Hayden Panettiere in Swedish Elle and other news

November 4th, 2009 // 59 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow flirts with death by skipping a Madonna-sanctioned function. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chantelle Houghton is important. Trust me. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are apparently into freaky shit. [Just Jared]

- Joanna Krupa defends Playboy. [PopEater]

- Hugh Jackman has a dire penis emergency. [Celebslam]

- Natalie Portman does V Magazine which sadly does not include lizard people. [PopSugar]

- Heidi Klum will host – but not walk – at this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. [The Blemish]

- Josh Duhamel is fucking everyone! [Socialite Life]

Photos: Elle

  1. Something about her isn’t sexy. More like cunty, but definitely not sexy.

  2. See Alice

    might that pose attract flies ?

  3. yum

    mmm…sit back just like that and ill eat your box for 4 hours straight

  4. Midget Fucker

    Maybe it’s because I am neither an angry closeted gay dude or an angry fat chick, but I like that first picture; I would bang that midget silly; I like a good spinner.

  5. kels

    she looks dykish in the first pic. don’t see what the fuss is about her. you can be attractive and petite but to me she’s always had a weird body shape.

  6. Tanzarian

    Airin’ out the box.

  7. Pound that midget

    Slide her ass out to the edge of the cushion and put her legs on your shoulders. Give the hoe what she wants.

  8. John Galt

    Christ, you would have thought they’d airbrush her splotchy fucking thighs.

  9. Andy

    What’s up with the miller high life?

  10. richard

    #1, agreed. Also the pictures require a scale for point of reference. Maybe a regular sized human being.

  11. Pete O'file

    This dude isn’t the least bit attractive

  12. kingofbeer

    Ok…. I got a chubby from that set… Let’s end the day with a BANG!

  13. Wow

    Seriously, what is wrong with you people?

  14. dk


    I have a weird fascination with fucking her in the ass but those varicose veins have ruined all the fucking fantasy. Thanks Fish for the expose, I knew that bitch was trash.

  15. Me dont like midgets… wait a min!!!

  16. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Must of been some stench while they were shooting the first pic.

  17. vettmann

    I think I see Testicles

  18. Dude of Dudes

    #8 You are obviously a literary master. I look forward to more of your riveting and provocative tales. Hold on, let me get the Jergens.

  19. Tad Bit Tipsy

    The only thing I’d hit here is that High Life.

  20. Sport

    Isnt she under 21?
    Nice beer in the pic.

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  22. puhleez

    The vagina is ajar.

  23. Truth Doctor

    $100 says just after the photo, a bunch of smurfs wandered out, blinded by the light

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  30. EK

    Oh, sport… Most other countries don’t have their panties in a twist about alcohol like we do. Even in most of Canada the drinking age is 19.

  31. Anya

    mmmm…..that first pic just makes me wanna lift that leg over my shoulder and lick her
    you know she’s wicked hot don’t deny it

  32. Anya you les?

    I’m guessing your a 13 year old boy using a female name, thinking it is hot. Nope you ish wrong.

  33. WOW! she looks really gorgeous, Looks like she’s airing out the box.

  34. Oh Yes, Open your legs baby!

  35. lola

    Real men love short girls. I am the same height and everyone thinks I AM HOT! :) No, I don’t like this little bitch, but don’t trash her for being a “midget”

  36. Rex

    I am always amazed at how picky the guy here are. I would tell my female friends that the only reason girls wear make up is so that other woman donn’t make fun of them. What really notices eye liner, then I started coming here and you guy act like snobby rich girls. Oh look at her veins, she should have her fat thighs airbrushed, I would not do her. I would love to see the girls you really date. They must have fallen from heaven.

  37. Turd the third

    This chick has a HUGE dyke following…these picts will no doubt get all of them diddling, might even wear out a few vibrators and definately some sets of batteries.

  38. say good night to the Rough guy!

    *rubbing eyes* Hayden got a B cup, chewable thighs? who do I think for this? Regardless, Id pray em like the YANKEE locker room celebration last night….

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  40. John Galt

    My comment about the magazine not airbrushing her thighs was more of an indictment of the magazine than of her. No woman is perfect, but we have come to expect perfect representations of imperfect women.

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  42. hm

    the thing that annoys me the most is that those shoes are too big for her

  43. man of taste

    Midget with big ridiculous shoes. Give me a real tall woman with real long legs… yum.

  44. She’s not bad, the pose is a bit trashy.

  45. Mama Pinkus

    she looks like a little girl playing dressup

  46. kelly

    I definitely think its mainly the shoes that are bugging me. She doesn’t look bad, but the shoes make her look like she’s 5 playing dress up in her mom’s clothes.

  47. Lame

    She is so fcking HOOOOTTTT !

  48. jubjub

    Heels, cheep beer, and a trashy pose; what’s not to like? I don’t care if she is a midget; that first picture makes my wiener very happy.

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