Did I say Monday? I’m a goddamn liar.
Because apparently ignoring the basic laws of physics is this year’s Twitter, here’s Hayden Panettiere with her latest gravy train, Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, celebrating the New Year in Miami, and these pics could easily pass for a giant receiving his offering of a young, virginal girl so he won’t trample the harvest. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not calling Wladimir a child-fucker or anything because he’d punched me into dust. I’m just saying Hayden could use his armpits for a hammock which, in hindsight, doesn’t make this any less creepy. “Me love so much, Hayden. Me pet hair gently. Me no hur- *snap* – CHEESE IT!”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Fuck first!
Fuck First!!!
I wonder if he say’s “now I must break you” before he taps that midget ass
Celulitis…. por todo lo demas yo si me la atoro
pic #8 – are those bruises down her thigh? I guess if you’re fucking a giant…
Whoa. I cannot even… fathom this. My world has shattered into a million confused pieces.
Would tyson be able to hit it if he was still heavy weight champ?
welcome back… and wow hayden…
I would have to say NO to Ben’s stupid question. Tyson was (he is as good as dead now) one ugly brute. A coward that would recieve a major pummeling at Vitali’s hands. It would be laughable as Tyson never had a game other than try to just apishly knock another man out. Worst boxer ever. And a rapist thug with a child’s mind and terrible teeth. And a retarded tatoo. And debt.
He’ll use her like a Pez dispenser. I don’t even know what that means, but I bet it’s bad-ass.
Anyone else think she was hotter in Remember the Titans?
Hayden Panettiere, looks very gorgeous in a bikini, she has a beautiful body structure. I don’t think they are bruises in pic #8, rather they can be a birth mark sign:)
fuck fourth lol
I’m not normally the type to say this… but it looks like Hayden was eating well over the holidays.
But of course, she’s still gorgeous. I’d club a baby seal just to see her topless.
Is it just me or do her boobs seem boobier in that first picture?
Fish, your “big, dumb Russian” has a PhD and speaks four languages. I wish I was that dumb.
Lol anyone who says Tyson wasn’t a great boxer is an idiot
She looks 14. He must like them to look illegal but not actually be illegal so he can take care of his perversion while staying out of jail.
she looks like a little child next to him… pick on someone your on size will ya
Those bruises in pic 8 are from pushing/holding her legs up toward her head as he was driving it in deep. Good body but annoying. Hit it as long as he can stand to put up with her. Or until she takes off from the helicopter spins and doesn’t return to earth.
i would destroy her…anyday
He’s got a PhD in sports science from Kiev U. He speaks heavily accented English. She’s a short, dumpy, bad actress with no education. I’m sure they have scintillating convos all the time.
who and who?
That’s funk right there. She’s got a PhD in knob gobbling.
Too weird for werds.
welp, she’s had a boob job. its not too bad. but i am sorry to say those ‘bruises’ are cellulite. and sorry to say her face has always looked like an ant-eater’s face.
She looks really awesome in that pink bikini. Hayden Panettiere has got so sexy figure and flat stomach which is giving her a sexy look. Truly hot she is!
really good post here
Just because he has a PhD means nothing, especially not in Ukraine. Not trying to knock foreign education, but (as someone from Eastern Europe) everyone and their mom has a double masters/PhD over there. There really isn’t a bachelors degree there, its just a masters. Plus, its Ukraine- bribe your professors and its an easy A.
:)
Just because he has a PhD means nothing, especially not in Ukraine. Not trying to knock foreign education, but (as someone from Eastern Europe) everyone and their mom has a double masters/PhD over there. There really isn’t a bachelors degree there, its just a masters. Plus, its Ukraine- bribe your professors and its an easy A.
:)
Just because he has a PhD means nothing, especially not in Ukraine. Not trying to knock foreign education, but (as someone from Eastern Europe) everyone and their mom has a double masters/PhD over there. There really isn’t a bachelors degree there, its just a masters. Plus, its Ukraine- bribe your professors and its an easy A.
:)
Just because he has a PhD means nothing, especially not in Ukraine. Not trying to knock foreign education, but (as someone from Eastern Europe) everyone and their mom has a double masters/PhD over there. There really isn’t a bachelors degree there, its just a masters. Plus, its Ukraine- bribe your professors and its an easy A.
:)
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Oh for the love of Buddha what I would do to that poor girl. It would be the best 4-7 seconds of her life.
Seriously? That hulking, wide-nosed, butt ugly (and by the looks of it, a lot older) Russian is her “boyfriend”? I didn’t know she was that desperate!
So many obvious sex jokes on this situation! He is 41 inch higher, that is like … a lot! When he puts her on his penis she probably looks like a ventriloquist doll, and he can move her arms and open her mouth with his cock!
I would pay lots of money to see them in action, that would be so ef-ing hilarious!
Hayden’s a pretty girl but she does have cellulite which is bad because she’s way too young to have it already.
This chick loves her old dudes. LOL
Daria, Great post!! “Everyone and their mom” thing made me LOL. It’s so true!!
Daria, Great post!! “Everyone and their mom” thing made me LOL. It’s so true!!
Daria, Great post!! “Everyone and their mom” thing made me LOL. It’s so true!!
wow you are certainly a jealous bunch here! Vitali is a great guy just like his brother. They are both educated and very bright and are both heavyweight boxing champs. And yet the media (those hideous scoundrels) ignore them and would much rather have a hispanic or negro champ. They hate the white race as they envy them.
Hayden is nothing other than sexy. She has no future in Scumywood.
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Whoa. I cannot even… fathom this. My world has shattered into a million confused pieces
HAHAHAHAHAahahahahAHHahaaHAhaa
You cant FATHOM that a HOT, beautiful, sex kitten singer, actress, model starlett like Hayden Pannetiere is
fxcking Ivan Drago from Rocky V, hahaha, I see Hot Young girls with Alpha Male, Muscle types ALL THE TIME, shatter your world, this has been going on for centuries….. Get used to it! Alpha Male Quarterback, Captain of the backetball team, Atheletes ALWAYS get the girls and CHEERLEADERS!!!
Ivan Drago Dolph Lundgren is gonna have alot of fun fxcking HAYDEN….
lol look@Klitschko working it, cause he hasnt hit it yet…Hopefully he didnt become Wlad the impaler! Yeah im a hater!
I WOULD FUCK AND POUND THIS LITTLE MIDGET INTO A COMA
He speaks 4 Languages, Women love that multilingual crap, it means he is very intelligient, and he knows how to fight, beat up other guys and win, he is a Soviet Superman, he is like Colossus, from X-Men Movie and comic books,
Piotr Nikolaievitch Rasputin, I can see the attraction…i can see why they are attracted to each other…
Hayden Pan is KITTY PRYDE!!!!
In X-Men comics, Kitty Pryde is Colossus’ love interest
until
Ultimate X-Men turned Piotr HOMOSEXUAL, why Mark Millar, why did yo have to RUIN one of my favourite Marvel Mutant Superheroes, Colossus isnt supposed to be GAY, NO, Most Russians are very HETERO, overly so, Masogonists, Russian woman are FxCKING HOT….You cant be gay in russia, the women are to attractive to be gay, you have to be hetero in Ukraine because there are so many beautiful girls to fxck!