Hayden Panettiere In A Bikini

June 7th, 2010 // 114 Comments

Hayden Panettiere went to the beach in Malibu yesterday where she ran around showing off her tiny midget abs and tiny midget cellulite which leaves me convinced sex with her has to be exactly like banging a roll of Pillsbury biscuits.

*speeds to grocery store* Please don’t be out of cinnamon…

Photos: Ramey
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  1. ShortBussSpecial

    @27, not me! I point with all my fingers. Even throw the thumb sometimes. Now back to what I was doing… wait i forgot, is that jazz hands or me pointing. Oh well look at those five people.

  2. Kyla

    Why is everyone hating on cellulite so much!?! She hardly has any and she looks amazing! Any guy would “hit that,” cellulite or not… I’m actually so impressed by how good she looks, i mean shit, thats the body I want!

  3. Lizzy

    Anyone who doesn’t think she looks great is a fucking idiot. Her body looks awesome and fit. Fuck the hater she may have her annoying moments but I’ve it up girl looks good.

  4. Jenny

    Midget porn?

  5. Clanman

    Is that a shit stain? Oh wait, thats just Fishy. Nevermind, move along, nothing to smell here.

  6. eric

    I have no problem at all fucking a hot midget.

  7. ROUGH is never having to say you're sorry!

    Erm, no Hayden the echo is not from the ocean sweety…*raises fist* DAMN YOU KLITCHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. mancuso

    Shut that kid up about ‘em dol-phins and tellim that’s a gal’s swamming suit he’s wearing.

  9. Gweb

    Hello Kitty Titty!

  10. Darth

    I’ve seen a lot of cameltoes but from these angles are giving it whole new dimensions.

  11. goo

    She’s ugly, and her body is not the greatest, but I’d still push her feces with my c0ck, and I would lick her anus after an anal creampie. Because that’s how nasty I am.

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  13. bimbamboing

    Stumpy arms and legs but giant cameltoe at the backside.

  14. Linds

    i dont really think that she is super hot or even has a great body

    but to the person who said she should be working out 24/7 and therefore not have cellulite…you can’t exercise it away. its hereditary. there really isnt any way to get rid of it.

    im surprised she has it so young tho.

  15. Yoda Mann

    Nice Hello Titty Bikini

  16. Jack Mehoff

    I would suck all of her cottage cheese from her ass.

  17. Hefe

    Damn that chick is always in the gym & she still has cellulite??

  18. aimee

    Attention morons who say she’s “out of shape”: You don’t have to BE fat to HAVE fat. And that’s what cellulite is. EVERYONE (unless you are emaciated, malnourished, anorexic, etc.) has some subcutaneous fat under their skin and how it is contained in connective tissue, especially in women, can create cellulite. She’s obviously in shape, look at her abs, thighs, etc. Just because you think she’s unattractive (a fair assessment) doesn’t mean she’s not fit. Learn some logic.

  19. pete

    Mischa Barton cellulite in 5 years.

  20. icu

    I’d poon her, and I never thought she was much to look at.
    I’ve pooned better and I’ve pooned worse.
    But yeah, midget body, big head or what ever other insults are hurled her way, I’d still poon her and be proud of it.

  21. Bad lighting is no womens friend…

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  23. David

    Actually 5’3” according to statistics is an average height for girls.. :S

  24. Dr. John "Always at Your Cervix!"

    @31. Champ…”she tries SO DAMN HARD the last few years to be ‘grown up’ and relevant.”

    OF COURSE she tries to be “grown up,” you moron. Until last summer she was still a teenager. Trying to be grown up is part of her job description. You’ll see as soon as you grow into your late teens.

    I think she’s cuter than a litter of calico kittens and I’m jealous of Wladamir Klitschko, who probably puts his cock in soft and listens to her bones crack as it gets hard!

  25. raging boner

    this girl is so dull. I bet her favorite music is Dave Matthews Band.

  26. killingthefantasy

    sorry dudes
    girls start getting cellulite as early as 18 and it has little – nothing to do with working out or eating habits.

  27. Jay

    Protect the Cheerleader!!!

  28. LBees

    She looks awesome, and I’d definitely tap that.

    That’s all.

  29. rocky

    Whatever, i’d poke her with my schlong and then let the dude staring back at me from the webpage plunk a few quarters

  30. Nameless

    Meh…looks like a boy in a bikini.

  31. #8, you are an idiot. I’m 5’1″, have a small amount of cellulite, do not have a little voice and definitely have a womanly upper half. It doesn’t take a fetish for someone to appreciate a PETITE woman. I realize that’s a hard concept for a Neanderthal woman like yourself to accept. Off yourself, skank =)

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  34. Rex Kramer-Danger Seeker

    I thought she had a boob job. She should ask for her money back.

  35. bksat

    She has a good body but she is not pretty, cute or hot. There are better looking girls working at the bank down the street. Her hype was all centered around her age and I really don’t hear much about her any more. She seems like a really annoying bitch also.

  36. myheroes

    I don’t have time to read all these comments since I am BEATING MY COCK RAW!!!!!!

  37. captain america

    sorry but PAEDOPHILIA rules with her………………

  38. David

    @Andy, Im really curious; are being serious? Where do you live that this does not count as cellulite? Do you live in New Jersey?

  39. Crack

    Why bother taking pictures of her ass? Not like she has one.

  40. I just want to say she looking gorgeous in bikini and bra,.

  41. Matrim

    Hmm… I was never all that into Panettiere, but these pictures have forced me to reevaluate my position. Upon further review I have determined that I would have the sex with this woman given the opportunity. Please amend your dossiers accordingly.

  42. Spungehead

    Yet another dingfritz that insists on uglying up a pretty nice canvas with bathroom wall style tat grafitti. Maybe a “Kilroy Was Here” trampstamp next???

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