Hayden Panettiere in a bikini

January 3rd, 2010 // 217 Comments

Did I say Monday? I’m a goddamn liar.

Because apparently ignoring the basic laws of physics is this year’s Twitter, here’s Hayden Panettiere with her latest gravy train, Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, celebrating the New Year in Miami, and these pics could easily pass for a giant receiving his offering of a young, virginal girl so he won’t trample the harvest. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not calling Wladimir a child-fucker or anything because he’d punched me into dust. I’m just saying Hayden could use his armpits for a hammock which, in hindsight, doesn’t make this any less creepy. “Me love so much, Hayden. Me pet hair gently. Me no hur- *snap* – CHEESE IT!”


  1. , vibram running shoes, vibram five finger shoes, vibram sale, vibram shoe, vibram toe shoes,

  2. Miss 58 what the fuck are you talking about? Your English is very poor dear. Your sentence make no senses. Dumb Russian cunt. Go back to Siberia to your family of ugly asian Innuit or whatever you call those things over there.
    Schweinstrudel is German anyway you ignorant twat! Don’t communists have any creativity at all?

  3. It’s quite interesting.I will look around for more such post.Thanks for sharing.

  4. I Will have to come back again when my class load lets up – however I am taking your RSS feed so I can read your site offline. Thanks.

  5. It’s quite interesting.I will look around for more such post.Thanks for sharing.

  6. I Will have to come back again when my class load lets up – however I am taking your RSS feed so I

    can read your site offline. Thanks.

  7. it is really hot

  8. thank you for sharing!!

  9. Will have to come back again when my class load lets up – however I am taking your RSS feed so I

    can read your site offline. Thanks.

  10. Will have to come back again when my class load lets up – however I am taking your RSS feed so I

    can read your site offline. Thanks.

  11. Will have to come back again when my class load lets up – however I am taking your RSS feed so I

    can read your site offline. Thanks.

  12. Good reviews and people’s pointS.

  13. Will have to come back again when my class load lets up – however I am taking your RSS feed so I can read your site offline. Thanks.

  14. Good reviews and people’s pointS.

  15. kj

    i would sped her legs

Leave A Comment