Here’s Hayden Panettiere sunbathing in Cannes with her new boyfriend Steve Jones. Words can’t even describe the whirlwind of emotions in my head right now, so I’ll let the chorus to Live’s “Lightning Crashes” express how I feel:
Oh now feel it comin’ back again
Like a rollin’ thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin’ from the center of the earth again
I can feel it.
I guess what I’m trying to say is, she’s been working out.
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Canne | May 19, 2009 at 11:10 am
Midget first!
Dpwhitey | May 19, 2009 at 11:11 am
LAST CUNTS!!
marge | May 19, 2009 at 11:11 am
her boobs look like pecs…
Dpwhitey | May 19, 2009 at 11:12 am
LAST CUNTS!!
sim | May 19, 2009 at 11:13 am
her boyfriend has boobs
kate | May 19, 2009 at 11:13 am
Wow she’s looking very skinny here.
kate | May 19, 2009 at 11:13 am
Wow she’s looking very skinny here.
andy7171 | May 19, 2009 at 11:15 am
cant wait to hear someone call her fat
James | May 19, 2009 at 11:19 am
Is that a new tattoo along her side? They put sunscreen on it so it must be fresh, right?
NEVER BACK DOWN MAN | May 19, 2009 at 11:21 am
she’s got weird boobs. what a fat ass too. like midget kind of fat. she’s all stubby and stuff. i hate people who cant control their freaking eating. gross.
The Observer | May 19, 2009 at 11:21 am
There are two reasons why she looks so hot here.
1) She’s not dressed like a complete and utter moron
2) She’s not wearing hideous makeup like a complete and utter moron
We haven’t seen this side of her in quite a long time.
Joey | May 19, 2009 at 11:22 am
Damn!! She is fat!!
joe | May 19, 2009 at 11:25 am
Who’s the dude rubbing lotion on her? And why is he wearing a bikini top?
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 19, 2009 at 11:26 am
I wanna smell those panties!
Max Planck | May 19, 2009 at 11:26 am
What’s written down the side…”Refrigerate after opening?”
RichPort's Ghost | May 19, 2009 at 11:34 am
Ride me, cowgirl…
Learn How I Make $103 Profit everyday | May 19, 2009 at 11:38 am
i would like to tap that ass.
Scott | May 19, 2009 at 11:46 am
Dear Superficial Writer:
Thank you for all your humanitarian work. You may have saved a life with these photos.
Damn she’s hot!
Rich Simmons | May 19, 2009 at 11:52 am
“She’s been working out.”
Like she has something else to do? She’s an “actress.” Her job is to look good followed by
a. Getting artistically naked when she is starting to lose her looks (in her case I give it 4 years) and feels the need to get some news-time,
b. Have an addiction problem after the nude spread doesn’t bring in the $’s that she thought it would.
c. Have a shitty marriage, preferably including domestic abuse, to get more time in front of the cameras
d. Throw a temper tantrum about how Hollywood doesn’t make serious movies anymore, and how they are only interested in youth.
e. Catch a fatal disease, and even then milk every second of that into ratings – right up until you actually die… a D-Lister.
Optional: you can have (b) and (c) as often as you’d like, throughout your “career.”
This chick is 100% flash in the pan (but hittable). Watch her crash and burn her way through the cycle…
Sam | May 19, 2009 at 11:58 am
She needs a specialty top. Bikini tops are designed to fit breasts (tear-drop), not pecs (square). That’s why hers fits so poorly. Maybe Kramer and Frank Costanza could send her a manzierre (or a bro).
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 19, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Hayden Puffytiere is missing some toes in these pics! who do i blame for this? you fish?
Unub | May 19, 2009 at 12:11 pm
@19 for president, you’re absolutely correct.
You can already tell she’s going to be a pudgy little thing as she ages.
She’s already got the mommy tummy thing going at age 21 or whatever… how sad, when your only fucking job is to work out & look good & you can’t even deliver on that.
Word has it that she’s also a chain smoker & a party drunk (not habitual, but at parties she loses it), so she’s got that going for her.
and oh yeah #8 – she’s a sow. now shut up & go back to playing with your Wii.
Sheva | May 19, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Shots are all planted obviously since they don’t show her thick lower body. No accident.
But she’s looking really good for a smurf.
Pnuematic Jackhammer | May 19, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I love her taut ass.
She is hot and solid, I bet she could ride a pnuematic jackhammer for hours.
Crazy Oldie | May 19, 2009 at 12:18 pm
she has a boyish look to her.
More | May 19, 2009 at 12:20 pm
#19, don’t forget the whole Game Show phase of her pitiful career.
SoTe | May 19, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I can’t believe some people here are saying she is fat… where??? Insane. She’s looking good, better than I’ve ever seen her before. Good for her.
PR | May 19, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Definitely has been working out, she looks really cute!
lizzy | May 19, 2009 at 12:27 pm
wow, people that are saying anything negative about her are absolutely insane.
she has had a successful career thus far on heroes.
her body is in great shape.
where is everyone coming up with all these bad things about her? how can anyone call her fat? she is tight, tiny and tone!
chupacabra | May 19, 2009 at 12:28 pm
isn’t she still technically a teenager? Man, I would have never been allowed to go vacation on a yacht with my boyfriend when I was a teen. Jesus christ. The times have changed!
johnny twotoes | May 19, 2009 at 12:30 pm
i’d hit it
Red Bull | May 19, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I don’t understand how any guy could not think she is smoking hot. I mean, I understand why girls don’t like her, because she’s hot and rich and famous and fucks every guy she wants, but the guys I really don’t get. She is fucking HOTTTT.
Miniature Workout Partner | May 19, 2009 at 12:38 pm
So Hayden, what you benchin’ now, anyway?
B | May 19, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Shes sucking it in something fierce. oh silly boys…you are so easily fooled…
No Bull | May 19, 2009 at 12:45 pm
How can any guy not think she’s smoking hot? Well, let’s see – I like breasts, not chest muscles; I like to see a waist, not a a belly button on a square body; I prefer a girl with non-East German shoulders; and, oh yeah, I’ve never had a thing for midgets and their oddly bulging limbs.
So, basically, that’s how.
GOT MILK? | May 19, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I love the fact that she got a tattoo that can only be read properly when she´s doggy stlyle.
I think it says a lot about her personality ;)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
George W bush | May 19, 2009 at 12:46 pm
She looks like one of the Olsen twins with a little less “I’ll feed your drug addiction and let you die in my apartment” and a little more “built like a fire plug but needs to get banged all night”! Seriously, the picture where she is bent over waiting for it doggy style is noce.
andy7171 | May 19, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Going on a nine year acting career is one he11 of a flash in the pan. LOL
Jimbo | May 19, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I wonder how midget tastes??
FRIST!!! | May 19, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Like chicken, Jimbo..they taste like chicken
Shecky | May 19, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Are they trying to close that opening on her side with spackle?? I think that is where the fat girl is trying to crawl out.
gogogo | May 19, 2009 at 1:04 pm
How come she hasn’t been cast as a gymnast? They should remake Gymkata or American Anthem and just stick her in there some where.
andy7171 | May 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm
#42 watch any of the Bring It On movies?
Sofia | May 19, 2009 at 1:13 pm
damn, she’s BUTCH!
havoc | May 19, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Damn, the things I would do to her…..
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Shane | May 19, 2009 at 1:14 pm
I really like small cute chicks like her. You can flip her around & toss her about in bed with little effort . Kind of like midget tossing seps much better
Billybob | May 19, 2009 at 1:22 pm
the REALLY best part about small women is that my 6 1/2″ looks and feels like 9″ or 10″ to her
mafme | May 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Fat? Seriously? Are you insane?
mr. peebles | May 19, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I’d like to stick her in a monkey cage, feed her monkey chow & and toss her the odd peanut.
pavmentaled | May 19, 2009 at 2:06 pm
DUDE… HOT
billybob | March 30, 2011 at 9:24 pm
To all you droolers DREAM ON