Hayden Panettiere in a bikini

August 26th, 2008 // 132 Comments

Hayden Panettiere celebrated her 19th birthday over the weekend by apparently wearing a bikini and a party hat. Cool? I’ll be the first to admit this looks nothing like I envisioned it. I mean, where’s the parade? The midget rodeo?! And why is the pool filled with water instead of Jell-O? No, no, NO! This is all wrong! Man, I got all dressed up like Batman for nothing…

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  1. Charles Few

    Oh, she’s gettin’ nice and thick down bottom! Tasty!

  2. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    IF SHE WAS THINNER ALL YOU WHITE MEN WOULD WORSHIP HER.

    SHAPE OR SHAPELESS ALL YOU Guys care about is her looking anorexic!

  3. THAT_GIRL_JENN

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    IF SHE WAS THINNER ALL YOU WHITE MEN WOULD WORSHIP HER.

    SHAPE OR SHAPELESS ALL YOU Guys care about is her looking anorexic!

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  4. Eyeglasses

    Really people?… Really? Your comments disgust me, you’re putting down a beautiful young woman who is successful without being trashy, unlike most a girls in Hollywood. Five bucks says that when you grow up and have kids you’ll be wondering why they’ve developed an eating disorder. Go get a book and read!

  5. Eyeglasses

    Really people?… Really? Your comments disgust me, you’re putting down a beautiful young woman who is successful without being trashy, unlike most a girls in Hollywood. Five bucks says that when you grow up and have kids you’ll be wondering why they’ve developed an eating disorder. Go get a book and read!

  6. Bob White

    Thats just nasty! Wear something that flatters and stand in a way that does not make you resemble a gnome with pigeon toes.

  7. yourmum

    that girls so toasty i would fuk your mother.

  8. Cornelius

    #37: “big thighs are just so…womanly and feminine to me.it’s a turn on. ”

    Absolutely with you there bro. Couldn’t agree more. And curves in general. And all the haters, (undoubtedly fat) bitches and dudes are either self loathing ugly fatties or gays. And that IS a fat…i mean bad angle. Despite this, I seriously lol’d @ the “with the pointy hat she looks like the garden gnome” comment.

    The PROBLEM with her is that she is made to believe that she’s the hottest girl alive, when nobody deserves that title. Except Charlize Theron.

  9. Hayden

    You all are a bunch of deuche bags. She’ll probably read this, go annorexic, and everyone will be saying what a gross skinny bitch she is. I bet 98% of the people that write on this thing aren’t 1/100000 as attractive or productive as this girl. She may be a “midget with thunder thighs”, but she’s more rich and talented than any stupid guys with a small dick on this site.

  10. hayden

    She has a bigger build but she looks pretty solid and I bet she’ll age better than a lot of the fat-skinny girls (you know those skinny people that couldn’t run a mile if their lives depended on it). She’s all right in my book.

  11. 4sho women are definately suppose to have bigger thighs than men. As a matter of fact we have a higher precentage of body fat than men do on average. If we didn’t then women all around the world would probably look like transexuals.

  12. Boohoo

    With a little glazing and a pearl necklace, she would look just fine!

  13. Moby DIx

    Little Ms. Pantyhair better start doing something about those thighs unless she wants to look like Oprah WInfrey up in this bizz-nizzle. Shit.

  14. Shannon

    Hate to burst everyone’s bubble, but she’s all muscle and no fat. Bet you couldn’t pinch an inch on her.

  15. hayden panettiere here and kinda mad

    hey it’s hayden panettiere here it really is me and im not happy about some of the things im reading. Im not fat its almost all muscle and for all you guys that say you want to screw me dream on. To all my fans out there luv ya xoxo hayden

  16. truth

    lose some weight you porker

  17. PrettyDamnHot

    heya hayden! =) don’t mind them they’re just soooo soooo soooo envious of you! Just tell them “Die in ENVY!!!”…. You’re still pretty, bubbly and cute. Maybe they’re not as pretty as you are, a body can easily be improved but a pretty face?… O man that’s inborn/innate. That’s a nice party you got there, love it. =)

  18. PrettyDamnHot

    heya hayden! =) don’t mind them they’re just soooo soooo soooo envious of you! Just tell them “Die in ENVY!!!”…. You’re still pretty, bubbly and cute. Maybe they’re not as pretty as you are, a body can easily be improved but a pretty face?… O man that’s inborn/innate. That’s a nice party you got there, love it. =)

  19. I accidently fell by this site and thought i’d have a look. Do you ppl not have a life? you are calling a beautiful young girl “thunder thighs”, are you really that shallow. This girl has risked her life trying to save the whales, and is a wonderful advocate for saving animals and you are seriously focused on her thighs. Get a life.

  20. Mothy

    I wouldn’t be complaining if she was my girlfriend. Obviously a lot of you people have the perfect girlfriend/boyfriend with a perfect body and a big bank account as well.

  21. kk

    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/09/hayden-panettiere-will-be-single-soon.html

    Are you excited Superfic? Your crush is soon to be available to you.

    Although you don’t seem to be quite as devoted lately…. ;-)

  22. Justin

    Yea, the main photo is taken at a really bad angle, but still, those of you calling her fat, etc, etc, are really lame. Look at the way she’s standing, she’s standing on the outer edge of her feet which is pushing her knees in which is a pretty standard pose I’ve seen chicks use when they’re texting.

    News Flash: Girls are not supposed to be twigs that completely vanish behind a telephone poll or streetlamp. Runway models are sticks because it’s easier to fit them. Real women have curves

    Also, what’s wrong with Kim Kardashian’s body? Unless she’s gone the way of the cow since I last saw her, she has a perfect body. If they have a flat stomach they aren’t fat, sorry.

  23. PrimaBella

    So I guess Eva Longora, Christina Ricci, Kim/Courtney Kardashian, The Olsens, Kylie Minogue, Jessica Simpson, and Reese Witherspoon are also short midgets and trolls? And I guess Eva Longoria and Kylie Minogue are just sooo ugly with their “small” boobs short stature? I guess only women who are 5’9 with C-cup breats are attractive now? I wonder why Sienna Miller and Kate Hudson are considered so hot then (smaller breasts)? From my experience, I’ve noticed that guys seem to like short girls (I guess because they feel more manly around them and can pick them up??) and other girls envy petite girls. Hello, Jada Pinkett anyone?

    A recent psychological experiment actually found that men who have more money prefer woman with smaller breasts (like models) and to quote “the size of a wine glass”, and men on the poorer side like women with bigger breats. So I’m guessing all of these men here are white-trash and probably don’t have teenage (19) year-old daughters or sisters or any women friends/girlfriends.

    I think you can only critisize a person’s looks if you look like Anige or Brad, and I’m sure the men here are far, far from Brad and probably lacking a nice
    6-pack to back up their insults.

  24. PrimaBella

    Oops, I forgot to mention the other “trolls”: Carmen Electra, Lucy Lie, Brittney Murphy, Drew Barrymore, Carrie Underwood, Salma Hayek, Victoria Beckham, Kristen Bell, and Rachel Bilson. What ugly midgets, right? (Just for those insulting idiots out there; I’m being sarcastic). But I guess we wouldn’t make fun of them, because they aren’t teenagers.

  25. Kit

    I guess only women who are 5’9 with C-cup breats are attractive now?
    Golly, I hope so! I’m 5’9 with C-cup boobs.

  26. JustThtGurl

    Oh my god! Some of you guys are rly immature w/your comments. Immature AND ignorant about the human body. Not everyone’s gonna have an hourglass shape figure but it doesn’t make them fat. She’s the kind’a human being who has a pear shape and that’s pretty NORMAL. Go look it up. She has a pretty face and she’s better than most conceited celebrities. So get over it and BACK OFF! It you don’t like the way she looks then stop staring and don’t comment on her pictures. And if half of the guys here are as much of a jackass as they sound, then you know they wouldn’t get a girl not even half as good as Hayden.

  27. John Lees

    Why do people feel the need to criticise a successful person’s looks or whatever?I think they’re all jealous.If Hayden is reading this-keep up the good work! ‘Heroes’ is shown in Scotland and you certainly have a screen presence.You are most definitely blessed with the twin talents of good looks and a great acting ability.

  28. Scott Baio

    I wouldn’t even tap that, that’s right, me…..

  29. Bickus Dickus

    she looks like a fatter, uglier, dumber Tara Reid, who just got her tits removed, and her career will end up just like Tara’s. Pathetic.

    Why is this twat famous? Seriously.

  30. Mohammed

    She’s a hot little midget and she would definitely get it.

    Either from me or my camel (we share all)

  31. Francesca

    She has fat, not breast cleavage. Is she one of those child stars who never goes through puberty?

  32. maria

    hi hayden panettiere my namei s maria

    i love heroes i want to meet you someday.

    your a good actress

    your fan maria

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