Hayden Panettiere in a bikini

May 19th, 2009 // 121 Comments

Here’s Hayden Panettiere sunbathing in Cannes with her new boyfriend Steve Jones. Words can’t even describe the whirlwind of emotions in my head right now, so I’ll let the chorus to Live’s “Lightning Crashes” express how I feel:

Oh now feel it comin’ back again
Like a rollin’ thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin’ from the center of the earth again
I can feel it.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, she’s been working out.


  1. Reality check

    I can actually see Hayden’s ribs (tiny waist) and her calves aren’t the size of a linebacker!! My god, can’t believe i am supporting Hayden, blashpemy!!! But truth is, her body is looking better than Britney’s, so sad. I wonder if britney will ever see the days of 2002 again.

  2. Mr Semprini

    Fish, you are like a philanthropist! A Philandrophish!

    ROCK ON!

    oww jumped too high. MA You gotta fix the light again! MA? MA?


  3. Nats

    that bikini cost £130.. more money than brains

  4. andrea

    Guys her Tatoo has a Grammar mistake its on all the Italian News She wrote Vivere senza Rimipianti instead of RIMPIANTI with just three i’s not 4!!! Fuckin hell i cannot believe that a Millionaire and an actrees that’s as wel of italian Origin makes these mistakes… Must be so Embarassing let the world know you are an Ignorant (with Money…)!

  5. Jeff

    Stupid twat spelled her tat wrong. Next time proofread the stencil you stupid, talentless waste of space.

  6. RtSS

    Wow… I’d hit that big-time. Especially when she’s down on all fours, look at that tight round ass of hers. Slip those bikini bottoms to the side just a bit, and look what we have her, an amusement park with two tunnels to enter. I’d ride both of those rides multiple times. And then move to the mouth and give her an oral exam.

  7. tabacchifc

    it’s true, what a shame… vivere senza rimipianti… too many “i”!!!! con tutti gli italiani che ci sono in america, da chi ti sei fatta consigliare? ridicolo

  8. tabacchifc

    it’s true, what a shame… vivere senza rimipianti… too many “i”!!!! con tutti gli italiani che ci sono in america, da chi ti sei fatta consigliare? ridicolo

  9. herbiefrog

    so woz he good ?

  10. the spelling is NOT wrong…


    Yo she’s all stubby! She looks like Quato from Total Recall! Except with a cowboy hat!

    no offense, Hayden! Call me!

  12. anon

    Hey Hayden! Give a salad a try!

  13. Dread not

    Looks like she’s been eating chocolate. Dur, what’s that mean? Dur. Yeah, I’m sure she’s been “working out” Can’t you tell? Hayden looks so calm and serene. These are superior pictures of her, dur. Nice tat, Hay. Tried to quell that swirling self image by carving it on your skin, huh? Yeah, nice job, Ace! I’m sure that will help, “sell it.”

  14. L

    If shes fat, Id like to know what your girlfriends/wives look like…assuming you even have one

  15. arroyo

    Seriously, isn’t it time for a sex tape?

  16. Sara

    It’s fantastic to have a wrong tatoo. She has in her back “vivere senza rimipianti!, but in italian is VIVERE SENZA RIMPIANTI…ahahhahaha….

  17. JessPlumPear

    She has the shortest arms I’ve ever seen.

  18. Such as the type of fat dwarf. It’s all short and stuff. I hate people who are unable to control the eating of freaking. Product.

  19. billybob

    shes a cowboy baby

  20. billybob

    this is to all you commenters DREAM ON

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