Hayden Panettiere celebrated her 19th birthday over the weekend by apparently wearing a bikini and a party hat. Cool? I’ll be the first to admit this looks nothing like I envisioned it. I mean, where’s the parade? The midget rodeo?! And why is the pool filled with water instead of Jell-O? No, no, NO! This is all wrong! Man, I got all dressed up like Batman for nothing…
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britt | August 26, 2008 at 10:35 am
woooooooooooooooooooo
Not That guy | August 26, 2008 at 10:35 am
That’s not a dog she’s holding, her bush is actually that hairy.
Stumpy | August 26, 2008 at 10:37 am
She’s an inspiration to dwarves, sorry, little people, everywhere.
dude | August 26, 2008 at 10:38 am
Wow. There are a hundred girls in my school hotter than that. What a little self important troll.
Brroke | August 26, 2008 at 10:42 am
Thunder thighs and saddle bags already at 19?
havoc | August 26, 2008 at 10:42 am
That looks like a lonely-ass birthday or a completely staged photo op ala Heidi-whats-her-face and the fucktard.
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Plastic Sturgeon | August 26, 2008 at 10:44 am
Jesus, what’s up with those huge thighs? She like 19! What’s she going to look like at 30?
~shudders~
Justwondering | August 26, 2008 at 10:48 am
dude.. Does it make your sun less shiny if smaller people also have a life and success?
FACE | August 26, 2008 at 10:48 am
N ow thats good focking right there. Look at the thighs and hips in the first pick – made for doggie and hard pounding by long black snake.
blowup doll lover | August 26, 2008 at 10:49 am
My blowup doll looks better in a dunce cap and doesn’t have thunder thighs
Sell Porn Make Money | August 26, 2008 at 10:49 am
She looks like a lawn ornament with that hat on. I would still tap it.
j_bryon | August 26, 2008 at 10:50 am
@ Plastic Sturgeon
Those thoghs aren’t fat…that is pure, unadulterated, bust-your-spine MUSCLE! Just imagine your head being between those legs and she cums…..you might DIE! (And probably VERY happy!)
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | August 26, 2008 at 10:50 am
She looks like the Traveocity garden gnomes used wench
rough daddy | August 26, 2008 at 10:51 am
sexless!!!! was that done on purpose? whats going on here? anyway ill still stick it!
Dirt chicken | August 26, 2008 at 10:53 am
Not at all like I imagined it either … looks a little knock-kneed to boot.
Sheva | August 26, 2008 at 10:54 am
Sorry, I’ve always had a rule, no chicks with bigger thighs than mine. And since I can’t do the soccer thing, mine are smaller now.
This chick needs to take action. Because by 25, it’s going to be thigh rub city.
Shoot it may already be.
sasha | August 26, 2008 at 10:56 am
She has no tits, thick arms and thick thighs. Why does anyone care about this chick?
sasha | August 26, 2008 at 10:56 am
She has no tits, thick arms and thick thighs. Why does anyone care about this chick?
Alyssa | August 26, 2008 at 10:59 am
OH god… with the pointy hat in the middle of a garden….she really looks like a GARDEN GNOME!
Vlad | August 26, 2008 at 11:01 am
You mofos are all crazy!! She’s hawt…I’d drill that shit like offshore oil!! Mmm…daddy likey!! She needs to be impaled on Vlad’s spike!!!
lalaland | August 26, 2008 at 11:02 am
You guys are nuts sometimes. If she was any skinnier you’d be saying she’s too skinny and doesn’t eat blah blah blah
This girl is HOTT!
duh | August 26, 2008 at 11:03 am
ok, so she doesn’t have a great figure. she isn’t as half as annoying as most celebrities.
michele20 | August 26, 2008 at 11:09 am
Yeah, #5 said it…
Eirin | August 26, 2008 at 11:09 am
Well, she’s skinnier than your average American.
And you’re saying she’s too fat. HAHA
Khunt | August 26, 2008 at 11:11 am
Certainly you men are jesting. This little wretched peasant has a horrendous figure. She is a medical dwarf I take it and has neither buttocks nor breasts. Her legs are muscular as well as her arms. Are you sure this is a female?
Rene | August 26, 2008 at 11:11 am
If she gets fatter and gets implants then she can have a plump body like Kim Kardashian. And perhaps they both can talk about quality butt girdles.
T-Bass | August 26, 2008 at 11:11 am
In LOVE
rough daddy | August 26, 2008 at 11:12 am
ill part those thighs like moses did the red sea!!!
Sam | August 26, 2008 at 11:18 am
This is how the Olympic gymnasts look a year after retiring from competition. It’s very close to how Shaun Johnson will look.
THE REAL BARELY | August 26, 2008 at 11:24 am
Jesus – she’s not only wearing a bikini and a party hat, she’s also wearing a whole other human on top of her own skin! Man, THAT is some fat.
Okay kids: Out of the pool – Hayden’s using it…There’s only so much water in there!
Holy crap! I hope she’s text messaging a weight watcher’s meeting!
I know if I had that ass and thighs, I’d be pre-spending my residual checks on some nice juicy implants! You go girl! No…seriously: YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!
gerard Vandenberg | August 26, 2008 at 11:24 am
You have already “WIDE HIPS”.
This means you will give easy birth.
Expecting?
………………………………………………………………………………………ALREADY!!
Nique | August 26, 2008 at 11:27 am
Comon every one – you could tell she has such figure even when she has clothes on.
Booooring
helena | August 26, 2008 at 11:41 am
How dare you shitty people call her fat, how about each and every one of you send in pictures of yourselves in underwear?! I bet you’ll all ugly fat pathetic americans who are picking on a 19 year old girl! Get a fucking life, all of you
Teacher | August 26, 2008 at 11:47 am
What a Dunce!
Randal | August 26, 2008 at 11:48 am
I think we should all remember that this young girl has feelings too, and is a whole person, not merely a sexual object.
Hayden, if you’re reading this, stop now honey.
Those thighs make for a ghastly sight in the missionary position. Best to hit that from the back and finish off with a donkey punch.
Randal
Dan | August 26, 2008 at 11:49 am
Yah know
I’m quite disappointed in The Superficial Writer right now… He’s managed to miss a Hayden Pannetiere Nipple Slip….
www egotastic com
check it out… at least SOMEONE is on the ball.
ever heard of more to love? | August 26, 2008 at 11:54 am
big thighs are just so…womanly and feminen to me.it’s a turn on.
nice big curvy thighs: MmMmMmM
skinny thighs: GAG ME WITH A SPOON!
if i wanted skinny thighs and no hips i’d be a petaphile…AND THAT’S ILLEGAL!
sorry folks.
helena | August 26, 2008 at 11:54 am
What’s a “donkey punch”?
dude to helena | August 26, 2008 at 11:55 am
it’s how you were conceived, dumbASS
Dan | August 26, 2008 at 12:07 pm
For Helena @ #38 – http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey+punch
Ted Mosby | August 26, 2008 at 12:08 pm
I’d munch on that carpet.
venomhed | August 26, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Wow she is cute as fuck. Nice femme body, soft and girly! I would love to play babysitter with her, brother sister, daddy daughter in the outfit she has on.
Nice!
my comment | August 26, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Hideous clown.
Boner | August 26, 2008 at 12:19 pm
The bitchiness of the women on this site really turns me on. I love ladies with attitude.
Donna Summers | August 26, 2008 at 12:30 pm
She looks like a Disco Ball from the ’70s with all those little mirrors on her bikini.
Jodi | August 26, 2008 at 12:40 pm
There’s something almost iconic about the hat photos. Anyway, she’s never done anything for me – I’m a Penelope Cruz man, and it takes a lot for blondes to interest me. There’s nothing to say that she doesn’t deserve her sucess though – after all, she’s done the work, learnt the lines, and relied on the interest of others. Not her fault if she’s popular.
Jodi.
gobats | August 26, 2008 at 12:42 pm
She looks like shit w/o makeup on.
asdf | August 26, 2008 at 12:52 pm
A petaphile? Someone who gets their kicks off of PETA?
Very interesting, Mister Bond.
And yeah, she needs to hit a stair master.
brooklyn11218 | August 26, 2008 at 1:08 pm
That bikini looks more like a chastity belt.
Erik | August 26, 2008 at 1:08 pm
So this is the little whale who wants to save all the dolphins…she doesn’t lack blubber, that’s for sure.