- Gwyneth Paltrow flirts with death by skipping a Madonna-sanctioned function. [Lainey Gossip]
- Chantelle Houghton is important. Trust me. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are apparently into freaky shit. [Just Jared]
- Joanna Krupa defends Playboy. [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman has a dire penis emergency. [Celebslam]
- Natalie Portman does V Magazine which sadly does not include lizard people. [PopSugar]
- Heidi Klum will host – but not walk – at this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. [The Blemish]
- Josh Duhamel is fucking everyone! [Socialite Life]
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http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 4, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Something about her isn’t sexy. More like cunty, but definitely not sexy.
See Alice | November 4, 2009 at 5:05 pm
might that pose attract flies ?
blue hosting | November 4, 2009 at 5:07 pm
God thats sexy.
yum | November 4, 2009 at 5:11 pm
mmm…sit back just like that and ill eat your box for 4 hours straight
Midget Fucker | November 4, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Maybe it’s because I am neither an angry closeted gay dude or an angry fat chick, but I like that first picture; I would bang that midget silly; I like a good spinner.
kels | November 4, 2009 at 5:17 pm
she looks dykish in the first pic. don’t see what the fuss is about her. you can be attractive and petite but to me she’s always had a weird body shape.
Tanzarian | November 4, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Airin’ out the box.
Pound that midget | November 4, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Slide her ass out to the edge of the cushion and put her legs on your shoulders. Give the hoe what she wants.
John Galt | November 4, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Christ, you would have thought they’d airbrush her splotchy fucking thighs.
Andy | November 4, 2009 at 5:52 pm
What’s up with the miller high life?
richard | November 4, 2009 at 6:09 pm
#1, agreed. Also the pictures require a scale for point of reference. Maybe a regular sized human being.
Pete O'file | November 4, 2009 at 6:19 pm
This dude isn’t the least bit attractive
kingofbeer | November 4, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Ok…. I got a chubby from that set… Let’s end the day with a BANG!
Wow | November 4, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Seriously, what is wrong with you people?
dk | November 4, 2009 at 6:44 pm
@9 YOUR SO RIGHT…
I have a weird fascination with fucking her in the ass but those varicose veins have ruined all the fucking fantasy. Thanks Fish for the expose, I knew that bitch was trash.
drewjewaw | November 4, 2009 at 6:57 pm
I want her.
Mane | November 4, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Me dont like midgets… wait a min!!!
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | November 4, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Must of been some stench while they were shooting the first pic.
vettmann | November 4, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I think I see Testicles
Dude of Dudes | November 4, 2009 at 7:21 pm
#8 You are obviously a literary master. I look forward to more of your riveting and provocative tales. Hold on, let me get the Jergens.
Tad Bit Tipsy | November 4, 2009 at 7:25 pm
The only thing I’d hit here is that High Life.
Sport | November 4, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Isnt she under 21?
Nice beer in the pic.
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puhleez | November 4, 2009 at 8:34 pm
The vagina is ajar.
Truth Doctor | November 4, 2009 at 8:48 pm
$100 says just after the photo, a bunch of smurfs wandered out, blinded by the light
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Brüno | November 4, 2009 at 9:21 pm
ish oust!
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EK | November 4, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Oh, sport… Most other countries don’t have their panties in a twist about alcohol like we do. Even in most of Canada the drinking age is 19.
Anya | November 4, 2009 at 9:32 pm
mmmm…..that first pic just makes me wanna lift that leg over my shoulder and lick her
you know she’s wicked hot don’t deny it
Brüno | November 4, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Anya you les?
I’m guessing your a 13 year old boy using a female name, thinking it is hot. Nope you ish wrong.
Camera Bags | November 4, 2009 at 9:45 pm
WOW! she looks really gorgeous, Looks like she’s airing out the box.
Jack | November 4, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Oh Yes, Open your legs baby!
lola | November 4, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Real men love short girls. I am the same height and everyone thinks I AM HOT! :) No, I don’t like this little bitch, but don’t trash her for being a “midget”
Rex | November 4, 2009 at 10:36 pm
I am always amazed at how picky the guy here are. I would tell my female friends that the only reason girls wear make up is so that other woman donn’t make fun of them. What really notices eye liner, then I started coming here and you guy act like snobby rich girls. Oh look at her veins, she should have her fat thighs airbrushed, I would not do her. I would love to see the girls you really date. They must have fallen from heaven.
Turd the third | November 4, 2009 at 10:45 pm
This chick has a HUGE dyke following…these picts will no doubt get all of them diddling, might even wear out a few vibrators and definately some sets of batteries.
say good night to the Rough guy! | November 5, 2009 at 7:46 am
*rubbing eyes* Hayden got a B cup, chewable thighs? who do I think for this? Regardless, Id pray em like the YANKEE locker room celebration last night….
say good night to the Rough guy! | November 5, 2009 at 7:50 am
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John Galt | November 5, 2009 at 7:59 am
My comment about the magazine not airbrushing her thighs was more of an indictment of the magazine than of her. No woman is perfect, but we have come to expect perfect representations of imperfect women.
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hm | November 5, 2009 at 8:38 am
the thing that annoys me the most is that those shoes are too big for her
man of taste | November 5, 2009 at 8:58 am
Midget with big ridiculous shoes. Give me a real tall woman with real long legs… yum.
blast off | November 5, 2009 at 11:13 am
She’s not bad, the pose is a bit trashy.
Mama Pinkus | November 5, 2009 at 11:22 am
she looks like a little girl playing dressup
kelly | November 5, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I definitely think its mainly the shoes that are bugging me. She doesn’t look bad, but the shoes make her look like she’s 5 playing dress up in her mom’s clothes.
Lame | November 5, 2009 at 1:57 pm
She is so fcking HOOOOTTTT !
jubjub | November 5, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Heels, cheep beer, and a trashy pose; what’s not to like? I don’t care if she is a midget; that first picture makes my wiener very happy.