments

Hayden Panettiere was filming the new season of Heroes yesterday in Los Angeles, and the cheerleading outfit just isn’t doing it for me anymore. Maybe it’s because she’s not 17 I’ve matured as a person with deep, sensitive thoughts. Or Hayden’s ass was always a CGI illusion designed to fool unsuspecting schlubs into falling in love with her. Ha! What a bunch of idiots. — Wait.

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  1. ttboy

    First

  2. bray

    You forgot to close a tag!

  3. clax

    AAAAHHHH EVERYTHING IS CROSSED OUT

  4. Karina

    good job closing the strikeout tag, super

  5. Nathan

    Close the strikethrough tag!

  6. iiiiiiiiwl

    waaaaaaay too broad shoulders
    waaaaaay too fat cheasted
    waaaaay too short of a neck

    terrible body, sorry gal

  7. Ivana

    She is going the way of all cheerleaders, short and fat at 20. Go Team!

  8. KIKI

    They wear t-shirt for cheer uniforms now? Much better than the wool vests that we had to wear!

  9. Laura

    She is Hot Hot Hot!!

  10. gil

    she has a goofy head.

    I’ve never really been into her. She is disproportionate like a midget.

  11. gil

    she looks like a damn linebacker not a cheerleader in that outfit?

    what are you looking at #9?

  12. Josh

    Would still smash.

  13. Google this

    Miss Piggy has the back fats already.

  14. ha

    I’m sure she really cares what a bunch of losers on the internet think of her body since she had sex with one of the hottest guys in the universe (Milo Ventimiglia) for a year or something.

  15. Google this

    16. I’m sure she really cares what a bunch of losers on the internet think of her body since she had sex with one of the hottest guys in the universe (Milo Ventimiglia) for a year or something.

    Was he on That 70′s show?

  16. If midgets gave me boners, I would be in heaven.

  17. ha

    @17

    No, that’s Wilmer Valderama, and he seems like a douche. Milo Ventimiglia is on Heroes.

  18. Tina Lee

    Cheerleaders always have this stumpy build, so I think it is good casting.

  19. Gary

    She was so much hotter when she was still jailbait

  20. Apes in the White House

    I hear she has a really stinky coochie because her fat thighs rub together, and create a sealed vaccuum that forces ass air, dingleberries, and sweat into her cockslot and it reeks like dirty socks that someone wiped their ass with then pee’d on it….disgusting little troll she is…

  21. Nasty

    That is nasty, just like your name. You are a turd.

  22. herbiefrog

    #17 …actually he woz on gilmore girls with alexis [hi r o r y ] luckily he never got his leg over with rory [[[let's not mention alexis : )) ]]]

  23. ha

    @26

    Well that too, and yea personally I think Alexis Bledel was a better catch than Hayden Panettiere, but whatever.

  24. Big Mofo

    …so, it’s obvious to me that someone, who writes for this site, is into midget porn.

  25. Pig nose & Monkey Lips

    Most Obumma supporters are disgusting little retarded trolls.

  26. anonymous

    i can’t stand her! her body couldn’t be more out of proportion! ugh!!

  27. Sore loser

    25. Most George W lovers are ingnorant war lovin’ hillbillies.

  28. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Seriously, they have to kill the idea that she is still a cheerleader. The show is going downhill faster than she can do tumbles.

  29. Hobbit-like girl with a mediocre face, doughy arms, and almost zero tits. I can honestly see no reason why anyone wouldn’t find her attractive.

  30. love the hobbits..

    Pretty face, flat stomach, short but fit. Larger boobs would be better but she looks like a tight little package, and not oddly shaped at all. Take a look in the mirror before commenting people.

  31. Melissa

    Awww… they gave her some boobies for the show.

  32. Nameless

    Looks hot to me! Some of you gays should just stick to defending how hot Angelina looks even though she’s lost it a couple years ago.

  33. izzo

    Stumpy love

  34. izzo

    Stumpy love

  35. Rico Suave

    This is Lisa Kudrow after 10 hours in a sauna…

  36. Yeah

    That is one severely unsexy cheerleader outfit.

  37. farty mcshitface

    hayden is ok but not great. however this is a flashback scene because the girl on the left side in pictures 4 & 5 is danielle savre who played jackie wilcox- the unfortunate super-mega-ultrababe who got killed by the creep sylar.
    hayden ain’t shit compared to danielle but then again no one is with the possible exception to amy robach.
    they should just forget the rest of the show and stay in the era before jackie was killed by sylar and focus on danielles character, that would be much better!!!!

  38. blablabla

    a cheerleader midget ! wow …

  39. blablabla

    a cheerleader midget ! wow …

  40. Nero

    Where’s she? *looks all the way down* Oh there’s she?!

  41. Rhialto

    I bet she’s the cheerleader who get thrown in the air all the time.

  42. Jimboooo!

    Would. That is all.

  43. she is great and also hot..

  44. Ajsqqq

    I’m starting to suspect that not many of the commenters here know what real women look like. They have a nice shape that doesn’t resemble a twig. Hayden has that, sadly she’s stuck on a horrible show.

  45. She is my favourite. she is quickly climbing the list. hot stuff baby. cute little tight bod and button face. god, i like

  46. I’m sure she really cares what a bunch of losers on the internet think of her body since she had sex with one of the hottest guys in the universe (Milo Ventimiglia) for a year or something.

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