Hayden Panettiere went to the beach in Malibu yesterday where she ran around showing off her tiny midget abs and tiny midget cellulite which leaves me convinced sex with her has to be exactly like banging a roll of Pillsbury biscuits.
*speeds to grocery store* Please don’t be out of cinnamon…
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bar room hero | June 7, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I love petites.
- | July 29, 2010 at 6:39 am
=D
andy7171 | June 7, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Wow. Almost word for word from Don Chavez.
Not sure where all this cellulite you guys are seeing. I’m guessing you’ve never actually been to a beach or pool.
Sweden | June 7, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Can’t stand her, but bless her for running around with the cellulite hanging out. Real women aren’t photoshopped.
gogo | June 7, 2010 at 1:49 pm
me no like
gogo | June 7, 2010 at 1:51 pm
children can’t have cellulitis, it’s photoshopped
Chester | June 7, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Now I’m a little confused. The last few months she hasn’t looked that great but here she looks amazing, I’d think even Fish would realize that.
Matt-Zilla | June 7, 2010 at 1:55 pm
shes such a lil cutie, but I’d still like to rim her all night
Andrea | June 7, 2010 at 1:55 pm
She has a classic case of midget girl cellulite. Once you get to 5′ 3″ or so, or smaller, it’s inevitable. Along with the voice. And the wrestler’s upper body. She’s lucky fetishes exist.
jstuddle | June 7, 2010 at 1:56 pm
How gay must you be to think she is not hot?
- | July 29, 2010 at 6:40 am
HA. Total agree.
He should fuck the hell off, with the idiot comments about Hayden all the time. She’s amazing.
WhiskeyDust | June 7, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Hello, Kitty………..
*** purrrrrrrrrr ***
Richport's Ghost | June 7, 2010 at 1:58 pm
How the fuck does a chain-smoking 20-year old without a real job not stay in tip top shape?
For fuck’s sake, all this bitch has to do is suck on her cancer sticks, eat right and work out all day, what the fuck else does she have to do.
What a piece of shit loser. Her ass fat looks like an undercooked cheese pizza.
Richport's Ghost | June 7, 2010 at 2:00 pm
And don’t even get me started on that fucking round moonlike face.
Cash | June 7, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Huh, guess she didn’t get fake tits after all. No worries, I’d still bang that tight little package like a drum in a marathon marching band.
DusckTILDawn | June 7, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Does she have a dent in her boob or is it just me?
Jen | June 7, 2010 at 2:08 pm
her body is bangin….the coke whore in the post below this one…not so much.
Stephen Hawking | June 7, 2010 at 2:08 pm
MMMMMmmmmm..Hello Titties!
Parker | June 7, 2010 at 2:15 pm
ok I am a little ashamed of myself but I still want to have anal sex with her.
Deacon Jones | June 7, 2010 at 2:16 pm
“I must break you”
Priscilla | June 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm
She looks like a normal human being…..why is everyone throwing around such mean comments? What for? What does it do? All this website does is degrade people.
Denise | July 29, 2010 at 6:42 am
I know right? :/ They have sick little minds…
I think Hayden is wonderful.
Icu | June 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Pilsbury dough!
Hit a homerun with that one!
Lolocaust | June 7, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Do want.
Will pay.
HackSaw | June 7, 2010 at 2:29 pm
I’d hit it.
Tim the enchanter | June 7, 2010 at 2:29 pm
I’d let that little fidget do chin-ups on my tallywacker
FromBehind | June 7, 2010 at 2:36 pm
spinner
Skineez | June 7, 2010 at 2:40 pm
just like Sandra said last night “Everyone has cellulite!” Hayden is adorable! Leave the poor girl alone! She’s running on the beach — of course it only appears like she has cellulite!
Armando | June 7, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Gotta love the spinner – in her. Would it be wrong to dress her in a catholic skool uniform with knee high socks, penny loafers?
Randal's Rectum | June 7, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Attentention, attention all you haters. Hayden, that spunky little ball of glitz and glaumour, is here to stay, and I personally look forward to her many Oscar worthy movie roles in the near future.
Remember folks, for every finger pointed at someone else, there are three pointed back at you.
Randal’s Rectum
bobby digital | June 7, 2010 at 3:04 pm
that boys is perfection
Mr Muggles | June 7, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Hello…Titty?
A. | June 7, 2010 at 3:25 pm
25: I most certainly don’t have cellulite, you dumb bitch.
Also: Is that tattoo STILL NOT FIXED?
Champ | June 7, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Used to think she was kinda hot, but she tries SO DAMN HARD the last few years to be ‘grown up’ and relevant. No longer makes my sundial point North.
aaaa | June 7, 2010 at 4:33 pm
she has hardly any cellulite ! but she has a HUGE head
Mitchie | June 7, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I think she looks beautiful. She’s gorgeous and has a great body.
Dr McNasty | June 7, 2010 at 4:48 pm
I’d definitely say Hello to her Kitty, then fuck it for ten hours straight. And then cum all over her cellulite.
ShortBussSpecial | June 7, 2010 at 5:33 pm
@27, not me! I point with all my fingers. Even throw the thumb sometimes. Now back to what I was doing… wait i forgot, is that jazz hands or me pointing. Oh well look at those five people.
Kyla | June 7, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Why is everyone hating on cellulite so much!?! She hardly has any and she looks amazing! Any guy would “hit that,” cellulite or not… I’m actually so impressed by how good she looks, i mean shit, thats the body I want!
Lizzy | June 7, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Anyone who doesn’t think she looks great is a fucking idiot. Her body looks awesome and fit. Fuck the hater she may have her annoying moments but I’ve it up girl looks good.
Jenny | June 7, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Midget porn?
Clanman | June 7, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Is that a shit stain? Oh wait, thats just Fishy. Nevermind, move along, nothing to smell here.
eric | June 7, 2010 at 6:13 pm
I have no problem at all fucking a hot midget.
ROUGH is never having to say you're sorry! | June 7, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Erm, no Hayden the echo is not from the ocean sweety…*raises fist* DAMN YOU KLITCHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mancuso | June 7, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Shut that kid up about ‘em dol-phins and tellim that’s a gal’s swamming suit he’s wearing.
Gweb | June 7, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Hello Kitty Titty!
Darth | June 7, 2010 at 7:10 pm
I’ve seen a lot of cameltoes but from these angles are giving it whole new dimensions.
goo | June 7, 2010 at 7:13 pm
She’s ugly, and her body is not the greatest, but I’d still push her feces with my c0ck, and I would lick her anus after an anal creampie. Because that’s how nasty I am.
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bimbamboing | June 7, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Stumpy arms and legs but giant cameltoe at the backside.
Linds | June 7, 2010 at 7:19 pm
i dont really think that she is super hot or even has a great body
but to the person who said she should be working out 24/7 and therefore not have cellulite…you can’t exercise it away. its hereditary. there really isnt any way to get rid of it.
im surprised she has it so young tho.
Yoda Mann | June 7, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Nice Hello Titty Bikini
Jack Mehoff | June 7, 2010 at 7:48 pm
I would suck all of her cottage cheese from her ass.